Cashback Squirrel.

[Glebe]

"Twenty Lambert & Butler please mate, oh and can I have ten quid cashback?"

"No prob squirrel mate there you go."

"Cheers mate."

[Ferris]

Will give you 3 quid for this thread and count yerself lucky!

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eating a miniature greggs or fulsize?

[Glebe]

"Knock it off, lads. I just needed bit cash for me train for and that."

[jenna appleseed]

You sure that's not a crack squirrel?

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I don't really want any cashback during this pandemic - is that really so terrible?  the notes could have all covids on them

[Glebe]

I don't really want any cashback during this pandemic - is that really so terrible?  the notes could have all covids on them

"Me card doesn't have that 'tap' thing anyway. I am only a lowly squirrel!"

[Glebe]

"Alright lads, just popping in with some exciting news... I bought a copy of Exchange & Mart and a bottle of Lucozade in the local garage, asked for fifty quid cashback and the guy handed it over, no problem! Get in!"

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Cashback Squirrel I don't like how your eyes lose their sharpness the closer I look at them.


Just a criticism.

[Glebe]

Cashback Squirrel I don't like how your eyes lose their sharpness the closer I look at them.


Just a criticism.

"Years of snorting meth, mate. It's why I need all that cashback!"

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Cashback Squirrel you can keep snorting through the same rolled-up note, mate.  You don't have to get a new one each time.

[Glebe]

Cashback Squirrel you can keep snorting through the same rolled-up note, mate.  You don't have to get a new one each time.

"I've used the same note for the last twenty years. It's just that I keep going into shops and deciding I need a hit fast without having to go to an ATM."

[Twonty Gostelow]

Cashback Squirrel He's been living in a tree on the Wirral He threw an acorn once at Jimmy Sirrell And he's the reason why the red ones ar'ill

Vermin.

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Where do I go when I need cashback?  I thought Cashback Squirrel was it.