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Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)

Started by Ferris, January 08, 2021, 11:00:05 PM

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ajsmith2

Wasn't it MAGA types who were saying 'Hang Mike Pence'? Or is Garrison saying that was a false flag pushed by (sigh) Antifa? There is no consistent narrative with these folks anymore, esp since last week.

Quote from: MojoJojo on January 12, 2021, 11:06:06 AM
That's really fucked composition wise. It only makes sense if you see it as 4 individual pictures.

Yeah, it might be the absolute worst thing he's ever produced. Four concepts he got too hung up on and refused to compromise on. I'd love to see the drafts he did where he tries to get it all to scale in one scene. A tiny speck labeled "BEZOS DRESSED AS HITLER KICKING A PARLER LOGO".

"No, Tina, the Zuckerberg dam is NON-NEGOTIABLE."

pigamus


Alberon

I'm trying to work that Twitter one out myself. He seems to be saying that the tweets calling for the hanging of Mike Pence didn't come from Trump supporters and was either faked by Antifa (or somesuch) or Twitter itself.

Of course, the mob who stormed the capitol building were chanting the same, but who lets facts get in the way of a good conspiracy theory?

EDIT: As suggested above by AJSmith2

Cuellar

If he hadn't worked himself up into such a fervour he could have eked out 4 separate cartoons from that.

sirhenry

And why the Z below the dam? Is Z the new Q?

I though Garrison was better at explaining what every little thing in his cartoons meant than this.

Captain Z

Quote from: sirhenry on January 12, 2021, 11:29:58 AM
And why the Z below the dam? Is Z the new Q?

I was just posting this. Does the Hoover dam famously have a letter painted at the base of the outlet or something? Or is his confidence in his depiction of Mark Zukerberg really that low.

Cuellar

Klaus Nomi rimming a golem and spitting the shit into its face

Alberon

Forgot to include the mad screed Garrison puts under each cartoon.

QuoteShut up! they Shouted Since Friday Twitter Has Suspended over 70,000 accounts

While luxuriating in Tahiti, Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey made a shameful but bold decision: He removed thousands of conservative voices from his platform, including GrrrGraphics. Our mass violation? We were all pro-Trump. Dorsey lied and said we were promoting violence while he allowed 'hang Pence' messages to stay.

Not to be outdone, Jeff Bezos also 'cleansed' the Twitter alternative, Parler, from his company's cloud servers. Trump supporters are now being smeared as 'terrorists' by the far left mega billionaires.
BREAKING @GRRRGRAPHICS  HAS BEEN SUSPENDED FROM TWITTER FOLLOW US ON GAB SAME ID @GRRRGRAPHICS

Throughout 2020, Facebook was busy censoring conservative voices on their platform. Mark Zuckerberg is good friends with China's President Xi. Zuckerberg speaks Chinese. He asked Xi to name his child. Zuckerberg clearly interfered with the election by refusing to allow any comments or links to Hunter's notorious laptop. Facebook went the Hillary route of lying and said (with zero proof) that it was 'Russian disinformation.'
SUPPORT OUR CARTOONS URGENT WE WILL NOT STOP FIGHTING FOR YOU!

Try using Google for any searches of conservative opinions and you'll see page after page of leftist opinions stating why conservatives are wrong. Goggle does evil and it's now nothing more than a socialist propaganda arm—not a search engine.

Many on the left claim it's perfectly fine for these CEOs to burn conservative opinions. After all, they are private companies and can do whatever they want. Not exactly. They are publicly-held companies. Today Twitter's stock got slammed and rightfully so. Let's hope the mega billionaires are all taken down a peg or two, but more importantly, we all need to point out the hypocrisy of the left for blatantly violating our First Amendment.

The lefty mega billionaires know their plans for us are unpopular. Their ideas don't stand up in the marketplace of ideas, so they want to limit and control that marketplace.  They know this is not aligned with our Constitution, but they don't care. They admire the Chicom system more. Hence their naked display of reckless power.

They must be awfully afraid if they're resorting to silencing millions of Americans.

Love his justification as to why Twitter and Facebook don't qualify as privately held companies, but entities that must grant unfettered speech to all.

And he does imply the 'hang mike pence' tweets didn't come from Trump fans.

Alberon

Quote from: sirhenry on January 12, 2021, 11:29:58 AM
And why the Z below the dam? Is Z the new Q?

I though Garrison was better at explaining what every little thing in his cartoons meant than this.

He couldn't find a way to fit 'Zuckerberg' in his latest masterpiece?

Quote from: Alberon on January 12, 2021, 11:32:13 AM
Forgot to include the mad screed Garrison puts under each cartoon.

Love his justification as to why Twitter and Facebook don't qualify as privately held companies, but entities that must grant unfettered speech to all.

And he does imply the 'hang mike pence' tweets didn't come from Trump fans.

I love how you can answer that whole diatribe with "Why didn't they just save themselves four years of bother?"


MojoJojo

Weird that google are included because he's made up his own conspiracy theory about the search results, rather than blocker the parler app which is why I assumed they were. Also the "Hang Mike Pence" thing is weird because twitter did stop that phrase from trending. Along with the shitty picture, I think he's done zero research and assumed the Hang Mike Pence calls were coming from lefties, so overall a poor effort from Garrison.

dissolute ocelot

Quote from: Alberon on January 12, 2021, 10:30:14 AM
Garrison's got a new one.


What's really lazy about this is that he doesn't try to argue that the left are the real promoters of violence or the main advocates of hanging Mike Pence. He just cries censorship (which for some reason is portrayed as someone spitting shit, fairly contradictory if you're worried about your shit supplies being curtailed).

If you get bored halfway through the cartoon (and let's face it, who reads all the words in a Garrison?) the only message you see is that Trump supporters promote violence.

Blumf

Which version of Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye is Bezos singing? Bananarama's I hope.

ajsmith2

Quote from: Blumf on January 12, 2021, 12:36:27 PM
Which version of Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye is Bezos singing? Bananarama's I hope.

Probably not, as it wasn't a US hit it's unlikely Garrison is aware of it. The original 1970 Steam version still seems to be the goto over there.

idunnosomename

Quote from: Blumf on January 12, 2021, 12:36:27 PM
Which version of Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye is Bezos singing? Bananarama's I hope.
Adolf Hitler's

Ferris

Quote from: Alberon on January 12, 2021, 11:33:32 AM
He couldn't find a way to fit 'Zuckerberg' in his latest masterpiece?

Yeah I think the "Z" is a meta label because zuckerberg is too long


bgmnts

Quote from: Alberon on January 12, 2021, 10:30:14 AM
Garrison's got a new one.



Doubling down again. Bezos as Hitler?

The Silicon Valley Silencers sound like a decent NFL team.


idunnosomename

how does the metaphor of the Zuckerdam work? there's a load of MAGA comments behind it and there's a little hole with a load of shit coming out. seems about right

Jumblegraws

Quote from: idunnosomename on January 12, 2021, 05:39:39 PM
how does the metaphor of the Zuckerdam work? there's a load of MAGA comments behind it and there's a little hole with a load of shit coming out. seems about right
He should have made it a solid turd clogging Zuckerdam's mouth. Maybe with an arrow to indicate direction of travel.

Gurke and Hare


Twonty Gostelow

Quote from: idunnosomename on January 10, 2021, 08:50:42 PM
it's worth pointing out what a grifter ben is, with relation to that he's actually not a terrible artist. he went art college and he does cubist canvases that really aren't bad.

Quote from: WikipediaGarrison attended Angelo State University in the 1970s, completing a Bachelor of Arts degree, majoring in art, and graduated magna cum laude in 1979.[11][better source needed]

I love the last bit. (Citation 11 just links back to Garrison's own site.)

Pseudopath

Not sure Garrison knows how the circulatory system works:



The elephant has got hands, Ben...it apparently doesn't need a trunk to survive in this universe.

Plus Trump/Trunk is now a useless dead bit of skin, wheezing his last whilst bleeding out of the arse? So much for the mighty God Emperor.

ajsmith2

Surprised he didn't give the cut off trunk a big blonde do, muscles and a smirk. It's really come to something when even Garrison portrays Trump as a wretched discarded flaccid appendage.

Brundle-Fly

Quote from: ajsmith2 on January 13, 2021, 04:55:35 PM
Surprised he didn't give the cut off trunk a big blonde do, muscles and a smirk. It's really come to something when even Garrison portrays Trump as a wretched discarded flaccid appendage.

...crying little tears made of trunks.

MojoJojo

"Cutting off their POTUS to spite their face"

That just doesn't work does it. Someone should explain puns to him.

idunnosomename

elephant with hands is another mark in the furry column

surprisingly I've never seen the connection between the GOP elephant and trumpety trump before so thats a small win there