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Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« on: January 09, 2021, 04:03:42 PM »
Not very good at puns but it's a bit that makes me smile.

Nice win for Chorley!

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« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2021, 04:35:54 PM »
Carroll and Joelinton in the starting line-up, brace yourselves for an avalanche of goals!

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« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2021, 04:46:08 PM »
Franchise FC one up at Burnley in what may go down as the least welcome upset ever

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« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2021, 05:10:42 PM »
Reminder to fantasy prem players that there’s a load of fixture congestion - some teams playing nowt this week and two games next week.

Ok cheers.

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Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2021, 05:33:24 PM »
Carroll and Joelinton in the starting line-up, brace yourselves for an avalanche of goals!

Big Alan thinks Carroll’s key
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« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2021, 05:49:57 PM »
Keeps getting better for Allardyce at WBA

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« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2021, 05:58:38 PM »
Beautiful.

"Concentrate on the league" interview imminent.

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« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2021, 06:07:21 PM »
Nice win for Chorley!

Chorley FC: coming in your ears.

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« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2021, 06:11:47 PM »
Beautiful.

"Concentrate on the league" interview imminent.

"We can all look for excuses but since the pubs and restaurants closed I've had chronic ketosis."

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« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2021, 07:31:22 PM »
Interesting how all of Arsenal's most senior or most expensive players are also the most AIDS

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Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2021, 07:48:40 PM »
Well done, they're 15th.

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« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2021, 07:49:42 PM »

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« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2021, 08:32:02 PM »
Brilliant thread title.


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Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2021, 12:18:49 PM »
This afternoon I am looking forward to Jose bringing Kane on when it's 0:0 after 70 minutes.

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« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2021, 03:06:25 PM »
Leeds looking like they belong in the National League

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« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2021, 03:16:53 PM »
REPORTER: Marcelo, you must have thought it couldn't get much worse than losing 4-1 to Palace and 6-2 to Man United, but this was an embarrassment, probably the lowest point in your career. Questions will inevitably be asked about your future at Leeds United.

TRANSLATOR: Te amo Marcelo y Leeds United.

BIELSA: Bueno.

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Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2021, 03:32:36 PM »
That was brilliant from Crawley.

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« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2021, 03:42:49 PM »
Leeds are just so great to watch and Bielsa is an asset to the Premier League.

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« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2021, 04:40:51 PM »
Blaming it all on the keeper, that was why. Casilla, racist, former Real Madrid player, must be burnt in sacrifice to cleanse the evil he has brought.

Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2021, 04:42:26 PM »
https://twitter.com/BBCMOTD/status/1348303266598297601

...just cancel all sport again like the first time. Fucking moronic cunts.

Edit : MOTD have since deleted a tweet praising the "scenes in Crosby" as the Spurs team arrived..
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« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2021, 04:51:14 PM »

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« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2021, 05:23:21 PM »
How can the police maintain people's respect (if at all) if they single people out then, as you often see, just stand by idly among scenes of obvious risk?

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« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2021, 05:27:55 PM »
Are Spurs' opponent's extremist fans called Ultra Marines?

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Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2021, 05:28:26 PM »
Spurs 1 nil up.

Well done, he's 13

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« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2021, 05:29:20 PM »

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« Reply #25 on: January 10, 2021, 05:29:32 PM »
I'm fairly confident when I say I reckon the entire country wants us to win this.

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« Reply #26 on: January 10, 2021, 05:30:12 PM »
I reckon professional football needs 26 years off, like Doctor Who. Then when it comes back it can be really good.

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Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #27 on: January 10, 2021, 05:33:00 PM »
I'm fairly confident when I say I reckon the entire country wants us to win this.

Double figures, minimum. Marine's manager nearly destroyed Alty - grind him down.

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Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #28 on: January 10, 2021, 05:33:35 PM »
Well done he's 13

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Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #29 on: January 10, 2021, 05:37:03 PM »
For both Vinicius goals you could say, "Well done, he's 13 (centimetres away from the goal)."

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