Author Topic: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13 (Read 55309 times)

Shoulders?-Stomach! · « **Reply #30 on:** January 10, 2021, 05:38:33 PM »

Wasn't expecting the 9-0 half-time score but there were are.

buttgammon · « **Reply #31 on:** January 10, 2021, 05:38:57 PM »

Marine are all at sea here.

imitationleather · « **Reply #32 on:** January 10, 2021, 05:40:17 PM »

Other teams must be looking at this and thinking we're the team to beat in the competition.

sevendaughters · « **Reply #33 on:** January 10, 2021, 05:41:37 PM »

suprised the plumber isn't actually making them less shit

finnquark · « **Reply #34 on:** January 10, 2021, 05:41:53 PM »

Young will sign 16 lads from Connah's Quay and sub them all on at half time.

Thursday · « **Reply #35 on:** January 10, 2021, 05:42:26 PM »

Scoring any more goals would be undignified. Pretty embarrassing for Spurs this.

imitationleather · « **Reply #36 on:** January 10, 2021, 05:43:55 PM »

Think I just saw Ian Wright in the background tearing off his Marine hat and stamping on it.

sevendaughters · « **Reply #37 on:** January 10, 2021, 05:45:30 PM »

Quote from: finnquark on January 10, 2021, 05:41:53 PM

Young will sign 16 lads from Connah's Quay and sub them all on at half time.

one of my recent joys in life has been sticking on Sgorio on Saturday afternoon and watching the Welsh cloggers hack each other to bits. Flint Town United vs Aberystwyth in a gloomy municipal stadium? Er, yes please!

Rizla · « **Reply #38 on:** January 10, 2021, 05:57:01 PM »

Hibs' game tomorrow against Celtic (already shunted from yesterday so the supermegachampions could go sun themselves in Dubai) could be in doubt after one of their players tested positive for covid. If it is, and we don't get awarded the forfeit 3-0 win like the rules say, I'm gonna fucking well KICK OFF!

Shoulders?-Stomach! · « **Reply #39 on:** January 10, 2021, 06:12:10 PM »

Wels CYRMU RAT bel ON

5-nul? Possible

Captain Z · « **Reply #40 on:** January 10, 2021, 06:13:58 PM »

I reckon if Dele was 13 cm away from the goalline he'd still try and find someone to pass to.

Captain Z · « **Reply #41 on:** January 10, 2021, 06:16:05 PM »

Well done, you're 16.

Thursday · « **Reply #42 on:** January 10, 2021, 06:17:56 PM »

Damnit, you got there before me.

Thursday · « **Reply #43 on:** January 10, 2021, 06:49:52 PM »

Quote from: Thursday on January 10, 2021, 05:42:26 PM

Scoring any more goals would be undignified. Pretty embarrassing for Spurs this.

Lol an eight-tier team and they could only beat them by 5 goals. Fucking shite.

Shoulders?-Stomach! · « **Reply #44 on:** January 10, 2021, 06:50:16 PM »

Guy Mowbray signing off with 'SCIENCE AND LOGIC WILL PREVAIL'.

Blinder Data · « **Reply #45 on:** January 10, 2021, 07:07:39 PM »

Quote from: Rizla on January 10, 2021, 05:57:01 PM

Hibs' game tomorrow against Celtic (already shunted from yesterday so the supermegachampions could go sun themselves in Dubai) could be in doubt after one of their players tested positive for covid. If it is, and we don't get awarded the forfeit 3-0 win like the rules say, I'm gonna fucking well KICK OFF!

it's reaching the point now that i think ending the season early like last year would be the kindest thing to do for all involved. asterisks all round

bgmnts · « **Reply #46 on:** January 10, 2021, 07:55:12 PM »

Quote from: sevendaughters on January 10, 2021, 05:45:30 PM

one of my recent joys in life has been sticking on Sgorio on Saturday afternoon and watching the Welsh cloggers hack each other to bits. Flint Town United vs Aberystwyth in a gloomy municipal stadium? Er, yes please!

Welsh league is actually quite fun.

bgmnts · « **Reply #47 on:** January 10, 2021, 08:42:49 PM »

Savage and Sutton, good god what a combo.

Also what the fuck are Rangers 22 points ahead of second place Celtic in the Scottish league or have I entered a parallel universe?

sevendaughters · « **Reply #48 on:** January 10, 2021, 09:06:01 PM »

Quote from: bgmnts on January 10, 2021, 07:55:12 PM

Welsh league is actually quite fun.

oh I was quite serious. sort of adopted Airbus UK as my team.

bgmnts · « **Reply #49 on:** January 10, 2021, 09:48:50 PM »

Caernarfon Town all the way! The best of S4C football coverage though is John Hartson's Wenglish. It's beautiful.

Get in Pooport!

Jockice · « **Reply #50 on:** January 10, 2021, 10:11:10 PM »

Quote from: bgmnts on January 10, 2021, 08:42:49 PM

Savage and Sutton, good god what a combo.

Also what the fuck are Rangers 22 points ahead of second place Celtic in the Scottish league or have I entered a parallel universe?

Yeah, but we do have 22 games in hand. Or is it four?

Jittlebags · « **Reply #51 on:** January 10, 2021, 10:28:32 PM »

Blimey, worst ever penalty takers.

Shoulders?-Stomach! · « **Reply #52 on:** January 10, 2021, 10:31:55 PM »

Quote from: Jittlebags on January 10, 2021, 10:28:32 PM

Blimey, worst ever penalty takers.

Neither team should go through.

Send them home.

DrGreggles · « **Reply #53 on:** January 11, 2021, 11:52:31 AM »

Perfect "Well done, he's 13" fodder:

JamesTC · « **Reply #54 on:** January 11, 2021, 01:39:30 PM »

While it is a bit rum, I hear he does the celebration for his dead parents.

Blinder Data · « **Reply #55 on:** January 11, 2021, 02:19:42 PM »

Quote from: bgmnts on January 10, 2021, 08:42:49 PM

Also what the fuck are Rangers 22 points ahead of second place Celtic in the Scottish league or have I entered a parallel universe?

Celtic have 4 games in hand but they have been rubs all season and Stevie G has got his lot running like a well oiled machine. it will take a bigger slip than that one vs Demba Ba for Rangers not to be champions this season.

Oh, and well done, Celtic - 13 players now self isolating following their jolly in Dubai. welcome to the bhanter years, baby!

PowerButchi · « **Reply #56 on:** January 11, 2021, 04:48:43 PM »

Quote from: sevendaughters on January 10, 2021, 09:06:01 PM

oh I was quite serious. sort of adopted Airbus UK as my team.

Cefn Druids or fuck off.

petrilTanaka · « **Reply #57 on:** January 11, 2021, 04:54:48 PM »

Quote from: Blinder Data on January 11, 2021, 02:19:42 PM

Celtic have 4 games in hand but they have been rubs all season and Stevie G has got his lot running like a well oiled machine. it will take a bigger slip than that one vs Demba Ba for Rangers not to be champions this season.

Oh, and well done, Celtic - 13 players now self isolating following their jolly in Dubai. welcome to the bhanter years, baby!

The Fitba' is having a tidal change season, Celtic getting huckled into the role somewhere on the irritating conspiracy fiend - corporate underdog spectrum, while Rangers take over on the smug wanker - lesser of evils spectrum

GMTV · « **Reply #58 on:** January 11, 2021, 06:00:12 PM »

Hibs are now being threatened with a points deduction if they don't play. Despite this occurring because celtic got the game moved a day so they could go on a dubai jolly.

Maybe celtic fans might begin to realise they now are the domineering establishment club, and have been for some time

DrGreggles · « **Reply #59 on:** January 11, 2021, 06:58:36 PM »

Quote from: JamesTC on January 11, 2021, 01:39:30 PM

While it is a bit rum, I hear he does the celebration for his dead parents.

Maybe he should change it to one where he doesn't come across as a dick.

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Author Topic: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13 (Read 55309 times)