Who's Been Jabbed With The Vax?

[Dr Rock]

I'm off to get mine now. Bye bye.

[Chedney Honks]

RIP mate all the best

[Head Gardener]

wife won't let me have it, says its got aluminium in it, reckons we've both had it a while back anyway

[Dr Rock]

It's been five hours and I feel perky as ever. When will I feel like I'm dying?

[BlodwynPig]

It's been five hours and I feel perky as ever. When will I feel like I'm dying?

the wee hours

[Janie Jones]

My daughter, mid 30s, got her jab today because her volunteer work for Age UK made her eligible. She took along to the clinic some free meal vouchers from the small restaurant group where she works, to give to the NHS staff and volunteers. They said they weren't allowed to formally accept them but if she happened to leave them on her way out they'd make sure they weren't wasted...

[gib]

It's been five hours and I feel perky as ever. When will I feel like I'm dying?

first 12 hours are fine, then you start to feel cold. Suggest you build a warm nest before the aches kick in. Then just sleep.

[mothman]

Then the facehugger falls off, and you feel very hungry.

[Wanking Monk of Kefalonia]

You should be fighting tooth and nail against useless and dehumanizing face coverings, and utterly pointless, potentially dangerous newfangled vaccines mandated by a vile Tory government yet you're all queuing up to be Matt Hancock's bumslave. It's bizarre. Check this comment in ten year's time and you'll realize I was correct.

[phes]

You are not that memorable

[BlodwynPig]

You should be fighting tooth and nail against useless and dehumanizing face coverings, and utterly pointless, potentially dangerous newfangled vaccines mandated by a vile Tory government yet you're all queuing up to be Matt Hancock's bumslave. It's bizarre. Check this comment in ten year's time and you'll realize I was correct.

Clothes

[jobotic]

"Newfangled"

I see, it's a parody account. Okay then.

[Dr Rock]

                                                                    UPDATE


You can all relax, I slept like a baby and feel 100% fine today.

[gib]

                                                                    UPDATE


You can all relax, I slept like a baby and feel 100% fine today.

Sounds like they ran out of vaccine and just gave you the placebo.

[phes]

                                                                    UPDATE


You can all relax, I slept like a baby and feel 100% fine today.

Not so fast. I was fine until the next afternoon. Didn't have nearly as strong a reaction as the younger folks who were sicker and faster, but had a stinky few hours

[Chedney Honks]

GP called me first thing to offer nanomachines at 9:30am but I'm in meetings all day or on the road. Scolded me a bit and said really not sure when I'll get another chance.

So it's tomorrow afternoon.

Hopefully I'll be absolutely fucked on Weds because I've got to drive to York. Can't be fagged and this will be a great excuse.

Feels great to be in the comorbid gang, not sure under what criteria I've been offered it but I guess they know something I don't. Maybe they reading this thread. Hi, Dr. Beattie!

[BlodwynPig]

RIP mate best of luck

[Dr Rock]

Still feeling tickety-boo.

[Dex Sawash]

My daughter, mid 30s,

Saw the avatar and thought it was Noodle Lizard

[Dr Rock]

No side effects for me then. It's probably because I don't eat fucking Caramacs.

[BlodwynPig]

No side effects for me then. It's probably because I don't eat fucking Caramacs.

I'm not healthy and same, so get those caramacs down yer

[Chedney Honks]

Can't believe it, I got Lil Clotta. Actually very emotional. Feels like when I climbed Kilimanjaro and saw the sun blazing over the peak. I was almost crying looking at the operation they had going on.

This is the best country in the world. Rosbif every day from now on.

[phes]

Had my booster yesterday. GP had tents up outside for the winding queues. Instead of putting some duct tape crosses on the floor they opted for hiring two stormtroopers for the sisyphean task of managing a winding, socially-distanced queue with no demarcation. I went in with my colleague, she left after hers as I opted for having mine in my thigh. They took her leaving as a sign to send in the next victim. I was stood with my trousers down when he wandered in. It was like Children of Men meets This Country.

[jobotic]

What do us in our late forties get it, you lucky old biddies?

[Dex Sawash]

The one thing we didn't want to happen

https://m.jpost.com/health-science/johnson-and-johnson-covid-19-vaccine-causes-mans-skin-to-peel-off-663667

[Chedney Honks]

Feeling absolutely fucking shit.

[BlodwynPig]

Feeling absolutely fucking shit.

Don't lie.

[Chedney Honks]

That's what my wife said, she said it's psychosomatic. You both know me too well. I can't put my finger on it but defo feel not right.

[Dr Rock]

Have you been eating Caramacs?

[Chedney Honks]

I actually bought a Caramac easter egg tonight torment my wife who hates the stuff. I got her a lindt as well which I will reveal three days later like Jesus's rebirth. Prank! Here's your eggs