Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)

[An tSaoi]

Note that Trump has a manly, shoulder width stance, while Biden has his heels together in the manner of women or homosexuals.

[steve98]

Note that Trump has a manly, shoulder width stance, while Biden has his heels together in the manner of women or homosexuals.

... or gondoliers.

Joe The Pole might only be attempting low-bar initiatives, but evidently he's succeeding, whereas Trumpy looks too scared and overwhelmed to even try.   

[idunnosomename]

the lowest bar there isn't biden's, it's ben using nothing more than a gradient as the background. the cameras are complete mess.

[An tSaoi]

He's drawn Trump's knuckles so badly it looks like he has an extra finger on his right hand.

[Inspector Norse]

Never mind Trump, what the hell is going on with Pelosi's hands?

[ajsmith2]

I'm enjoying Trump appearing as a small background figure with no agency on the rare occasions he pops up in Ben's cartoons these days. Trump was so defined as being the ultimate man, the ultimate winner in Ben's cosmology that it's a strange inversion to see him reduced to this. Even if you truly believe that Biden stole the election and every single red-blooded American voted for Trump, you still have to accept that he's not president anymore and has been greatly reduced in stature and influence.

[steve98]

Never mind Trump, what the hell is going on with Pelosi's hands?

Flippers, not hands. (Though even as flippers they're rubbish.)

[Fambo Number Mive]

From the Something Awful cartoons thread, Garrison is now calling Mitt Romney a Marxist:

The Republicans In Name Only or "RINOs" are really Democrats and globalists themselves. The Bushes, the McCains, the Cheneys have all been praised by the Democrats as 'good' Republicans. These neocons panicked and betrayed their own party when a real Republican and America First president was elected. Mitt Romney in particular showed his true Marxist colors and fought Trump at every turn...

So the Bushes, McCains and Cheneys are Democrats, globalists AND neocons? And does that mean Romeny is a Democract, globalist, neocon AND Marxist?

Garrison has also drawn a cartoon with Karl Marx in a boat marked "Marxism" reeling in a Joe Biden fishman, and Marx's boat's engine is shaped like the Capitol. Marx is smiling with scary eyes and saying "He's a whopper". Meanwhile Obama is in a tree and some bloke who could be Mitch McConnell is a bird cackling on a tree with a triangle on it.

I presume the readers he has just swallow all this.

[Alberon]

A few recent ones from Garrison.

Trump (still not Buff Trump though) taking potshots at the RINOs.



One about Marx and all the Communists in American politics.



One of those holes in the trees is an Illuminati symbol.

And finally, the usual insane bullshit about China.



I mean there's plenty to say about the simply war-crime level shit the Chinese government gets up to on a daily basis, but, of course, Garrison is only interested to the degree of bashing the Democrats. That's all that matters.

[Dex Sawash]

From xi to shining xi is above average Ben

[idunnosomename]

I saw the RINO one and almost posted it but bleh.

The Marx fishing one on the other hand is fucking top tier Ben shit

[Cuellar]

"Destruction of American culture" don't threaten me with a good time

[gib]

What is marx using to attach his fishing line to the hammer & sickle bait?

[bgmnts]

Chinese style socialism lol

[JamesTC]

[Dex Sawash]

When you see it you'll shit brix be the real racist

[idunnosomename]

What is marx using to attach his fishing line to the hammer & sickle bait?

the hammer and sickle is the hook, at the top is the float, in the middle is the weight. im sure someone knows more about fishing about me, but pretty sure fishes cant swallow the whole line like that. and what is the point of showing it like that. the sickle should be back of his throat, then he could write BIDEN on the side

[gib]

yes using the sickle as the hook would work better

i'm asking about the item of tackle that looks like some kind of red and white stick attached directly to the sickle

[Paul Calf]

The line's tied to the shank of the hook. The hook has no eye, which would make it uselessly unstable.

Hooks go through the mouths of fish. They don't swallow them

[Ferris]

I saw the RINO one and almost posted it but bleh.

And me. Tbh I thought a cartoon where trump is literally shooting senators might land Barry in hot water.

[NoSleep]

the hammer and sickle is the hook, at the top is the float, in the middle is the weight. im sure someone knows more about fishing about me, but pretty sure fishes cant swallow the whole line like that. and what is the point of showing it like that. the sickle should be back of his throat, then he could write BIDEN on the side

"Biden swallowed Marxism hook, line and sinker." i.e. unquestioningly.

[jobotic]

We need to find out who is organising these Hong Kong protests General Secretary.

Time for some surveillance - Chinese style!

[Gurke and Hare]

i'm asking about the item of tackle that looks like some kind of red and white stick attached directly to the sickle

If you zoom in you can see that the white bit is the line looping round the handle of the sickle.

[idunnosomename]

"Biden swallowed Marxism hook, line and sinker." i.e. unquestioningly.

oh. Never thought about that idiom literally before. One for the 0bvious thread.

lol imagine thinking Marx is relevant to anything Biden does. Ben thinks that state intervention in anything is vile communism

[Catalogue Trousers]

I would love to thank this thread from shifting my perspective on Garrison's cartoons from red mist-level anger at such blatant bullshit to the altogether healthier one of laughing at just how batshit daft he is. Cheers!

[Kankurette]

'Marxist', like 'woke', seems to mean 'anything I don't like'.

[NoSleep]

'Marxist', like 'woke', seems to mean 'anything I don't like'.

More like "something about which I have no concept". If you explain to Americans what socialism is without mentioning it by name many would agree with it.

[An tSaoi]

Why does he label some people and not others?

His Romney fish is obviously Romney, but he still felt the need to label it, but then you've got who I assume is George Soros in the background, who is altogether less recognisable, but with no label.

Why does Rhino Jeb only have one horn when the others have two?

[NoSleep]

Why is Marx removing them from "the swamp" instead of introducing them to it?

[An tSaoi]

Biden has managed to swallow the fucking float!

I love Marx's villainous eye-shadow. It's like German Expressionism. But shit.