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[Spoon of Ploff]

This is MP Tom Randall MP



Here he is getting into some scripted divide and rule with Liz Truss the other day  ->   blah blah

I challenge CaBers to make this image any more unsettling than it already is.

[Dr Trouser]

pretty sure that's over near the Kimberly Ales old brewery? if so i've had many a piss near that bin

edit: Home Brewery even, the one with the nice tacky Robin Hood archery logo

[Pijlstaart]

He's a gorgeous fellow, elements of beaker. I like a man without topography, lie him on his back and you could race hot wheels down the length of him. He could even be entirely cylindrical, a sort of big frube they've forced into a suit so as not to upset the children. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymfaj2ByzLk Look, his neck/clitellum is the only point of articulation, the rest is just straw.

[Captain Z]

And this is how one carries the "carrying bag", is it?

[Jittlebags]

He's a gorgeous fellow, elements of beaker. I like a man without topography, lie him on his back and you could race hot wheels down the length of him. He could even be entirely cylindrical, a sort of big frube they've forced into a suit so as not to upset the children. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymfaj2ByzLk Look, his neck/clitellum is the only point of articulation, the rest is just straw.

A sort of Trinny Woodall of politicians, but with smaller tits.

[DrGreggles]

[Bleeding Kansas]

[sirhenry]

So why are the blokes behind him pissing in and on the chip shop?

[Brundle-Fly]

He's wearing my old school uniform.  And there are Johnny Fartpants whiffs coming out his arse too.

[Twonty Gostelow]

pretty sure that's over near the Kimberly Ales old brewery? if so i've had many a piss near that bin

edit: Home Brewery even, the one with the nice tacky Robin Hood archery logo

It's a stone's throw from the Front Street jeweller's where Marian Bates was murdered.

Don't know what it's like now, but it was pretty rough when I used to go there from a friend's place in Gedling. Via Arnold Lane, of course, a tune I'm sure the locals never tire of hearing.

[Dex Sawash]

. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymfaj2ByzLk .

Sounds like Marvin the Martian

[Thomas]

That picture actually captures him at the height of a mental breakdown. He thinks he's Treasurer and that the carrier bag is the red briefcase. Poor sod thinks he's getting his photo taken outside Number 10.

[Spoon of Ploff]

Maybe this is a better setting for him?

[Icehaven]

You'd think he'd take every opportunity he could get to wear a mask to hide his complete chinlessness, particularly on camera.

[Better Midlands]

[Dex Sawash]

[Better Midlands]

[Dex Sawash]

[Shit Good Nose]

[Spoon of Ploff]

[Mr Farenheit]

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I want to know what he ordered.

[Shit Good Nose]

I want to know what he ordered.

Definitely a cheeky saveloy in there somewhere.

[Spoon of Ploff]

The Last Chip Supper

[The Mollusk]

Just realised the fucking state of that unironed tablecloth, no excuse for that

[Better Midlands]

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Excellent stuff!

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

[Better Midlands]

[Better Midlands]