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Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)

Started by Ferris, January 08, 2021, 11:00:05 PM

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Quote from: gib on March 03, 2021, 09:20:39 PM
i like that he's only half dog and has still made it to top dog

I think (but I'm not sure) that he's actually half-kangaroo, as in a kangaroo court, but the "top dog" label gives me pause on that interpretation.

edit: no, I think he's half-dog, because of the tail-between-his-legs thing.

Gurke and Hare

Quote from: MojoJojo on March 04, 2021, 11:07:11 AMIs that supposed to be the Jury?

That's the swamp people isn't it? Front row second form left looks like Hillary anyway.

dissolute ocelot

Quote from: Blumf on March 03, 2021, 01:59:55 PM

The limp mallet is nice, but the rest is terrible. It's like a contest to see how many ways you can indicate John Roberts is a wuss in one picture without any of them making much sense or being particularly obvious or memorable. Just draw him in a chicken suit, Ben, throw in a cock joke, job done.

The people on the left are the other 8 Supreme Court justices, Clarence Thomas far left. No idea why they'd be sitting like that, the Supreme Court doesn't have a jury or a dock and the justices all sit in a single long row.

Sonny_Jim

Can't wait for the Karl Marx/Cum version.  It's literally the only reason I give a shit about Ben Garrison now.

Egyptian Feast

Oh, that's going to be amazing. Have there been any recent 'CUM' variants I might've missed?

Cuellar

Yeah is there a central source for the CUM and Marx edits

idunnosomename


idunnosomename


Paul Calf

I'm entranced by the grip she has on that paintbrush. He's obviously throwing up a white flag because his talent is so minor and inadequate. It's embarrassing.

idunnosomename

Not sure why this isnt linked off the front page but it has delightfully bonkers text



Four interesting bits bolded

QuoteTHE WOKE MOB CANCELS DR. SEUSS
The effort on the 'woke' left to ban Dr. Seuss would be ridiculous if it weren't for the possibility that they could be successful.

The leftists' 'cancel culture' is branding Dr. Seuss as racist, even though he was a liberal who penned books design to end racism. So what's this really about?

It's about destroying American culture.

The Marxists want not only Seuss destroyed but also Shakespeare, classic movies, and even math. They especially hate Christians and the Bible. The deconstruction-minded left sees it as hate speech. Christians and patriots are seen as terrorists and they must be silenced and replaced with transexual celebrations. They want American culture destroyed so it can be 'built back better.' That means socialism.

Most children of all races grew up reading Dr. Seuss. He was inclusive. His illustrations didn't portray race. The creatures weren't even human most of the time. Instead, they they were creative, multi-colored creatures that appealed to everyone. I was very young when I read my first Dr. Seuss book. It was titled "Bartholomew and the Oobleck." I can't remember how old I was exactly, but it was the first book I read on my own and I was fascinated by it. I read more of his books after that and in retrospect I realize that Dr. Seuss opened the door to reading for many young children while helping to instill within them a love of books.

Now the left wants his books destroyed along with Mark Twain and 'white' western literature in general. Dr. Seuss was also an excellent editorial cartoonist. A case could be made for racism in some of his depictions of the Japanese in cartoons he drew during World War II, but he drew many more that spoke out against racism. I found myself cringing a bit over his promotion of war. He hated isolationists. He railed against the 'America First' mentality and naturally I disagreed with him on that.

Still, his political cartoons were first-rate. Let's not let the Bolsheviks kill the 'Cat In The Hat.'

— Ben Garrison

Paul Calf



Egyptian Feast

Quote from: idunnosomename on March 04, 2021, 09:55:39 PM
this one was fucking asking for it though wasnt it



Yay!

The incredible 'Give us the cum' image appears to be the work of this account.

ajsmith2


Blumf


Retinend

It's more than a little ironic how he uses the avatar of the protagonist of Green Eggs and Ham, considering how that story ends.

dissolute ocelot


Ferris

He doesn't know what he believes in. He hates billionaires but also thinks he should be ruled by a corrupt plutocrat forever.

I'm sure it's been covered in here but does he reckon the pandemic is a hoax as well? Bet he does.

Well I for one want to see the great products of American culture - like Shakespeare, the Bible and mathematics - protected.  Where would we be today if the Americans hadn't invented them?

Dex Sawash

Quote from: TheBrownBottle on March 05, 2021, 11:31:50 AM
Well I for one want to see the great products of American culture - like Shakespeare, the Bible and mathematics - protected.  Where would we be today if the Americans hadn't invented them?

Some days it can be hard for an americunt to read all the america abuse on CaB. Thank you for your support.

Quote from: Dex Sawash on March 05, 2021, 12:10:45 PM
Some days it can be hard for an americunt to read all the america abuse on CaB. Thank you for your support.

That's quite alright.  When I saw that Ben Garrison was calling out the destruction of American culture, I didn't know quite what he meant until he cited those examples.

ajsmith2

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on March 05, 2021, 11:22:58 AM

I'm sure it's been covered in here but does he reckon the pandemic is a hoax as well? Bet he does.

When Trump was still in power he was careful to emphasise that he while he thought Covid was real, it was also being overblown by the left for political gain. These days now strong hero not president no more I imagine it's less important for him to make this distinction.  A year ago in the blurb for the below uncannily prescient piece he predicted that it would 'evaporate under a summer sun'.




idunnosomename

luv how his diagram of human musculature is just a pink man in trunks with some squiggles on him


Retinend


Fambo Number Mive

I find the idea of Trump as a doctor somewhat hilarious, given how anti-science he is. Go in there for an infected boil and he'd probably tell you to drink your own piss and vote Republican before charging you $400 and making an offensive joke.

Alberon

No, Garrison hasn't brought Trump back, but his latest needs seeing to be disbelieved. Lately he's been carrying on with the usual insane anti-vaxxer shit, but now's he's turned to a different type of injection.



Yep, turns out it wasn't the big old racist sitting on George Floyd's neck that killed him, but the Fentanyl that really did it.

QuoteGeorge Floyd had a violent, drug-riddled criminal history. He was convicted of armed robbery and served time in prison. Big and muscular, he worked as a bouncer at a Minneapolis night club

. Still, when I saw him trapped under the knee of a cop and begging for mercy, I was outraged. Clearly the police officer had choked Floyd to death. I drew a cartoon to express my disgust. I thought it was an open and shut case—shocking police brutality, then murder.

Yet at the time I didn't know the entire story. Tucker Carlson recently showed additional video footage on his program. Something was clearly wrong with Floyd as he sat in his car and begged not to be shot. He was already panicking before the police laid a finger on him. The cops calmly promised they wouldn't shoot him—they simply wanted to question him for passing a counterfeit bill. Floyd kept begging for mercy and the police eventually asked him if he was 'on' something. It was that obvious. It was unlikely Floyd was even fit to drive.

It's never a good sign when someone starts citing Tucker Carlson as a source of information.

Quote
As it turned out, Floyd had a tremendous amount of Fentanyl in his body, along with methamphetamine. Fentanyl is a synthetic opioid drug known to be very dangerous. Most of it is produced in China and shipped to America via Mexico.

To my surprise, the police officer was using acceptable and department-approved procedure with his knee maneuver. Supposedly it was 'safe.' That strikes me as absurd, but a drug addled Floyd could easily have died from Fentanyl. The stress he was under probably triggered life-ending symptoms.

Here are symptoms of a Fentanyl overdose:

    Low blood pressure
    Drowsiness
    Dizziness
    Limp body
    Slowed or stopped breathing
    Decreased heart rate
    Reduced or loss of consciousness
    Coma

Of course, the left and their 'fact checking' sites will tell us drugs had nothing to do with Floyd's death. His martyrdom must be protected! The socialists used Floyd's death to incite the BLM and Antifa to burn, loot, and destroy cities across America last summer. We were told Floyd was a saint, a great father, and an all-around exemplary human being. Clearly he wasn't the latter, but regardless, he didn't deserve to die in the street in such a manner. The City of Minneapolis admitted this when they awarded Floyd's family a record $27 million payout.

If the police officer is found not guilty, look for the socialists to go on a violent rampage once again.

Garrison is trying to have his cake and eat it in his text, but the cartoon is quite clear who it thinks the real killer is.

Mr_Simnock


JamesTC

Quote from: Ben GarrisonGeorge Floyd had a violent, drug-riddled criminal history. He was convicted of armed robbery and served time in prison. Big and muscular, he worked as a bouncer at a Minneapolis night club.

Still, when I saw him trapped under the knee of a cop and begging for mercy, I was outraged.

Ben is nothing if not magnanimous.

Ferris

He's gotten a lot of practice drawing needles in the last week or two.




JamesTC