How should No Time to Die be released?

[Glebe]

It should only be available to watch on an 11' Phillips TV from the early '80s, via a Betamax video. The TV and video player should be set up beneath a tree near Hyde Park. Form and orderly cue, Bond fans!

[jenna appleseed]

Streaming straight to you eyeballs whether you want it or not.

[Fishfinger]

Single sniper round, back of the head. 300 yards away. No personal contact.

[Replies From View]

I'd like to second the POG suggestion.

[Glebe]

They should build a giant IMAX screen in the middle of Europe and release it directly 'onto' that.

[idunnosomename]

RealPlayer

notimetodie.ram

[Replies From View]

Has george lucad done a 'holiday special' version of this film yet?  If not then he should rush it out for April I reckon.

[Fambo Number Mive]

On one DVD, which is taken around the world inside a TV/DVD combo on a flat-backed lorry.

Or normally, but all the actors have been replaced with squirrels using CGI.

[Thomas]

The film should be nationalised under emergency rules, with different plot threads going to various workers' collectives. Union representatives are permitted to meet up and discuss the scenes they've been issued until a fuller idea of the film is developed and agreed upon.

[Cuellar]

Into a sewer

[Gradual Decline]

To be released only as a Tomytronic game.

No film, thank you.

[Fambo Number Mive]

As a musical.

[Thomas]

As a musical.

♪ And if you find the time to die
Don't despair, beloved spy

Because every Double-O-Seven
Gets to go to heaven

[idunnosomename]

Punch & Judy show in Cromer