Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13

[Utter Shit]

This is an astonishingly crap game.

[Fr.Bigley]

Agreed. bring on the Leeds game Monday...at least we'll get some enjoyment out of the beautiful game.

[imitationleather]

This is an astonishingly crap game.

It's just like watching Dulux paint dry.

[petercussing]

This is the first game i'm actively routing for us to lose and hooray we score and give away a peno straight away from which they score!

[Kankurette]

Athletico Mince have ruined Harry Kane for me. Of course he bloody scored against us. He always does.

Also the picture of Ancelotti and Mourinho on the BBC feed sums up the game.

[The Culture Bunker]

Athletico Mince have ruined Harry Kane for me. Of course he bloody scored against us. He always does.

"I was the top non-Muslim scorer in the Premium League last season..."

Though I think his goals today come more down to Michael Keane presumably having Spurs getting a result in his weekend accumulator.

[chveik]

lso the picture of Ancelotti and Mourinho on the BBC feed sums up the game.

two dinosaurs that should be enjoying their retirement

[Captain Z]

Harry Kane's final game for Spurs?

[chveik]

Harry Kane's final game for Spurs?

where would he go?

[The Culture Bunker]

where would he go?

Man City, probably. PSG as an outside guess.

[Fr.Bigley]

Man City, probably. PSG as an outside guess.

PSG deffo.

[Captain Z]

where would he go?

Out into the wilderness to ponder existence, Chinese salt mine, crawl around an Asda car park smeared in Castrol... anywhere has to be better than this.

[chveik]

PSG deffo.

dunno, they're short on cash and they already want Moise Kean

[king_tubby]

two dinosaurs that should be enjoying their retirement

But enough about Athletico Mince

[Kankurette]

two dinosaurs that should be enjoying their retirement

And a third playing in goal for Everton.

I want Kean back. Our loanees always do better away from us. Bolasie's going to be banging in hat tricks every week at this rate.

[wooders1978]

Will there even be a transfer window? Everyone's brassic

[BlodwynPig]

Will there even be a transfer window? Everyone's brassic

Jurassic

[Inspector Norse]

Harry Kane's final game for Spurs?

As an England fan the hope is that he's out for around 3 weeks, enough to get a bit of rest then come back into match fitness and form in time to help England lose 2-1 to Portugal in the Euro quarters.

He might yet last longer at Spurs than Mourinho if they lose the Rumbelows Cup final in his absence.

[DrGreggles]

Mourinho will get the boot at the end of the season if they don't qualify for the CL, as it will reduce his pay-off. It'll still be fucking shitloads though.

[BlodwynPig]

Bruce about to pen a 5 year contract with Big Mike Ashley. Back to square one for the Toon.

[Fr.Bigley]

Fucking dismal having a man advantage, going 2-0 up then deciding to play defensively...They really deserve to go down with Bruce at the wheel.

[Kankurette]

I'd mock, but they beat us twice this season.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Fuck sake

[lankyguy95]

Bruce must thank the Lord for Saint Maximin. When that guy's on it he might have the most ability to win a match on his own of any player outside City, Liverpool, Tottenham and Man United. That sort of player is a jewel in a relegation battle.

West Ham are losing too many key players now. Top four is going to be a struggle for them.

[SpiderChrist]

All day I've been remembering Spurs are on at 8 and then getting pissed off about having to watch it.

I keep thinking the same about the Saints semi-final against Leicester tomorrow.

[BlodwynPig]

Bruce must thank the Lord for Saint Maximin. When that guy's on it he might have the most ability to win a match on his own of any player outside City, Liverpool, Tottenham and Man United. That sort of player is a jewel in a relegation battle.

West Ham are losing too many key players now. Top four is going to be a struggle for them.

Hardly a relegation battle now. Season's over.

[lankyguy95]

Hardly a relegation battle now. Season's over.

Yeah I meant the last month where Fulham, Newcastle and Brighton were within about three points of each other.

[Leon-C]

Sheffield United GONE

[Fr.Bigley]

That the biannual promotion and pre-emptive relegation of Delia Smith FC.

[BlodwynPig]

PSG 90+5 to win against St Etienne and close in to 1 point of Lille who fucked up yesterday. Just Juventus out in the cold this year.