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Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #600 on: April 03, 2021, 01:52:31 PM »
This is a classic in the blunt obvious words on things genre:


https://grrrgraphics.com/bidens-infrastructure-boondoggle/

It's just so on the nose that it seems like a piss take, something the onion would do.

I mean, 'TAXES' on the steam roller as it runs over the 'MIDDLE CLASS'!! He's got to know what he's doing here.

Why is the cat doing a massive shit?

Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #601 on: April 03, 2021, 02:03:38 PM »
that arrow labelled "the ruling class". continually baffling as to who these people think "the ruling class" are. just mind-boggling

What I love is the dissonance in Trump never being in "the ruling class" despite being a billionaire who was president for four years and who still appears to have a cult like following of tens of millions of Americans.

Somehow Trump is not in "the ruling class". If they could satisfactorily explain how that could be I might be able to understand it better.

It's just a cult.

Oh.

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Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #602 on: April 03, 2021, 04:55:18 PM »
Boris and even Mogg have managed the same trick. Standing up for decent hard working class people against the out of touch elites.

Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #603 on: April 03, 2021, 04:56:55 PM »
Oh no, imagine spending money on infrastructure! When will the madness end!!

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Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #604 on: April 03, 2021, 05:21:28 PM »
Oh no, imagine spending money on infrastructure! When will the madness end!!

If I want to die on an under-maintained highway in order to avoid taxing some billionaires I will never meet (who despise me), that is my right!

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Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #605 on: April 03, 2021, 05:34:52 PM »
Love the way he wrote BIDEN on the side because he like WHY SHOULDNT I

Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #606 on: April 04, 2021, 04:21:14 PM »


The little DING! under the bell really sells this one, I feel.

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Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #607 on: April 04, 2021, 04:22:56 PM »
Good god political discourse in the states is SO confusing.

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Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #608 on: April 04, 2021, 04:30:56 PM »
I wonder what bit "Alex L" helped with.

Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #609 on: April 04, 2021, 05:22:07 PM »
Feel like shit, just want aborted fetal matter injected into my arse.

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« Reply #610 on: April 04, 2021, 05:24:13 PM »
I wonder what bit "Alex L" helped with.

Isn't he still just drawing what 8Chan trolls tell him to?

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Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #611 on: April 04, 2021, 05:25:15 PM »
I'll admit I misread that as aborted faecal matter at first which is basically just a shit. So now I'm referring to shit as aborted faecal matter from now on.

Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #612 on: April 04, 2021, 05:26:32 PM »
aborted faecal matter

Its wrong to force people to carry a shite full term if they don't want to

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Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #613 on: April 04, 2021, 06:06:16 PM »
I wonder what bit "Alex L" helped with.
I suspect it was the bum.

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Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #614 on: April 04, 2021, 09:02:37 PM »

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Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #616 on: April 04, 2021, 10:41:35 PM »
What I love is the dissonance in Trump never being in "the ruling class" despite being a billionaire who was president for four years and who still appears to have a cult like following of tens of millions of Americans.

Somehow Trump is not in "the ruling class". If they could satisfactorily explain how that could be I might be able to understand it better.

It's just a cult.

Oh.
Trump: an amazing businessman and an anti-elitist underdog at the same time. Cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug.


The little DING! under the bell really sells this one, I feel.
I didn't know ol' Ben had a Hucow fetish.

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Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #617 on: April 05, 2021, 03:33:33 AM »
if there's anything that is in desperate need of a "cum" makeover it's that cartoon

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« Reply #618 on: April 05, 2021, 07:23:44 AM »
Feel like shit, just want aborted fetal matter injected into my arse.
I feel almost compelled to point out that vaccines don't have fetal matter.  They used fetal matter in the development of the vaccine, that's it.  It's almost like saying that apple you just ate was composed of bovine faecal matter, because animal shit was used in the fertiliser to grow it.

I'm also confused by the police state thing.  I thought BLM was bad and that police were A Great Bunch Of Lads according to Ben?

Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #619 on: April 05, 2021, 07:53:59 AM »

I'm also confused by the police state thing.  I thought BLM was bad and that police were A Great Bunch Of Lads according to Ben?

That cartoon is 6 years old (ie before Trump was a candidate let alone president and so before Garrison started tying himself in knots defending his best boy). Back then Ben was a ‘both sides as bad as each other’ libertarian cartoonist. I believe he’s started reposting this ancient cartoon recently cos it’s anti vaccine message is ‘more relevant that ever’ today.

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Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #620 on: April 09, 2021, 06:49:35 PM »
Should say ben's been anti-police until LAW AND ORDER!!! He's very small state so the police are just authoritarian globalists to him

This is funny



None of these things have happened

Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #621 on: April 09, 2021, 06:50:54 PM »
Looks like it is taking the piss out of him.

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Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #622 on: April 09, 2021, 06:58:47 PM »
Maybe she is

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Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #623 on: April 09, 2021, 07:34:22 PM »
Looking forward to the Prince Philip memorial cartoon. What will it have? Crowns crying crowns?

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Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #624 on: April 10, 2021, 10:43:59 PM »
Guys, you've been a serious disappointment to me.

How come none of you posted the return of Buff Trump, the raison d'être of Garrison?


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Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #625 on: April 10, 2021, 10:46:20 PM »
Writing TRUMP on Trump is just so fucking funny.

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Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #626 on: April 10, 2021, 10:59:14 PM »
(tr)UMP

one for the baseball fan(s?)

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Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #627 on: April 10, 2021, 11:17:39 PM »
i genuinely have no idea what's going on in that cartoon. and yes, writing TRUMP on Trump is strange even for Ben

Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #628 on: April 10, 2021, 11:26:57 PM »
Not really very buff though, is he? Why is his arm half way down his torso? Why is his elbow 3/4 of the way down his arm?

Answer: SNOWTARD CUCKFLAKES

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Re: Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)
« Reply #629 on: April 11, 2021, 03:40:25 AM »
The only way you could think that Trump is buff in that is if you believe he can develop a waist to throat six pack.

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