Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)

[daf]

"Cutting off their POTUS to spite their face"

That just doesn't work does it. Someone should explain puns to him.

'Cutting off their Nazi to spite their face', maybe?

[Huxleys Babkins]

[jobotic]

It's got a smile on it's face and its eyebrows raised if you look.

It'll be back.....shudder.

[idunnosomename]

lmao coping well i see

NAZI PELOSI'S HOUSE IMPEACHES DONALD TRUMP.....AGAIN
Pelosi's rushed and hateful push to impeach President Trump only underlines the fact that Democrats will stop at nothing to destroy their enemies. Pelosi has abused her power in her Stalin-like quest to completely erase Trump from history. This is what socialists do—they memory hole any political figure they revile.

The first casualty of the communist coup in America has been the free speech of Trump supporters. Not only are we getting banned everywhere, we are being vilified on the floor of Congress as 'white supremacists' and 'violent insurrectionists.'  It all seems silly, but we should take their accusations very seriously. It's a prelude of sorts for the Bolsheviks. The first thing communists do is end free speech and round up their enemies. Once Biden is sworn in we can also count on them to go after our guns. We'll probably see false flags involving Trump supporters and deadly shootings. They will be used as an excuse to confiscate guns.

SUPPORT OUR CARTOONS URGENT WE WILL NOT STOP FIGHTING FOR YOU!
These aren't conspiracy theories. We're getting stripped of our remaining liberties and it's happening in plain sight for all to see.

There is no doubt that  communist China has aided and abetted the Democrats in their takedown of Trump and the American economy. We can no longer depend on hopeful slogans such as 'Patriots are in charge.' As it's turning out, we're the patriots and we must resist, push back, and disobey the socialists.

After the socialists are done erasing Trump, they'll move on to erasing everyone who supported him.  We must stand up to the socialists. If we sheepishly cave into them they'll slaughter us anyway.

big dick marx parody

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

What does a one-eyed Lucille Bluth have to do with all of this?

[Alberon]

The parody does make a lot more sense.

[Ferris]

What do you think these true believers make of it when Biden is sworn in and doesn't immediately confiscate all civilian owned firearms and outlaw personal property? Do you think it causes them to take stock of their opinions?

I mean no, obviously, but still. Interesting thought experiment.

[Urinal Cake]

Kamala just biding her time.

[Lord Mandrake]

Biden her time more like.

[evilcommiedictator]

I like that there is a "P" on the Pencil.

[TheBrownBottle]

It would be great living in Ben Garrison's world.  Apparently socialists are permanently in power there.  Sounds canny.

[Sonny_Jim]

BLM, Antifa and China rubbed out Trump?  I thought it was Twitter, Google and Amazon?  Or is that the 'joke'?  Or is he just lumping in things he doesn't like.

[buttgammon]

Wasn't it Marx that had the massive erection in another recent cartoon? Not sure what he's doing by insinuating the most significant left-wing thinker of all time had an enormous penis.

[ajsmith2]

Wasn't it Marx that had the massive erection in another recent cartoon? Not sure what he's doing by insinuating the most significant left-wing thinker of all time had an enormous penis.

That was a pro-Marx edit of a Garrison original too, albeit a bit subtler that some of the others. In the Garrison original there are no cocks under the sheets: hard to believe given some of his Trump depictions, but he'd never do something as consciously homoerotic as suggest a man's penis.

[buttgammon]

That was a pro-Marx edit of a Garrison original too, albeit a bit subtler that some of the others. In the Garrison original there are no cocks under the sheets: hard to believe given some of his Trump depictions, but he'd never do something as consciously homoerotic as suggest a man's penis.

It proves a point about the cognitive dissonance in some of these cartoons that this didn't even occur to me!

[Huxleys Babkins]

What do you think these true believers make of it when Biden is sworn in and doesn't immediately confiscate all civilian owned firearms and outlaw personal property? Do you think it causes them to take stock of their opinions?

I mean no, obviously, but still. Interesting thought experiment.

They thought Obama was going to do all of that stuff. They also thought he'd refuse to leave office after his second term and declare himself emperor, erecting gold statues of himself all over the country.

It's like Nostradamus. When the end of the world doesn't come the followers just modify the prophecy.

[Ferris]

They thought Obama was going to do all of that stuff. They also thought he'd refuse to leave office after his second term and declare himself emperor, erecting gold statues of himself all over the country.

Gold statues would have been amazing tbf

[idunnosomename]

no chance of that, after all, he is a muslim

[petril]

They thought Obama was going to do all of that stuff. They also thought he'd refuse to leave office after his second term and declare himself emperor, erecting gold statues of himself all over the country.

It's like Nostradamus. When the end of the world doesn't come the followers just modify the prophecy.

aye, to them the fence will always be on offer again next week

[Alberon]

One thing Garrison might have to fall back on when Trump goes into hiding in Florida on Wednesday is anti-vaxxer bullshit. He's managed to drag Biden into this one.

President Select Joe Biden wants us all to get the COVID-19 shot. Yesterday I watched him as he bluntly slurred, "We'll have to move heaven and earth to get more people vaccinated, to create more places for them to get vaccinated, to mobilize more medical teams to get shots in peoples' arms." Joe is treating us as if we were government-owned cattle.

Even with the shots, Biden still wants everyone to social distance and wear masks, which presumably will be made permanent. Masks do nothing to stop the virus and they cause their wearers harm, but the powers that be want their sheep wearing them as symbols of submission. Joe's handlers know that mask wearers are brainwashed by their media that spews out constant fear. Mask wearers are more likely to vaccinated, which will also become routine and permanent. Cajoling Joe says wearing masks are 'patriotic,' when in reality it is just the opposite because it means giving up even more liberty. We no longer control our own bodies—Biden and his handlers tell us what to do.

We don't need a rushed-out vaccine against a virus (if there even is such a virus) that has a 99.7 percent survivability rate. In fact, the vaccine is 50 times more likely to produce side effects than a flu shot. Many people have dropped dead after getting the dangerous vaccine. Yet China Joe claims we need to get it because 'science' says so. Such science is distorted by mega billionaire globalists who are bent on reducing the world's population while greatly increasing the bottom line of their vaccine makers.

Bill Gates is such a mega billionaire who wants to rake in even more billions of dollars from the shots. Taxpayers are forced to pay for vaccines that could lead to their own demise. Remember, Bill Gates is the Joseph Mengele of our times. He has pushed and funded experimental vaccines in India and Africa that led to sterilization and death. The DTP vaccine from Bill Gates killed ten times more African girls than disease itself. Don't be surprised to see similar results with the COVID shot.

But why is the pope wearing such a strange lab coat?

Even if you accepted his claims the virus (should it exist, which it doesn't of course) has a "99.7 percent survivability rate" that would still mean the death toll in the USA would be over 1 million people. But that's fine because Freedom.

I do wonder if he believes all this shit, or is just playing up to the prejudices of his readers?

[idunnosomename]

can i have the green one that injects me full of dollars

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

This version already works as a Marxist cartoon (just need to get rid of the Pelosi face)

[Ferris]

Even if you accepted his claims the virus (should it exist, which it doesn't of course) has a "99.7 percent survivability rate" that would still mean the death toll in the USA would be over 1 million people. But that's fine because Freedom.

I do wonder if he believes all this shit, or is just playing up to the prejudices of his readers?

I see the "99.7%" thing a lot with this mob and it's ironic they just haven't checked the figures themselves.

Conservative estimates give the virus lethality rate of 2-3%. Garrison and co are out by an order of magnitude but don't know or care enough to correct it, so the inaccurate information just keeps rattling around without anyone spending 10 seconds checking it with a calculator (ironically, while calling everyone else "sheep")

[Sonny_Jim]

Depends on the age group, innit.  99.7% is probably the under 16's mortality rate.

[Ferris]

Depends on the age group, innit.  99.7% is probably the under 16's mortality rate.

Must have missed that caveat on his cartoon. Presumably it includes the 10-20% fatality rate for anyone over 70 on there and all.

I'm not having a pop, but that's not what he's doing is it? And Joe public sharing the 99.7% figure off the back of this isn't adding citations for the age range. And that's before you get into hospitalization rates - it might not kill you, but it'll put you in the ICU for a month if you're in the wrong age range.

Garrison is being wilfully ignorant (at best) to suggest this only kills 3 people in a thousand and is really no big deal, and it's the same attitude that has killed hundreds of thousands of people in the US (and this is the origins of those kind of opinions). That was my point.

[Catalogue Trousers]

Garrison (sings): Body of Trump, sleek swimmer's body,
                          All muscled-up and toned...

[Alberon]

The mortality rate for children could have been where the figure came from and then the anti-vaxxers applied it to everyone. Garrison still says the vaccine is a killer and compares Bill Gates to Mengele so it's far worse than disputing death rates.

[Alberon]

Garrison is starting to lose hope.

In the waning hours of Trump's presidency we are hearing a lot about scenarios in which patriots are still in charge. Supposedly the military has been shown proof of foreign interference in the presidential election. They will arrest the conspirators and allow Trump to rightfully continue his presidency into a second term. Naturally I have my doubts. I consider it all so much hopium. It looks like nobody is coming to save us. We must save ourselves. We must deal with reality and it will harsh.

What on earth is Biden and Harris up to in the swamp?

[daf]

It looks like nobody is coming to save us. We must save ourselves. We must deal with reality and it will harsh.

Aw, diddums!

[Brundle-Fly]

Imagine spending an evening with Ben & Tina Garrison? It would be a bloodbath.