🎶 Friday, Friday, camera up the arse on Friday

[non capisco]

Pics coming soon.

Looks like the contents of Armie Hammer's freezer.

Genuinely delighted it's nothing serious, now get out of my sight you revolting ulcer-arsed freak.

[drummersaredeaf]

Need a hand with the enemas? I think I need something to establish a routine.

[Wonderful Butternut]

Pics coming soon.

Whole thing was a doddle tbh. Sedatives weren't nearly as heavy as I'd hoped (meaning I'm having a drink tonight), it was a pleasantly interesting experience!

I have some minor ulcers and light inflammation, so nothing serious at all. The annoying thing is that I have to give myself an enema with treatment fluid every fucking night for the next 4 months!! The amount of action my arse has seen the last few months is insane!

Anyway, happy to report that I am fine, just got home, about to enjoy the fuck out of a veggie sausage and mustard sandwich.

Lolarious CaB-laddery aside, glad to hear it's not serious. Crohn's and the like is not fun.

Pity they couldn't give you a 4 month supply of mesalazine tablets for the inflammation rather than having you shove stuff up your arse. Maybe with the ulcers you need something stronger.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Is Fry still about? A handy guy to ask about enemas.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I know where you can buy a second hand sluicing clamp if you feel that's going to be required.

[Enzo]

Glad to hear it all went well Mollusk!

Enjoy those enemas. Pretend you're a Led Zeppelin groupie from the 70's

[Brian Freeze]

Very pleased to hear you enjoyed it.

Hope you are doing ok too Enzo?

[Enzo]

Very pleased to hear you enjoyed it.

Hope you are doing ok too Enzo?

yes thanks. Had my last chemo appointment on Thursday. Hoping my scan will bring good news in a couple of weeks!

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Cameras up the arse is not what this town is all about

[kittens]

the camera got him pregnant. he's going to be shitting vhs tapes in a few months time. his arse is gonna be converted into a blockbusters.

[Captain Z]

Can I have a shit please, Bob.

[The Mollusk]

Better late than never, here are the pics as promised!

I guess this is NSFW although you can't see any poo and without explicitly saying so you can't really tell it's the inside of my arse.

https://imgur.com/a/LIFGf1S

I've been greatly amusing myself at how the third photo looks like the cover art for "Songs in the Key of Life":

[Cuellar]

No offence, but I will not be looking into your anus.

No offence.

[shiftwork2]

Saucy!

[Dex Sawash]

Is it normal to have all those cats up?

[The Mollusk]

No offence, but I will not be looking into your anus.

No offence.

Offence taken.

[Dex Sawash]

[jobotic]

This post may contain erotic or adult imagery.

[Shit Good Nose]

https://imgur.com/a/LIFGf1S

The PHWOAR thread is that way...

[Tony Tony Tony]

Looks you can now send your arse away to get flushed out, handy, time saving and avoids all that messy business.

[Shit Good Nose]

The second pic in the series - Mr Igoe about to enter the upper rectum and do some damage.  Unfortunately Tuck Pendleton is way up in the lungs.  DRAMA....