Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Wasn't expecting the 9-0 half-time score but there were are.

[buttgammon]

Marine are all at sea here.

[imitationleather]

Other teams must be looking at this and thinking we're the team to beat in the competition.

[sevendaughters]

suprised the plumber isn't actually making them less shit

[finnquark]

Young will sign 16 lads from Connah's Quay and sub them all on at half time.

[Thursday]

Scoring any more goals would be undignified. Pretty embarrassing for Spurs this.

[imitationleather]

Think I just saw Ian Wright in the background tearing off his Marine hat and stamping on it.

[sevendaughters]

Young will sign 16 lads from Connah's Quay and sub them all on at half time.

one of my recent joys in life has been sticking on Sgorio on Saturday afternoon and watching the Welsh cloggers hack each other to bits. Flint Town United vs Aberystwyth in a gloomy municipal stadium? Er, yes please!

[Rizla]

Hibs' game tomorrow against Celtic (already shunted from yesterday so the supermegachampions could go sun themselves in Dubai) could be in doubt after one of their players tested positive for covid. If it is, and we don't get awarded the forfeit 3-0 win like the rules say, I'm gonna fucking well KICK OFF!

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Wels CYRMU RAT bel ON

5-nul? Possible

[Captain Z]

I reckon if Dele was 13 cm away from the goalline he'd still try and find someone to pass to.

[Captain Z]

Well done, you're 16.

[Thursday]

Damnit, you got there before me.

[Thursday]

Scoring any more goals would be undignified. Pretty embarrassing for Spurs this.

Lol an eight-tier team and they could only beat them by 5 goals. Fucking shite.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Guy Mowbray signing off with 'SCIENCE AND LOGIC WILL PREVAIL'.

[Blinder Data]

Hibs' game tomorrow against Celtic (already shunted from yesterday so the supermegachampions could go sun themselves in Dubai) could be in doubt after one of their players tested positive for covid. If it is, and we don't get awarded the forfeit 3-0 win like the rules say, I'm gonna fucking well KICK OFF!

it's reaching the point now that i think ending the season early like last year would be the kindest thing to do for all involved. asterisks all round

[bgmnts]

one of my recent joys in life has been sticking on Sgorio on Saturday afternoon and watching the Welsh cloggers hack each other to bits. Flint Town United vs Aberystwyth in a gloomy municipal stadium? Er, yes please!

Welsh league is actually quite fun.

[bgmnts]

Savage and Sutton, good god what a combo.

Also what the fuck are Rangers 22 points ahead of second place Celtic in the Scottish league or have I entered a parallel universe?

[sevendaughters]

Welsh league is actually quite fun.

oh I was quite serious. sort of adopted Airbus UK as my team.

[bgmnts]

Caernarfon Town all the way! The best of S4C football coverage though is John Hartson's Wenglish. It's beautiful.


Get in Pooport!

[Jockice]

Savage and Sutton, good god what a combo.

Also what the fuck are Rangers 22 points ahead of second place Celtic in the Scottish league or have I entered a parallel universe?

Yeah, but we do have 22 games in hand. Or is it four?

[Jittlebags]

Blimey, worst ever penalty takers.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Blimey, worst ever penalty takers.

Neither team should go through.

Send them home.

[DrGreggles]

Perfect "Well done, he's 13" fodder:

[JamesTC]

While it is a bit rum, I hear he does the celebration for his dead parents.

[Blinder Data]

Also what the fuck are Rangers 22 points ahead of second place Celtic in the Scottish league or have I entered a parallel universe?

Celtic have 4 games in hand but they have been rubs all season and Stevie G has got his lot running like a well oiled machine. it will take a bigger slip than that one vs Demba Ba for Rangers not to be champions this season.

Oh, and well done, Celtic - 13 players now self isolating following their jolly in Dubai. welcome to the bhanter years, baby!

[PowerButchi]

oh I was quite serious. sort of adopted Airbus UK as my team.

Cefn Druids or fuck off.

[petril]

Celtic have 4 games in hand but they have been rubs all season and Stevie G has got his lot running like a well oiled machine. it will take a bigger slip than that one vs Demba Ba for Rangers not to be champions this season.

Oh, and well done, Celtic - 13 players now self isolating following their jolly in Dubai. welcome to the bhanter years, baby!

The Fitba' is having a tidal change season, Celtic getting huckled into the role somewhere on the irritating conspiracy fiend - corporate underdog spectrum, while Rangers take over on the smug wanker - lesser of evils spectrum

[GMTV]

Hibs are now being threatened with a points deduction if they don't play. Despite this occurring because celtic got the game moved a day so they could go on a dubai jolly.

Maybe celtic fans might begin to realise they now are the domineering establishment club, and have been for some time

[DrGreggles]

While it is a bit rum, I hear he does the celebration for his dead parents.

Maybe he should change it to one where he doesn't come across as a dick.