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Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)

Started by Ferris, January 08, 2021, 11:00:05 PM

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Video Game Fan 2000

His drawing is so shit now I'm wondering if he's actually letting his right wing trolls collaborate on them directly. That Biden looks like a lot like the antisemitic characters they used to put in. Unlabelled Pelosi behind him. Why's she on the jury if the point is him speaking over the jury?

Fambo Number Mive

It's ironic how Garrison claims to be all for freedom and against the "deep state" but defends the actions of a police officer who slowly murdered an unarmed man in public.

idunnosomename

Quote from: Kankurette on April 21, 2021, 09:54:03 PM
I thought all that stuff about Floyd's heart wasn't true?
well the evidence was all analysed in a court case but apparently it was just cutural marxism and useless sleepy joe who is also a tyrant who is controlling the judicial system

Kankurette

Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on April 21, 2021, 10:12:01 PM
It's ironic how Garrison claims to be all for freedom and against the "deep state" but defends the actions of a police officer who slowly murdered an unarmed man in public.
So anti-establishment that he's also a copsucker.

idunnosomename

one of the more based garrison cartoons (2011)



love how he labelled "grovelling" though

Gurke and Hare


Blumf

Some interesting ones recently:

This one feels very 70s, quite trad:


https://grrrgraphics.com/democrats-try-to-pack-the-supreme-court/



This one is almost radical, until you realise he's on about Covid stuff. along with that cop one idunnosomename posted above, it shows Ban does sort of have the ideas, but then just fumbles them because he can't acknowledge left wing thought:


https://grrrgraphics.com/the-shadow-of-fear/


And this one is just plain batshit insane:


https://grrrgraphics.com/mad-max-beyond-thunderdumb/

Love the little Master/Blaster vs giant Aunty Entity. Fever dream horror.

idunnosomename

these are like a bad ben tribute act. get a load of this one



joe's little legs haha. why. why draw them

Ferris

Quote from: idunnosomename on April 21, 2021, 11:02:27 PM
one of the more based garrison cartoons (2011)



love how he labelled "grovelling" though

Does this make Ben the obsequious citizen or the bootlicker? Hard to say I suppose.

Kankurette

So he thinks the Jews are behind BLM? That's not the insult he thinks it is. Plenty of us support the cause.

ETA: did he forget the bit about Trump being buddies with Uncle Vlad?

Paul Calf


El Unicornio, mang


idunnosomename

It really bugs me he didn't label the surveillance cameras. Must've missed them. Ironic really.

Kankurette

Quote from: Paul Calf on April 22, 2021, 10:06:19 AM


Garrison thinks his fans are really dumb.
To be fair, so is he. I mean, on the one hand you've got a cartoon slagging off bootlickers and on the other you've got one complaining about a cop being arrested for murdering a black man, and a group of people who are angry about the police treating black people - including children - like cannon fodder.

Pick a side, Ben.



gib

Why doesn't the arrow for "grovelling" have the little circle that the other arrows have?

idunnosomename

ypu gotta admire how he wiggled his way out of this gradually though




Alberon

Garrison is on a roll. This one is about an unwise tweet Lebron James posted and quickly deleted of a photo of the police officer who shot a 16 year old black girl who was apparently threatening others with a knife.

Garrison reposts the deleted tweet photo and all.



QuoteXi's Court Jester Threatens Policeman

Shut Up and Dribble!

When a policeman yells, "Stop, or I'll shoot!," it's usually wise to do as he says. Similarly, if a knife-wielding teenage girl is chasing down another girl with a large knife and the intended victim is calling for help, it's predictable procedure for the officer to yell at the perpetrator to get down on the ground. This was the case for 16 year-old Ma'Khia Bryant.  She refused to get down and was shot and killed. If the police officer had stood by and allowed her to stab her victim, the officer would be called racist for doing nothing.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't

I don't like police officers who are abusive, racist, overly-aggressive, militarized, or otherwise violating the Constitution, but people need to realize that they need to obey a cop's orders in real time. If there is an injustice, it can be sorted out later by lawyers. These days, many don't seem to understand this. They simply ignore the cops or resist in some way. In the case of police officer Chauvin, he followed police procedure with the resisting counterfeiter and convicted criminal George Floyd, who most likely died due to heart problems and an overdose of Fentanyl.

Like the OJ trial, mob rule took over in the murder trial of Chauvin. Political correctness and fear of what the mob might do has trumped justice. Instead of law and order we have no law and disorder. The mob is now in charge and that mob consists not only of protestors—peaceful or otherwise, but also politicians, Hollywood, and the mass media. They decide through force of opinion the fate of the accused.

Joining the mob is Lebron James, a sports figure. He tweeted out a very threatening message, "You're next" along with a photo of the police officer who shot the teenager. The tweet was quickly removed. We at GrrrGraphics were banned from Twitter for the crime of being conservative. We never threatened anyone, but since James is 'woke' and supports communist China, he gets a break.

Threatening the life of a police officer should be a slam dunk reason to be banned from Twitter. It's also another reason not to watch the NBA, or any other politicized sport.

Update: Ratings for NBA Finals were down 49%, Get Woke Go Broke...

Garrison goes a bit Glinnerish clearly pining for his lost twitter account and there's yet another run through of his justification of the cop killing of George Floyd.

What's the cartoon about, though? James breaking the police? What is it supposed to mean?

idunnosomename

again the cartoon looks like shit as well as being shit

I mean compare the 2011 that at least uses line hatching to and brings out shapes with graded colours rather than just burning in shadows. the hatching in this is even worse that the 2020 ones

JamesTC

QuoteI don't like police officers who are abusive, racist, overly-aggressive, militarized, or otherwise violating the Constitution

Oh!

Quotebut

Oh.

Fambo Number Mive

Garrison assumes that everyone has easy access to lawyers and that obeying a police officer's orders will keep you safe.

Ferris

Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on April 22, 2021, 08:28:28 PM
Garrison assumes that everyone has easy access to lawyers and that obeying a police officer's orders will keep you safe.

Did anyone else see the video from the traffic stop in Virginia of the active army medic?

Two cops with pistols drawn, the guy had both hands out the window so they could see them - one cop yelling "hands where I can see them", one repeatedly yelling "open the door of the car" (ie move your hands back inside the car to open the door). Literally two contrasting commands, you can't obey one without disobeying the other. Disobey a cop and you get shot.

In the end they just maced him, roughed him up a bit, then told him to be on his way "and if you file a complaint we'll have to tell the army why we stopped you in the first place and it'll go on your record so maybe you should let this go".

He's suing them for $1m and hope he gets every penny.

Mr Farenheit

"If there is an injustice, it can be sorted out later by lawyers."

beanheadmcginty


Alberon

Trump's back!



Another example of a Garrison cartoon not saying quite what he intended. In this case that Biden only had to display the most basic level of competence to be better than Trump.

Some highlights from Garrison's whine under the cartoon.

QuoteYou again talked about raising the minimum wage to $15 per hour. We used to have a free market, but now a big socialist government is going to determine how much pay a worker receives. The minimum wage was never meant to be a living wage, but rather an entryway into the work force. Burger flipping jobs held by teenagers. Now they'll most likely lose their jobs thanks to your tyranny disguised as government generosity.

That's quite a common view, but the idea these are just beginner-level or Saturday jobs for teenagers is, of course, total bollocks.

QuoteYou said you have the backs of transgender people. Let's talk about their fronts for a second. You claim to follow science, but a man simply can't become a woman and vice versa. Sure, you can go along and help promote the delusion that it's possible, but reality still says otherwise. It's not science. Mutilation does not make a man into a woman—it only damages them. Trans people suffer from one of the highest rates of suicide in the nation. Oh, but let's bring them into the military to virtue signal to the world how "woke" we are. This won't end well.

No surprise that he has Glinner-levels of transphobia. 'Highest rates of suicide'? Wonder why that is?

Garrison goes on to accuse Biden of starting a race war, which even a parody of the cartoonist might consider going to far, and of being a paedophile.

Paul Calf

You'd think that seeing families and FUCKING AIRLINE PILOTS struggle on the minimum wage would clue Garrison in to the reality of wages being chronically, catastrophically depressed. Perhaps this 'socialist' solution to the cruelties of the free market shouldn't be necessary if that free market is operating as all the Randian supercunts say it does.

idunnosomename

Aww poor trump. He cant have a go at pole vaulting and fall flat on his fat arse

Brundle-Fly

Might be old news here but I stumbled across this nice little pisstake.


Kankurette

Calling Biden a nonce while supporting Trump. Of course.

As for the trans stuff, I thought conservatives liked having more people in the military.