Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)

[Cuellar]

It's a reference to the collected works that Pete Best edited.

[Bad Ambassador]

How to Steal an Election is probably not a real book.

I though it was supposed to Hugo Chavez.

[Paul Calf]

astounded to discover upon investigation that 'The Best Of Karl Marx' is a real book, published in 2019:

https://www.amazon.com/Best-Karl-Marx/dp/1630691844

there's also no way Garrison knew this.

Other notes: 'dementia for dummies' is that meant to suggest the senile stuff is all an act?

'The art of influence peddling' ; what's wrong with that anyway? Ok peddling is a light pejorative but it just amounts to saying you seek to have influence over people, surely a fairly core and uncontroversial ideal for a presidential candidate to hold. Also, Biden has influence over very few people, it's just that Trump was incredibly unpopular with a lot of people, and it turns out a larger amount of people than the amount of people who love him. That's the big elephant in the room that Trumpsters will never even begin to comprehend.

It actually contains no original Marx material and is a collection of works he wrote after his death to capitalise on the Marx brand.

[RenegadeScrew]

It actually contains no original Marx material and is a collection of works he wrote after his death to capitalise on the Marx brand.

I've always despised this religious side to Marx.  There is no way he wrote anything after his death.

[Ferris]

astounded to discover upon investigation that 'The Best Of Karl Marx' is a real book, published in 2019:

https://www.amazon.com/Best-Karl-Marx/dp/1630691844

there's also no way Garrison knew this.

This is "Best of the Beatles" all over again. I contend Garrison knew this full well and did this on purpose.

[Inspector Norse]

Really smart move from the publishers of Influence Peddling for Dummies to squeeze the title down the spine a bit so that it wouldn't be obscured by the hands of someone holding it at the bottom of a pile of books.

[Twonty Gostelow]

I hope the half-arsed job he did on Biden's finger creases means he's on the verge of giving up altogether.

[idunnosomename]

Hes done some incredibly boring biden dont love are brave boys guff today. Look man we want ridiculous labels over everything and basketballs crying tiny basketballs

[dissolute ocelot]

astounded to discover upon investigation that 'The Best Of Karl Marx' is a real book, published in 2019:

https://www.amazon.com/Best-Karl-Marx/dp/1630691844

I've got the Portable Karl Marx which is far more dangerous. Much better than all those shitty immobile Marx books.

[Alberon]

After the low-energy effort of the last one we didn't even bother putting here Garrison is back with another collage, but this one works better than his internet censorship temper tantrum.



I'm presuming the guy drowning in the Q shaped hole is just a generic Trump supporter, not Trump himself. It's interesting how Trump has just vanished from Garrison's cartoons.

The usual rant under the cartoon is more full on today as well.

Biden promised us a 'dark winter' if elected, and he's delivering. We patriots who voted for Trump are left out in the cold as China Joe's regime labels us 'domestic terrorists.' Biden immediately issued executive orders to dismantle many of Trump's accomplishments. Biden wants America to be masked, injected, distanced, impoverished, and rendered quiescent.

Of course, Sleepy Joe's election was a complete and obvious fraud. Trump won in a landslide but the Democrats, aided by their mega-billionaire globalist allies, arranged for mass cheating that allowed Biden to claim victory. Such election rigging will now become permanent. The Democrats will vote to make the District of Columbia a state, thus giving them two more senators. Maybe they'll make Puerto Rico a state as well. More senators. They will allow illegal aliens to vote. Maybe they'll vote away the Electoral College. They want voting to be easily abused and manipulated—by them.

They will continue to limit our free speech. They'll come after our guns by means of staging false flags. They want to impeach a president who is no longer in office to make sure he never comes back. The socialists are kicking us while we're down and their corporate media cheerleaders love it.

The Tree of Liberty is dead. Nothing was done to stop the steal. COVID-19 was set up to help them steal the election more easily. Now the Democrat Socialists are nailing down their advantage. Once a country goes socialist, they won't allow their subjects to return to a constitutional republic. There's no going back except through violence and the socialists in charge have a monopoly on that. The military will save us? If they could, they would have already. It's game over for now.

Why shouldn't District of Columbia and Puerto Rico become states? I suspect if they were strongly Republican Garrison might have a slightly different view.

[Blumf]

Why shouldn't District of Columbia and Puerto Rico become states?

Do you want to faff about replacing all the flags when they have to update the star count? Bleedin' arse ache!

[idunnosomename]

i thought the tree of liberty wanted blood at christmas. i am confused whether the tree of liberty is good or bad. it's wearing a mask so maybe it's a snowflake cuck.

[Chollis]

the stretched tree of liberty is at melting point

[JamesTC]

Are the lights on Small Biz supposed to look like eyes?

[Dr Rock]

The Tree of Liberty is dead. Nothing was done to stop the steal. COVID-19 was set up to help them steal the election more easily. Now the Democrat Socialists are nailing down their advantage. Once a country goes socialist, they won't allow their subjects to return to a constitutional republic. There's no going back except through violence and the socialists in charge have a monopoly on that. The military will save us? If they could, they would have already. It's game over for now.

Poor Ben is very sad. Cheer up Ben! Just make up a bonkers reality that you prefer, and live in that, simple!

[Kankurette]

If COVID was a plan to get rid of Trump, how does that explain the rest of the world getting it?

[Dr Rock]

Cultural Marxism.

[Dex Sawash]

Biden wants America to be masked, injected, distanced, impoverished, and rendered quiescent. 

Asking too much of Waffle House[nb]I don't expect anyone to get this[/nb]

[Brundle-Fly]

"COVID-19 was set up to help them steal the election more easily."

Finally, he's talking some sense!

[Sonny_Jim]

I think the Q hole is mildly clever.  I read it as indicative of the Q anon supporters standing on a crack in the ice, watching it get bigger and bigger, thinking all the time 'Q will save me!', until the ice breaks and they fall in.  Or maybe I'm giving him too much credit.

The cold winds of 'Medical tyranny' is just shit though.

[Mr Farenheit]

If COVID was a plan to get rid of Trump, how does that explain the rest of the world getting it?

Herd mentality

[Alberon]

I don't bother to bookmark Garrison's website, just google it instead.

I've noticed something odd tonight, though. Normally his website is the fifth or sixth listing, but now it doesn't appear until the third page. Is Google purposefully pushing right wing sites like his way down the listings?

[idunnosomename]

i just type in "grr" tbh.

why isn't it grrraphics anyway. missed a trick there benny boy. also you bet on an old fat narcissist who's left your cult for dead

[evilcommiedictator]

Biden immediately issued executive orders to dismantle many of Trump's accomplishments.

Which were those again? Banning Trans people from dying for the flag? Taking money for other shit for the bits of the shitty wall that you outsourced to shitheads? What?
"Impoverished" like the Trump, slowing down stimulus checks so they could have his name on them?

[Ferris]

"Impoverished" like the Trump, slowing down stimulus checks so they could have his name on them?

I am convinced this was a huge vote winner for trump. If Biden had any sense, he'd put his name on the cheques and all.

Democrats are political naifs so this will not happen.

[Alberon]

Here's an old Garrison cartoon, which is on the 'About' page of his website, peddling the now blatantly obvious myth that Trump was playing 4D Chess. Presumably since it's called 2020D Chess it was published last year.



It's worth looking at for how many of Trump's pieces (gold, naturally) fell by the wayside and are now traitors like Barr, Pence, Q and twitter. It's also odd that there seem to be more enemy pieces than Trump's own.

But the main point of interest for me is up in the top left corner. Garrison has some talent as a cartoonist, but his Boris is a complete and total botch.

[The Culture Bunker]

I like there that he was trying to big up Trump for having to take into consideration numerous complex and competing factors when making every decision as President, rather than concluding "well, yeah, as that's his fucking job".

[idunnosomename]

that was Jan 2020, before we were all worried he was going to bomb iran (bomb bomb iran)

he did the star trek 3d chess thing twice before

[buttgammon]

I like the fact that he associates the Democrats with draughts in both of those, so even 2d chess would make Trump look vaguely impressive.

[ajsmith2]

it's still beyond baffling to me that anyone could conceive of Trump having the patience to play an entire game of chess. I can only imagine if he was sat down in front of a chess board he'd end up behaving like Richie in Bottom:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f64qJorLrY