And so thank christ for Batista, the wrestler, who joined not a moment too soon

[Shit Good Nose]

Despite the levity of the subject title, this actually makes for incredibly depressing reading (I'll say straight away there is nothing gruesome - aside from the wicked [in a bad sense] skin graffiti - in the vid and the manatee is apparently otherwise safe and well [though probs now shunned by its manatee brethren for its pro-Trump leanings) - https://uk.movies.yahoo.com/dave-bautista-offers-20000-reward-manatee-trump-124134512.html

[bgmnts]

I mean he probably eats beef and cheese by the barrel so fuck it but fair dos to him.

Hope the wanker who did it gets CUNT scrawled on their forehead using a rusty butterknife.

[Captain Z]

This is just a false flag carried out by MANATIFA.

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

I doubt the manatee cared that much tbh

[Dex Sawash]

Is that just scum and barnacles  wiped off, not actual damaged flesh?
Still fucked up but the dugong is unharmed, maybe?

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Can we be sure this isn't just some form of divine occurrence, like when Jesus's face materialises on a slice of toast?

[Shit Good Nose]

Still fucked up but the dugong is unharmed, maybe?

No need to get personal about my gentleman part.  But yes, it's fine thanks for asking.

Can we be sure this isn't just some form of divine occurrence, like when Jesus's face materialises on a slice of toast?

New thread idea - Trump appearances in unlikely places and objects.

[Endicott]

I mean he probably eats beef and cheese by the barrel so fuck it but fair dos to him.

http://letmegooglethat.com/?q=dave+bautista+vegan

[Inspector Norse]

If you have information on the person(s) who committed this federal crime please call 888-404-3922

Why don't they just ask the manatee who did it?

[Cuellar]

Oh the Q Manatee

[Shit Good Nose]

Why don't they just ask the manatee who did it?

It's too busy working on Family Guy cutaways.