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Re: Armie Hammer (allegedly) admits to being a cannibal!
« Reply #30 on: January 15, 2021, 07:53:40 PM »
The fuck is Armie Hammer?

Re: Armie Hammer (allegedly) admits to being a cannibal!
« Reply #31 on: January 15, 2021, 07:54:45 PM »
Ah apparently he was "Student 2" in Arrested Development.

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Re: Armie Hammer (allegedly) admits to being a cannibal!
« Reply #32 on: January 15, 2021, 08:02:23 PM »
He's very good at playing rich scumbags. I wonder if it's a hiding in plain sight thing.

Re: Armie Hammer (allegedly) admits to being a cannibal!
« Reply #33 on: January 15, 2021, 08:17:30 PM »
He plays the Winklevoss twins in The Social Network. Actually thought he had a twin actor brother, they did such a good job of it.

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Re: Armie Hammer (allegedly) admits to being a cannibal!
« Reply #34 on: January 16, 2021, 09:36:54 AM »
they did such a good job of it.

Absolutely.  But, oddly, the other one hasn't been in anything since.  Maybe Armie ate him at the wrap party.

Re: Armie Hammer (allegedly) admits to being a cannibal!
« Reply #35 on: January 16, 2021, 10:24:13 AM »
That would have to be a bloody big wrap.

Re: Armie Hammer (allegedly) admits to being a cannibal!
« Reply #36 on: January 16, 2021, 10:29:00 AM »
He plays the Winklevoss twins in The Social Network. Actually thought he had a twin actor brother, they did such a good job of it.

He did have a twin but he ate him

Apparently here are voice recordings out there now so the chances of it being faked have dropped sharply. I agree with Mister Six that having fantasies in a consensual and mutually respectful relationship is fair enough but if women are being groomed into those relationships and then dumped when he gets bored it is another matter entirely. That aspect is the one that will probably remain the most opaque though

Re: Armie Hammer (allegedly) admits to being a cannibal!
« Reply #37 on: January 16, 2021, 10:51:26 AM »
some story I read yesterday reported on the things he puts on his private instagram account and without question Mr Hammer is an amoral hedonist, though ironically a joyless one, warped by fame and bitter about divorce.

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Re: Armie Hammer (allegedly) admits to being a cannibal!
« Reply #38 on: January 16, 2021, 04:57:40 PM »
In my opinion it's not healthy to want to tear a woman's heart from her chest and feel it beating in your hand.

Re: Armie Hammer (allegedly) admits to being a cannibal!
« Reply #39 on: January 29, 2021, 08:03:31 AM »
What happened with this, have they found any skellingtuns in his tummy yet?

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Re: Armie Hammer (allegedly) admits to being a cannibal!
« Reply #40 on: January 29, 2021, 08:26:02 AM »
He's fed up of people raking over the bones of this story. The media are are making a meal out of it.

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Re: Armie Hammer (allegedly) admits to being a cannibal!
« Reply #41 on: January 29, 2021, 11:03:31 AM »
Police are suspiciously eyeing the finger holes on his soup bowls.

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Re: Armie Hammer (allegedly) admits to being a cannibal!
« Reply #42 on: January 29, 2021, 12:56:41 PM »
What happened with this, have they found any skellingtuns in his tummy yet?

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