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Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #60 on: January 11, 2021, 07:36:39 PM »
Nothing is more pointless than a 5th round FA Cup draw when the 3rd round is still being played.

Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #61 on: January 11, 2021, 07:39:30 PM »
Nothing is more pointless than a 5th round FA Cup draw when the 3rd round is still being played.

It was to "aid scheduling".

So Manchester United or Liverpool v Stockport County or West Ham or Doncaster Rovers...

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Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #62 on: January 11, 2021, 07:57:14 PM »
While it is a bit rum, I hear he does the celebration for his dead parents.

Also why he wears the number 88, I believe

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Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #63 on: January 12, 2021, 07:41:08 AM »
The worst thing I've ever read*

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/55606774

*hyperbole, yes, but compare and contrast "one of the most inspirational people I've ever met". The infantilisation thread meets beige nu labour of articles.

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Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #64 on: January 12, 2021, 07:59:47 AM »
Perfect "Well done, he's 13" fodder:



After scoring from 1cm out as well. Guard of honour + OBE on the way mate.

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Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #65 on: January 12, 2021, 08:00:31 AM »

Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #66 on: January 12, 2021, 09:48:52 AM »
Aston Villa v Spurs tonight.


The part of Aston Villa will be played by Fulham

Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #67 on: January 12, 2021, 12:17:42 PM »
Quote from: DrGreggles link=topic=84530.msg4432057#msg4432057date=1610444932
Aston Villa v Spurs tonight.


The part of Aston Villa will be played by Fulham
And played tomorrow.

Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #68 on: January 12, 2021, 02:37:22 PM »
Celtic's only regret about the dubai trip is that one player caught covid.

The staggering arrogance from the club. Or is it the generations of sanctimony that everyone in the club can't quite face looking in the mirror and admitting they've been acting like cunts while everyone else is looking on shaking their heads with dismay.

I'd like to hope this would be a watershed moment and Peter Lawwell et als influence at the top of the Scottish game would now be under scrutiny.

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Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #69 on: January 12, 2021, 02:53:25 PM »
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Fulham manager Scott Parker says it is "scandalous" Wednesday's match against Tottenham was only confirmed on Monday.

The Premier League game was originally scheduled for 30 December but was postponed at short notice because of a coronavirus outbreak at Fulham.

In a fixture reshuffle on Monday, it was rescheduled after Spurs' match at Aston Villa was postponed.

"I am angry because it is not right. It is wrong. That is why I am so angry," said Parker.

Gotta admire his lack of ambiguity.

Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #70 on: January 12, 2021, 03:15:41 PM »
And played tomorrow.

Genuinely thought today was Wednesday...

Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #71 on: January 12, 2021, 06:51:47 PM »
I think Sheffield United might pick up their first win here. Newcastle dogshit and now down to ten men.

Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #72 on: January 12, 2021, 06:58:35 PM »
They still can't score.

Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #73 on: January 12, 2021, 07:38:30 PM »
I think Sheffield United might pick up their first win here. Newcastle dogshit and now down to ten men.

Derby got four points from Newcastle in their record breakingly shit season.


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Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #74 on: January 12, 2021, 08:12:07 PM »
Going for a season cancellation I reckon with entire team staff completely disregarding the 'you are on this ice, the referees will remind you all of your responsibility (re unnecessary contact)' by shaking every available hand in the stadium

Dyche just fistbumped Ole then put his hand in his mouth. Nails

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Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #75 on: January 12, 2021, 08:40:13 PM »
Quite how the National League continues is beyond me.

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Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #76 on: January 12, 2021, 08:51:15 PM »
Referee and VAR team spend 15 minutes studying dozens of angles of video footage in order to make decision.

Man Utd players then decide to surround referee to protest the decision.

Hurrah for football!

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Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #77 on: January 12, 2021, 09:11:24 PM »
Carroll still can't score.

well, he's back on form after that freak goal the other day.

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Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #78 on: January 12, 2021, 09:32:45 PM »
Maybe he's trying to help his mum's phantom cringe herself out of Hell.

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Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #79 on: January 12, 2021, 09:34:51 PM »
Maybe he's trying to help his mum's phantom cringe herself out of Hell.

Hahahah

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Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #80 on: January 12, 2021, 10:42:06 PM »
Man Utd:

Striker feeding the country and top of the table with homeboy dun gud*



*courtesy of goal from swollen BigBrand moneybags egomaniac cunt bought with debtscum funding


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Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #81 on: January 13, 2021, 12:00:26 AM »
Nomads, mate.

Fuck off, I've been to Connahs Quay. When Queenferry is the light at the end of a places tunnel, fuck em. Druids it is.

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Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #82 on: January 13, 2021, 08:01:52 AM »
Fuck off, I've been to Connahs Quay. When Queenferry is the light at the end of a places tunnel, fuck em. Druids it is.

Bloody pagans.

Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #83 on: January 13, 2021, 08:36:26 AM »
Man Utd:

Striker feeding the country and top of the table with homeboy dun gud*



*courtesy of goal from swollen BigBrand moneybags egomaniac cunt bought with debtscum funding
To think Ole was on the verge of being sacked. He will get close to glory once again but will lose the big games. Pressure will mount, followed by an amazing run of matches to give the supporters hope, only to fail once again.

I love him.

Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #84 on: January 14, 2021, 04:56:40 PM »
Fuck happened to Sid's nose?!


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Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #85 on: January 14, 2021, 08:58:21 PM »
Whatever caused it - was it the same incident where he broke his leg? - I don't think he's had corrective surgery since.

Poor guy was diagnosed with Alzheimer's just before the lockdown, and only 61.

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Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #86 on: January 14, 2021, 09:38:48 PM »
Fuck me this Arsenal match is boring as shit. 10 minutes left but I have to go to work so I’m sure it’ll turn into a goalfest now

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Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #87 on: January 15, 2021, 11:30:58 PM »
Waiting for the Squires cartoon where there's a panel about how he is providing better opposition than Keith Starmer.

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Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #88 on: January 15, 2021, 11:58:01 PM »
So. Farewell then
Wayne Rooney. England’s record
Goalscorer. I
Thought you had
Retired years ago.

Despite all
Those goals there was
The sense
That nobody ever figured out your
Best position
(Like Keith’s mum)

And for all
Your natural
Talent and workrate you were
Still an unfulfilled promise
Because when
It came down to
It
I think managers and
Coaches struggled
To develop and adapt your
Game because
You were just really thick.
(Also like Keith’s mum)

Baffling to think
Someone believes
You will make a good
Manager.

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Re: Football Thread 2021: well done, he's 13
« Reply #89 on: January 17, 2021, 05:07:01 PM »
The lingering stench of Mourinho in this utter shite United team still assaults the footballing nostrils.


However, Liverpool have been so incredibly toothless this season, and having no actual defence means I am very confident in a 2-1 United win; 82nd minutes Fernandes penalty to win it.

But there are no winners here.

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