well it's not a cadbury's creme one is it then

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it's a gold egg.  cadbury's creme doesn't enter into it


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-55719661

A 22ct gold Creme Egg sold for more than £17,000 three years ago is up for auction again after its original buyer died.

The Cadbury's Conundrum egg was created by the Queen's official jeweller as part of a nationwide treasure hunt competition in 1983.

It was auctioned in Stamford, Lincolnshire, for £17,200 in July 2017.

Auctioneer Greg Bateman said the buyer's family had asked him to sell it for a second time.

words don't exist for how much i hate these cunts

[bgmnts]

Did he die trying to eat the egg?

[Shit Good Nose]

Sooooooo...............can you eat it?

[Tony Tony Tony]

Try this with the gold ones. See how far you get

[Beagle 2]

Just four years the buyer had with their special gold egg. Took it home from the auction house, looked at it for four years, occasionally saying "got a gold fucking egg", died.

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Just four years the buyer had with their special gold egg. Took it home from the auction house, looked at it for four years, occasionally saying "got a gold fucking egg", died.

I wonder if they ever cried themselves to sleep reflecting on it being in no way a cadbury's creme one


to live that much of a lie to themselves, day in, day out, knowing it makes them a bad person

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Hate to think of all the anuses this has been up.

Thinking it right now.

And hating.


Hating.

And thinking.

[Shit Good Nose]

Hate to think of all the anuses this has been up.

Thinking it right now.

And hating.


Hating.

And thinking.

Soooooooo...........can you eat it?

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Hate to think of all the anuses this has been up.

Thinking it right now.

And hating.


Hating.

And thinking.

it's the thought isn't it of the anal sphincter 'holding' it there like a mother goose type woman, and the gold egg being revealed less and more, puckering back and forth in a strip tease arrangement


absolutely ghastly.  lay the egg or fuck off!

[Povidone]

So this is what they get up to in Lincolnshire is it? Ghastly.

[idunnosomename]

the cursed golden egg of stamford

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

creme eggs in shops earlier and earlier. makes them less special.

[thenoise]

Ffs. It's not even attractive.

[JamesTC]

Did the egg pass through the dead man or did the coroner have to cut it out?

I'm not paying for a golden egg that has exited through a dead man's anus.

[Glebe]

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Coo there's scorch marks on that toast reminiscent of Germaine Greer.