Author Topic: Who's Been Jabbed With The Vax?  (Read 22662 times)

mothman

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Re: Who's Been Jabbed With The Vax?
« Reply #360 on: March 31, 2021, 09:21:28 PM »
I’ve been away. And feel like done he might need to explain the Caramac gag to me.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Who's Been Jabbed With The Vax?
« Reply #361 on: March 31, 2021, 09:48:08 PM »
He ate a Caramac and died.

RIP take care mate

mothman

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Re: Who's Been Jabbed With The Vax?
« Reply #362 on: March 31, 2021, 10:32:01 PM »
I don’t think I’ve ever had a Caramac. Not actually sure what it is. A knock-off Cadbury Caramel, I think I assumed. Should I break my Caramac cherry - my, if you will, Cherrymac?

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Re: Who's Been Jabbed With The Vax?
« Reply #363 on: March 31, 2021, 10:45:56 PM »
It's nothing like any other form of caramel. It is vile and disgusting. And it makes you have adverse reactions to the Covid vaccine.

mothman

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Re: Who's Been Jabbed With The Vax?
« Reply #364 on: April 01, 2021, 01:22:23 AM »
I see from Wikipedia (yes, I know) that it is analogous in composition to the coating of the McVities Gold bar, which is truly horrendous. Forewarned, I shall avoid!

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Re: Who's Been Jabbed With The Vax?
« Reply #365 on: April 01, 2021, 01:48:46 AM »
I actually do feel shit now. Woke up burning, arm is really sore but mostly spaced out to fuck, I honestly feel like total shit.

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Re: Who's Been Jabbed With The Vax?
« Reply #366 on: April 01, 2021, 03:58:53 AM »
Bugger Caramac, Caramilk is what it's all about. Or Galaxy blonde chocolate.

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Re: Who's Been Jabbed With The Vax?
« Reply #367 on: April 01, 2021, 06:39:57 AM »
Caramook

BlodwynPig

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Re: Who's Been Jabbed With The Vax?
« Reply #368 on: April 01, 2021, 08:28:24 AM »
I actually do feel shit now. Woke up burning, arm is really sore but mostly spaced out to fuck, I honestly feel like total shit.

RIP mate, take care

Re: Who's Been Jabbed With The Vax?
« Reply #369 on: April 01, 2021, 11:14:04 AM »
I love Caramacs. I mean I can tell when I eat them that they're bad but I love them so. Like I used to be about smoking cigarettes.

Maybe I'll eat a load while I wait for my fucking jab.

Re: Who's Been Jabbed With The Vax?
« Reply #370 on: April 01, 2021, 03:29:24 PM »
I know it's churlish to complain, but has anyone else found their vaccination centre to be very poorly ventilated?

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Re: Who's Been Jabbed With The Vax?
« Reply #371 on: April 01, 2021, 07:01:47 PM »
Booked in for a cheeky Pfizer on the 16th. Well excited. So far my friends and colleagues have all reported minimal side effects - nothing beyond a stiff arm - so I'll probably end up looking like the Elephant Man.

Chedney Honks

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Re: Who's Been Jabbed With The Vax?
« Reply #372 on: April 01, 2021, 07:13:39 PM »
Wish I'd had Pfizer, I can't tell you. This is is the so shit and probably about 50% effective. I might try to book in for the Moderna or J&J. Might even get the experimental Chinese military vax and anal swab.

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Re: Who's Been Jabbed With The Vax?
« Reply #373 on: April 03, 2021, 12:18:22 AM »
Got jabbed right up with the A to the Z this afternoon, in a disturbingly unclean back office of a pharmacy.  Surely someone is supposed to dust the place?  And having an open box of doughnuts right there is fine, but probably not the sort of look you want if you're going for 'clinical'.

All went fine, you can't feel a thing, but got run over when crossing the road after and am now a ghost.  Woooooooooo!

Chedney Honks

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Re: Who's Been Jabbed With The Vax?
« Reply #374 on: April 03, 2021, 09:25:37 AM »
It's all fun and games now, you're on top of the world, lump in your throat with the sense of occasion. It's finally over.

Wait til tomorrow. And the next day. And the next day.

Re: Who's Been Jabbed With The Vax?
« Reply #375 on: April 03, 2021, 10:40:47 AM »
Booked in. Pfizer. No clot juice for me.

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Re: Who's Been Jabbed With The Vax?
« Reply #376 on: April 03, 2021, 10:52:58 AM »
Those who have had the AstraZeneca one are 'rock hard' 'total legends' 'ace' and 'kings on earth' while those who have the Pfizer frozen dogshit jab are 'The Biggest Losers', 'Comic figures', 'lower than carers'

BlodwynPig

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Re: Who's Been Jabbed With The Vax?
« Reply #377 on: April 03, 2021, 11:37:37 AM »
Those who have had the AstraZeneca one are 'rock hard' 'total legends' 'ace' and 'kings on earth' while those who have the Pfizer frozen dogshit jab are 'The Biggest Losers', 'Comic figures', 'lower than carers'

Your age band are due to get Sputnik V...let's see how hard you really are.

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Re: Who's Been Jabbed With The Vax?
« Reply #378 on: April 04, 2021, 04:31:37 PM »
Jabbing tonight - fatal bloodclot here I come!

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Re: Who's Been Jabbed With The Vax?
« Reply #379 on: April 04, 2021, 04:48:53 PM »
Sputnik V, you really were the greatest vax...

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Re: Who's Been Jabbed With The Vax?
« Reply #380 on: April 07, 2021, 01:00:50 PM »
so wtaf is going on with the AZ jab? were the pesky Europeans right after all?

can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs, I guess - tough luck, ladies!

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Re: Who's Been Jabbed With The Vax?
« Reply #381 on: April 07, 2021, 01:14:47 PM »
Not letting that slop anywhere near me. It's Pfizer, Moderna, or bust.

Re: Who's Been Jabbed With The Vax?
« Reply #382 on: April 07, 2021, 04:53:06 PM »
aye, is Az gonna kill us?

Re: Who's Been Jabbed With The Vax?
« Reply #383 on: April 07, 2021, 06:20:52 PM »
Trifling matter of rare blood clots aside, what’s the latest data on how good/not so good the Astra Zeneca jab is against the ‘vid compared to the others?

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Re: Who's Been Jabbed With The Vax?
« Reply #384 on: April 07, 2021, 06:32:23 PM »
I wouldn't mind a few blood clots. Their perfectly harmless.

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Re: Who's Been Jabbed With The Vax?
« Reply #385 on: April 07, 2021, 07:05:52 PM »
Trifling matter of rare blood clots aside, what’s the latest data on how good/not so good the Astra Zeneca jab is against the ‘vid compared to the others?

The % prevention is slightly down from original anticipation, but reduction of need for hospitalisation is still almost 100%.

Re: Who's Been Jabbed With The Vax?
« Reply #386 on: April 07, 2021, 10:06:18 PM »
Thought us poor cunts in our late forties were going to get some Moderna in us later this month but it looks like that'll be kept aside for the snowflake generation who can't handle a bit of AZ. Blaadclaat time.

Re: Who's Been Jabbed With The Vax?
« Reply #387 on: April 15, 2021, 04:34:12 PM »
gettin the pfizer here in a few minutes. they said they’ll have to do mine as a suppository but can’t complain eh.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Who's Been Jabbed With The Vax?
« Reply #388 on: April 15, 2021, 06:54:38 PM »
gettin the pfizer here in a few minutes. they said they’ll have to do mine as a suppository but can’t complain eh.

Can you ask the inserter to collect some 'scrapings' for our sequencing, cheers.

mothman

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Re: Who's Been Jabbed With The Vax?
« Reply #389 on: April 15, 2021, 07:21:14 PM »
Oh wow, the suppository version lets you act as a wireless 5G base-station, that’s very civic-minded if you!

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