Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)

[idunnosomename]

can totally see Disney redesigning the poster without the pressure of the Chinese state (which, let me say, sucks) but on perceived racial bias just to maximise profit. the Star Wars brand isnt really that popular in China

[Paul Calf]

So that Star Wars poster with the one black character omitted wasn't unique to the Chinese market?

You cannot reason with the chinaboos.

[idunnosomename]

oh deary me



what happened to trump. i want a big buff blonde man with massive pecs that could take a freight train. he looks like a mincing nancy boy!

heres the bullshit

President Trump easily won his reelection in a landslide, but the Democrat Socialists arranged to steal it away. Sleepy Joe Biden mostly hid in his basement and when he did make campaign appearances he could barely draw a handful of people. A lot of Democrats despised him. He was one of the most corrupt candidates in history. He was also the oldest and most befuddled.

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Yet he supposedly garnered more votes than Barack Obama. Huh? That couldn't possibly happen. Biden was not at all as popular as Obama. Biden was a terrible candidate. He performed miserably during the Democrat's debates. He finished 4th place in the Iowa Caucus and 5th in the New Hampshire primary. Then it was decided by insiders that Biden was to win his party's nomination. He was the one that could be most easily controlled and counted on to carry out the globalists' agenda. The powerful globalist insiders stole the Democrat nomination and then the presidency for Biden.

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What can be done about it now? For starters, what Arizona is doing. It's up to the states to conduct forensic investigations into the Democrat's voter fraud. It now appears Trump won Arizona by a very wide margin. He won the other key states as well. All states need to investigate the corrupt voting that took place during 2020 presidential election. Domino Joe needs to fall.

Otherwise, the elections will be permanently stolen in favor of Marxists.

[Dex Sawash]

Biden was not at all as popular as Obama. Biden was a terrible candidate. He performed miserably during the Democrat's debates. He finished 4th place in the Iowa Caucus and 5th in the New Hampshire primary. Then it was decided by insiders that Biden was to win his party's nomination. He was the one that could be most easily controlled and counted on to carry out the globalists' agenda. The powerful globalist insiders stole the Democrat nomination and then the presidency for Biden.

Nailed that part

[NoSleep]

Just missed the part where Biden had a landslide win due to Trump's unpopularity.

[Catalogue Trousers]

President Trump easily won his reelection in a landslide, but the Democrat Socialists arranged to steal it away

Dear little Ben. You almost want to give him a lollipop and murmur reassuringly to him that it'll all be okay.

[Kankurette]

I see Jews are still living rent free in Ben's head.

[steve98]

Dear little Ben. You almost want to give him a lollipop and murmur reassuringly to him that it'll all be okay.

To Ben.
"... With a friend to call your own you'll never be alone;
And you my friend will see you've got a friend in me." 

[dissolute ocelot]

oh deary me

Those are shit dominos. How are you supposed to play when every one is different and no ends match? No possibility of connecting anything, kind of symbolic for Ben.

[Ferris]

Was anyone seriously querying New Hampshire? Even the wild eyed acolytes in Congress were only challenging Arizona and Pennsylvania. The rest were just swing states that matey lost.

[Blumf]

Another slice of crazy


https://grrrgraphics.com/kill-bill/

The so-called 'main stream' corporate media have been attacking Bill Gates. One might even say he's being pushed under the bus. That bus contains Jeffrey Epstein and his criminal behavior.

A bus-load of criminal behaviour, probably putting it's feet up on the seats and not moving aside for old people to sit down.

[Ferris]

Hang on is Bill a goodie in Garrison-verse now?

[Butchers Blind]

Hang on is Bill a goodie in Garrison-verse now?

You either die a villain, or live long enough to see yourself become the hero.

[Blumf]

Hang on is Bill a goodie in Garrison-verse now?

Nah, Ben's just revelling in Gates getting his comeuppance.

[An tSaoi]

Hang on is Bill a goodie in Garrison-verse now?

In Benworld, getting thrown under a bus is a good thing.

[idunnosomename]

not sure why all of his characters driving look like they're 2D against the windscreen. otherwise good effort. he could have labelled "terrified trafficked broads" though

[Butchers Blind]

Another slice of crazy


https://grrrgraphics.com/kill-bill/
A bus-load of criminal behaviour, probably putting it's feet up on the seats and not moving aside for old people to sit down.

Epstein wearing a noose while driving. Amazing.

[Alberon]

Some more lovely labelling.



Love the Batman 'woke!' graphic.

And the usual epic-level bananas underneath.

A video has gone viral on Twitter. It contrasts a Russian military recruitment video with an American one. The Russian clip shows strong young men performing military exercises while the American one features an animated little girl who grows up and joins the Army. It's a soft, Disney-like cartoon that features transexuals and signs that say 'love one another.' Ted Cruz commented, "Perhaps a woke, emasculated military is not the best idea..."

Ted Cruz is right. The Biden regime seems to desire the deconstruction of our military. His radical, woke Defense Secretary,  Lloyd J. Austin III, announced plans to deal with 'extremism' in the US military. Yes, Critical Race Theory has targeted our military. The so-called extremists will be white, Christian soldiers and Trump supporters. The military will be purged of such people. Only leftists, gays, transexuals, women, and people of color will be left to defend our nation's borders.

Austin's senior advisor is a man named Bishop Garrison (no relation to me) and he will concentrate on injecting the usual SJW and BLM codswallop into our fighting forces. All white soldiers will be called racist just because they're white. Basic training will include lessons in diversity, equity, inclusion and social justice. Diversity is fine as long as it doesn't divide. Soldiers need unity in order to fight battles. Transferring a typical HR department's company culture into our military will only weaken it. Political correctness and using proper pronouns will not instill fear into enemies during battle. Will it be OK for American soldiers to be killed as long as they're wearing a mask?

Rooting out conservatives from our military is part of the Socialist Democrats' strategy. It's part of their Marxist chess game. We know China Joe is a puppet. His cabinet was probably chosen for him. He makes the moves he is told to make.

Our military is being weakened on purpose. It will make things easier for China when they decide to start the next war.

[bgmnts]

'No relation to me' made me laugh.

[popcorn]

Love the Batman 'woke!' graphic.

*trumpets*

[Brundle-Fly]

Ben has to make his mind up for once and for all whether Biden is called 'Sleepy Joe' or 'China Joe'. It's confusing.

[Blumf]

Biden is a complex person, he can be both!

[Kankurette]

A woke military? So they don't bomb brown people then?

G-d I wish white people would stop using 'woke' as an insult.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Does Garrison actually believe what he writes under the cartoons?

It's all about keeping people afraid and divided. Rather than blame the people actually in charge, these kind of cartoons want the reader to be afraid of people who aren't white male MAGA types. Oh no, people trying to make the world a better place!

Basic training will include lessons in diversity, equity, inclusion and social justice

What would be wrong with this? Of course it won't happen.

[idunnosomename]

Biden is a complex person, he can be both!

well it seems odd to accuse him both of being a senile incompetent but also a mastermind woke china supporter who is destroying the greatest nation on earth from within

[Paul Calf]

Ben has to make his mind up for once and for all whether Biden is called 'Sleepy Joe' or 'China Joe'. It's confusing.

I'm feeling tragic like I'm Marlon Brando
When I look at my China Joe
And I could pretend that nothing really meant too much
When I look at my China Joe

I stumble into town
Just like a sacred cow
Visions of swastikas in my head
Plans for everyone
It's in the white of my eyes

[NoSleep]

G-d I wish white people would stop using 'woke' as an insult.

That's unlikely, as the word with that meaning began with the African-American community. Just another way to be racist.

[Kankurette]

So what is Ben's policy on the military? Thought he was against military intervention?

[Gurke and Hare]

So what is Ben's policy on the military? Thought he was against military intervention?

Yeah, and he's claimed that Biden will start loads of wars hasn't he? It's almost as if he doesn't have a coherent narrative.

[evilcommiedictator]

Didn't Trump stop the big bad, military from helping out in Afghanistan and Iraq? Is the US now interventionists again?