Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)

[Huxleys Babkins]

Haven't seen a TinaToon in a while, now there's a couple, including this one


https://grrrgraphics.com/evolution-of-man-2021/
Er...

Tina, there, envious of the quality of life of people who rarely lived past 30.

[Alberon]

She's rubbish. Can't even fall back on the artistic talent Ben does has.

[Alberon]

Not a bad cartoon content-wise. Though the hypocrisy after calling Biden a warmonger  is quite strong.

Apart from that, above average.

[Fambo Number Mive]

I see Biden has a split in the back of his jacket. Does that signify anything?

Also, an impressively rubbish cartoon even by Garrison's standards, which at first glance appears to blame Biden for the Amercian withdrawal in South Vietnam. There should be a Helicopter Nixon to the left of Helipcoter Biden.

[idunnosomename]

Escapes

Responsibility

[idunnosomename]

the text is funny too

BIDEN'S SAIGON
Woke Generals prove woke is a joke

The Taliban was retaking Kabul when the White House released a photo of a feeble Joe Biden at a very large conference table. There were no advisors or generals there, only a confused failure of a man who watched helplessly as our embassy took down the revered LGBQT+ flag. They took down Old Glory, too.

The photo has become controversial as the angry millennials running the White House outed intelligence officials locations and identities when they tweeted out the image. People also noticed the clocks were off by 3 hours between London and Moscow. Was this a photoshopped old photo from March when daylight savings time was in effect?

We've just seen the worst military flop and embarrassment since the fall of Saigon and sleepy Joe blamed it all on Trump. That's a cop out of course. Joe is not going to take any responsibility because the man lacks character. Still, perhaps Joe was too busy making sure our military was becoming more 'woke' and that plenty of gay and trans soldiers were at their peak readiness. Joe said there was no way we'd see a Saigon-like repeat of helicopters evacuating our personnel from Kabul, but that's exactly what we saw.

As the Taliban was collecting millions of dollars worth of helicopters, vehicles, weapons, and US pride left behind, Biden was off 'vacationing' in Camp David. Barely six months into his regime's rule and he has to have a vacation. Nothing from his second in command, either. They probably know that no one wants to hear from the cackling hyena Kamala Harris, who would probably laugh the whole thing off.

We all knew the US would eventually have to end a very unpopular war that should never have been started in the first place. The blame can be laid at the feet of the Bush crime family for starting it. The premise for the US 'police action' was 9-11. And yet we all know Building 7 was a demolition job performed by insiders with the approval of the shadow government. Cheney and Rumsfeld no doubt oversaw the operation. They staged 9-11 to bring about war and tyranny and allow the military industrial complex to gorge itself. Trillions of dollars and thousands of lives lost later, nothing was accomplished. The Taliban religious fanatics are back in control and stronger than ever.

We can't lay all the blame on Bush and Biden. The Afghan people did not want our freedom. The same freedom Bush said they hated us for. Oh sure, there are exceptions, but if the Afghans really wanted to be free they would have fought for their freedom. They didn't. Now the women will wear burkas and be refused higher educations. Gay Afghans will be murdered. Sharia Law will be brutally enforced.

It's a shame, but it was never, ever any of our business. Maybe now, after two defeats, America will have finally learned its lesson about forcing freedom onto people who despise it.

— Ben Garrison

This iconic Ben Garrison Original Is Available!

TRUMP MADE A PEACE DEAL WITH THE TALIBAN AND PLANNED THIS YOU BIG DOPE

also highlighted. oh no not just trans but GAY soldiers!!!! heaven forbid

[Alberon]

Also the same recycled '9/11 was faked' bullshit and attacking Biden for taking a holiday when Trump barely left the golf course!

[idunnosomename]

Twenty years ago the war criminal George W. Bush lured America into war against 'terrorists' based on lies. There were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Likewise in Afghanistan, we fought not against Al Qaeda, but rather the Taliban and war dragged on for 20 years. There is some question about whether or not Osama Bin Laden was killed in Pakistan by US forces. He might have died long before of kidney disease. Obama was said to be a victorious hero even though there's no proof Bin Laden had anything to do with the 9-11 attack. It is said the body of Bin Laden was buried at sea. How convenient—leave no evidence.

Bush pushed America into what became a repeat of Vietnam. Our leaders were interested in funneling money into the rapacious maw of our military industrial complex while expanding a US empire based on lies and fear. The fear of terrorism.

So who are the terrorists now? Biden has already announced it. They're American citizens such as yours truly. Biden's terrorists resist mandatory injections of dangerous substances urged upon us by a corrupt government. We refuse to wear masks. We supported Trump and attended his January 6 rally—or we would have if we could have. We know Biden and his forces blatantly stole the presidential election. We question the 9-11 narrative given to us by corrupt government. Building 7 was a planned demolition. Scientific facts have proved it without a doubt. That means a lot of the other claptrap we've been told is false, too.

Just because we question the jabs, the 'official' 9-11 fairy tale, and the last presidential election, Biden calls us 'domestic terrorists,' and we all know what the government does when terrorists are named. They are subsequently attacked. Will Biden use the military or national guard to round us up and send us to FEMA camps? I keep seeing ads for employment at FEMA camps. They need guards. Why?

and this one is just pretty fucking unpleasant



his grifting subscribe to my patreon-ridden blurb doesnt directly mention he's getting a cartoon about people falling to their deaths

HAPPY LANDINGS!
Joe Biden continues to lose his grip on an ill-gotten office. He needs to be impeached. He needs to be removed via the 25th Amendment. He needs to arrested.  Maybe all three.

Less than a year into his regime, Joe's cognitive state continues to show a precipitous decline. He is often lost and confused. He cannot field questions. He's frequently and inexplicably angry or whispering. He displays all the characteristics of someone suffering from dementia. The problem is, cackling Kamala Harris would present a horrific replacement.

Ideally President Trump will be rightfully restored to office. The election was stolen from him. It's time for Joe to exit stage left before he commits more terrible blunders such as the one we just saw in Afghanistan.

Hey Hey! Ho Ho! Sleepy Joe has got to go!

[Fambo Number Mive]

That's a rubbish cartoon of Bush. I love how he has to label both Bush and Biden. You'd think people who read his cartoons would recognise how he draws Biden by now.

Also, why is one of those anti-vax people touting a conspiracy about an English boy band?

[idunnosomename]

Under the flag there's a sign that just says "No"

[Alberon]

Garrison's reference model for Bush in the above cartoon?

[Mr Banlon]

Garrison's reference model for Bush in the above cartoon?

Sam Wanamaker in Raw Deal, or Al Lewis in the Coney Island documentary

[JamesTC]

Sam Wanamaker in Raw Deal, or Al Lewis in the Coney Island documentary

I was thinking Al Lewis in The Munsters. He has something vampiric about him.

[Brundle-Fly]

"Joe Biden continues to lose his grip on an ill-gotten office. He needs to be impeached. He needs to be removed via the 25th Amendment. He needs to arrested.  Maybe all three."

Going senile, Ben?

[Fambo Number Mive]

What were Garrison's cartoons saying about the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq in the early 2000s?

His latest cartoon is moaning about Twitter banning Trump but not the Taliban. The cartoon shows Dorsey and a Taliban solider with entwined beards, both of them are wearing white tops with the Twitter logo on and Dorsey is saying to the Taliban solider "No ban for the Taliban". For some reason the Taliban solider looks very angry at this, or maybe because his beard is tangled up with Dorsey's.

[idunnosomename]

He only started making internet cartoons after the banking crash, c.2010. He claims to have done cartoons for a local paper in the 80s but ive never seen any.

[idunnosomename]

Haahahahah hes set up his own Glindr

[Fambo Number Mive]

Wonder what absolute dickhead Ted Cruz did early one morning to "save America". Emigrate to the Moon?

[Alberon]

From way, way back in this fucking June!

[Ant Farm Keyboard]

She's rubbish. Can't even fall back on the artistic talent Ben does has.

The other one is even worse, given how much the event hosted by Mike Lindell (predictably) turned out to be a complete shit show.

[Catalogue Trousers]

Biden seems to have the World's oddest-looking goatee and a very strangely-shaped knob.

[idunnosomename]

Horny ben cant resist a butt crack

[evilcommiedictator]

Ah yes, the planned demolition of building 7, an entirely provable and clearly known fact*

[Kankurette]

OK. Let me get this straight.
- Garrison calls Biden a warmonger
- Trump announces withdrawal from Afghanistan, Garrison is OK with this
- Biden pulls troops out, Garrison now decides that this is a bad thing

He's just fucking with us, isn't he?

[Kankurette]

Could this be Ben's new man-crush (no-homo)?


https://grrrgraphics.com/resist/

Ole Gunnar Solskjær looking fine there.

[idunnosomename]

Heres a classic ben shill for some self-published load of nonsense with some TOP LABELLING ACTION

GOOGLE LEAKS- THE TRUTH COMES OUT
Kent Heckenlively is a human dynamo. He's a middle school science teacher, a family man, and a heroic truth teller. He's also an excellent, prolific, and successful writer who has penned many best-selling books. He teamed up with Zach Vorhies, a former employee of Google, to help him reveal the truth in their latest book, "Google Leaks, A Whistleblower's Exposé of Big Tech Censorship."

Zach personally witnessed Google's turn to the dark side. Determined to stop Donald Trump, Google's began suppressing free speech. They preferred communist totalitarianism, Chinese style.

Vorhies revealed how Google was doing it, thus sacrificing his career and risking future success. This is the price heroes pay for telling the truth, and it's something we must all do eventually if we want to preserve our freedom.

ORDER YOUR BOOK HERE

Love the seagull clapping

[Fambo Number Mive]

"Internet sea"

[idunnosomename]

i'm not even sure if that's self-parody because he's not even written it on the sea. logically it should say "buoy"

[Fambo Number Mive]

Is this the same Kent Heckenlively who called himself the worlds number 1 anti-vaxxer? He's also written an anti-mask book with what looks like a Garrison drawing on the front cover

[buttgammon]

Surely Heckenlively is a made-up name. I would've put it in my recent list of fake 90s golfers in HS Art but it seemed too silly compared to names like Chuck Stench and Bartender Wasp Jr.