Government laptops contain computer virus claims Telegraph

[Fambo Number Mive]

Take with a pinch of salt as it's from The Telegraph:

Government laptops given to schools for students to use at home have come pre-installed with a serious virus that tries to connect them to a Russian server.

An email to teachers from Bradford Council says DFE techies believe the "infected file was last modified on 7/12/2019 shortly after the laptop was manufactured".

https://twitter.com/Tony_Diver/status/1352256657812828162

Like how he uses a Brass Eye screengrab as well.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Wrong sort of virus.

[scarecrow]

Yeah, nice try lads!

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

A paedophile disguised as a laptop.

[GMTV]

Mass cull of laptops just in case the virus jumps back into humans

[JamesTC]

Just heard the vaccine doesn't work on the laptop strain.