Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)

[MojoJojo]

"Biden swallowed Marxism hook, line and sinker." i.e. unquestioningly.

Ah, as An tSaoi has made me realise, he's not just swallowed it hook, line and sinker, he's swallowed it hook, line, sinker and float.

[idunnosomename]

Bill and Melinda Gates are getting divorced. Many jokes immediately ensued—you've probably read them. I could have drawn a cartoon joke—say, an angry Melinda walking in on Bill who is in bed with the Devil—his true love.

However, The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation is not funny. Thousands of people dropping dead from experimental vaccines is not funny. So I penned a more serious image.

lol


The rest is so bonkers its worth quoting too

Bill comes from a genocidal-minded family. His father headed Planned Parenthood. They had ties to the Rockefelllers and other members of the illuminati. Bill is carrying out a generational dream of reducing humanity through the application of vaccines. Melinda presumably remains onboard with this goal until we hear otherwise.

It IS odd that the divorce was announced at this time. If their marriage has been festering for a long time, why not divorce earlier? Even if they hate each other, wouldn't they stay together for the sake of their Foundational goals? The Clintons have long drifted apart, yet they remain married for the sake of appearance.

Conspiracy theories abound:

•  Did Melinda find out what Bill was up to with his friend Jeffrey Epstein? Has Bill Gates been compromised by Ghislaine Maxwell's evidence?

• Does Melinda fear a backlash to the deadly vaccines her husband continues to push? There could be another Nuremberg style trial to convict the vaccine-pushing Illuminati criminals. She would be as guilty as her husband.

• Could it be a clash of egos when it came to Foundation decisions? Maybe Bill wants to kill off more of humanity than she does.

• Could there be upcoming legal problems with the Gates Foundation? These foundations are set up to make the rich and powerful more rich and powerful. Look at the Clinton Foundation and how rich the Clintons are now. (Remember, Hillary said they were broke upon leaving the White House). These foundations are crooked as doglegs, and are used to further nefarious goals. It's the same way with the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation. They pretend to be philanthropists, but in actuality the money the Foundation donates goes to companies that has Gates as a stakeholder. Maybe Melinda fears an upcoming investigation.

• Is the divorce a sideshow to distract from another virus release or their continued eugenics activities? Remember, they both smiled when Bill said there would be another, more virulent virus.

This could get interesting, but let's not lose focus on what they both want—a global tracking ID system as well as population reduction—both by means of vaccinations.

Oh, by the way....Melinda Gates really does look like Kevin Kline

Have you got your second jab yet ben?

[JamesTC]

So I penned a more serious image.

[idunnosomename]

Release the cartoon joke cut

[Blumf]

https://grrrgraphics.com/inflation-nation/

Nothing too unpleasant here, but the "More Inflation" is pure Garrison. Just couldn't help adding that extra little bit onto the label.

[Fambo Number Mive]

How would putting on those fake legs work, given the hole at the top is sideways? Would George Washington (?) need to take his old legs off?

[Brundle-Fly]

"It's a rich man's game"

You mean like Trump?, you prick.

[Alberon]

How would putting on those fake legs work, given the hole at the top is sideways? Would George Washington (?) need to take his old legs off?

I think they're meant to be arms. Even if that worked his legs would still snap if he picked the weight up.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Good point, I don't know why I thought they were legs - they do resemble thighs quite strongly.

Not sure how wearing fake arms would help with weightlifting, although I know the cartoon isn't meant to be taken literally. And as you say his legs would still snap.

Shit gym floor as well.

[touchingcloth]

[buttgammon]

That one's very Brandt.

[Alberon]

No mention in Garrison's babble under the cartoon of Trump who was in charge of the debt for the last four years.

And of course he wants to return to the gold standard which would magically solve all the problems.

[Paul Calf]

I don't fancy a Nuremberg style trial. I dress like a pauper these days. They definitely convict me.

[Gurke and Hare]

No mention in Garrison's babble under the cartoon of Trump who was in charge of the debt for the last four years.

Also pinning "weak dollar" on Biden, when Trump constantly bitched about China's currency manipulation making the dollar too strong.

[idunnosomename]

This ones a classic


The funniest thing about the text is how little there is.

THE UNHAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH!
I've never been to DisneyLand or DisneyWorld. I never had a desire to go—even as a kid. I did watch the usual classic Disney films and cartoons, however. My favorite cartoon was "Pinocchio," and my favorite movie was "Darby O'Gill and the Little People." Starring Sean Connery, no less.

Disney cartoons and films are now being censored by the company itself. Disney is 'woke' and teaching critical race theory to their employees.

Don't take my word for it—click to read all about it here in the New York Post.

Puritanical movements have occurred regularly throughout history. Condemnation, irrationality, book burning, and even death occurred. Yet this time it the puritanism is emanation not from some religious fanatic on the right, but rather the so called liberal left. The 'woke' are intolerant, censorious, accusatory, and paranoid. They see racism everywhere and white people must pay. Well, they may not pay to go to Disneyland or watch Disney products anymore. That's a good thing.

—Ben Garrison

[JamesTC]

I went to Disneyland when I was 5 and I don't remember it being like that. Would have loved a go on the Pronoun Train.

Then again I went to Disneyland Paris so that may be different.

[Cuellar]

What the hell is the 'm' word?

[Paul Calf]

That's shocking, even for Mr. Garrison. 'Socialism go-round'? 'Pronoun train'?

He's really stopped trying since his big strong daddy left the WH hasn't he?

What the hell is the 'm' word?

Yeah, I wondered that.

[Fambo Number Mive]

"Mouse", I think.

[Cuellar]

Right. What?

[idunnosomename]

it could be mouse or midget. i really have no idea. it could even be "migger", a made-up slur for mice (mickey is black you see)

[Cuellar]

If the 'dwarf' said 'we would never say the 'd' word', I'd understand given that it's Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, not Snow White and the Seven Midgets.

[idunnosomename]

it is a poor cartoon by a poor cartoonist.

disney corporation. socialist.

[Paul Calf]

Yeah. It's beyond parody.

[idunnosomename]

I love Disney World, but wokeness is ruining the experience | Commentary

https://archive.md/iTF2Z (archive link because the yank site blocks european ips)

[JamesTC]

One eye on the camera, one eye on the wokerati.

[Fambo Number Mive]

That flowerbed looks really shit.

[idunnosomename]

how come it's a pronoun train but it stops at the tran station

[Paul Calf]

I love Disney World, but wokeness is ruining the experience | Commentary

https://archive.md/iTF2Z (archive link because the yank site blocks european ips)

"I do not get to express my individuality at my place of business."

Sounds like that's his real problem.

Do you think he imagines that to be a good haircut?

[Blumf]

https://grrrgraphics.com/woke-disney/

PS The "M" word is MOUSE!

If you have to explain it...