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« Reply #510 on: August 29, 2021, 10:31:10 PM »
FUCK CRISPS

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« Reply #511 on: August 29, 2021, 10:32:05 PM »
ha ha just kidding

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« Reply #512 on: August 29, 2021, 10:33:14 PM »
ready salted walkers are the saviour of the night

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« Reply #513 on: August 29, 2021, 11:01:35 PM »
These were pretty fucking good, from Sainsbury's



Pipers are probably my favourite brand at the moment. Love those Chorizo ones[1], and their Salt and Vinegar.

I've finally been able to get my hands on their lovely Longhorn Beef ones. Gorgeous.
 1. Although they are proper greasy

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« Reply #514 on: August 31, 2021, 03:16:45 PM »
Christ. Those cheese and bacon crisps were fucking awful. Lesson learned - never try anything new or go outside your own comfort zone. It's just not worth it.

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« Reply #515 on: August 31, 2021, 04:44:11 PM »
Just what is it that you want to do?
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And we wanna get loaded




Today's sarnie accompaniment.

the chilli ones are the dogs bollocks. these cheese and bacon ones however, shite. seabrooks are actually pretty good at corn snacks overall, only these and the sour cream and onion bite things have disappointed so far.

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« Reply #516 on: August 31, 2021, 04:54:42 PM »
Agreed. But anything snack based that claims 'cheese' needs an inspection as often that simply means 'feet and cum'.

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« Reply #517 on: August 31, 2021, 05:06:47 PM »
So, Seabrook Worcestershire sauce anyone? They're a proper Lea and Perrins tie-in and everything and are nice, but not quite a zingy as the Walkers or M&S ones.

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« Reply #518 on: August 31, 2021, 05:15:46 PM »
authentic recipe, but not as nice. the only good worcestershire sauce crisps are pretty much the walkers and KP brands if you're after that tang.

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« Reply #519 on: August 31, 2021, 05:34:04 PM »
Fucking KP bastards got rid of Worcester Sauce flavour Wheat Crunchies years ago.

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« Reply #520 on: August 31, 2021, 05:44:04 PM »
In the late 80s or early 90s there was a short lived garlic sausage flavour wheat crunchies. They were intense and properly ruined your breath.

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« Reply #521 on: August 31, 2021, 11:49:39 PM »
These were pretty fucking good, from Sainsbury's



Nice[1] penguin classics 'style' packaging too.
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« Reply #522 on: September 01, 2021, 12:15:25 AM »
p-p-pick up a pipers

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« Reply #523 on: September 01, 2021, 12:43:33 AM »
So, Seabrook Worcestershire sauce anyone? They're a proper Lea and Perrins tie-in and everything and are nice, but not quite a zingy as the Walkers or M&S ones.

Yorkshire Crisps used to do a Hendersons Relish tie-in which was really nice. Noticed on Sunday that it's a generic Worcester Sauce flavour now but not tried them yet.

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« Reply #524 on: September 01, 2021, 07:41:00 AM »
Why is it never Harry and the Hendersons, just out of curiosity

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« Reply #525 on: September 01, 2021, 12:08:07 PM »
they'd have to cross the beef flavouring powder with the hendersons relish flavouring powder. thats a level of chemstry as yet unexplored in the savoury snacking world

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« Reply #526 on: September 01, 2021, 12:39:04 PM »
Why is it never Harry and the Hendersons, just out of curiosity

You try getting the stuff out in California! Harry wrote to his dad asking him to send a few bottles, but old Gouty just passive aggressively sent back a pack of custom Duchy Originals "Megan Marmalade".

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Re: Crisps [split topic]
« Reply #527 on: September 07, 2021, 05:41:39 PM »
Why not puff some maize around a slice of potato?  That's what I would like to know.

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« Reply #528 on: September 08, 2021, 07:44:58 PM »
really dislike pringles

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« Reply #529 on: September 09, 2021, 10:43:17 PM »
Iceland's latest abominations:



(Fan 200°C for 17 min-  19 min)

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« Reply #530 on: September 09, 2021, 10:43:44 PM »
I heard the Space Raiders ones were good.

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Re: Crisps [split topic]
« Reply #531 on: September 09, 2021, 10:49:03 PM »
The two boringest flavours as well.

Summer afternoon taint and Foot n Smeg.

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« Reply #532 on: September 09, 2021, 10:52:29 PM »
All their ice lollies are now frozen versions of childhood sweeties too. This week I have been enjoying Swizzles Squashies and Parma Violet (surprisingly good) ice-creams...

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« Reply #533 on: September 09, 2021, 10:54:43 PM »
Iceland's latest abominations:



(Fan 200°C for 17 min-  19 min)

kind of want

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Re: Crisps [split topic]
« Reply #534 on: September 09, 2021, 11:10:16 PM »
Iceland's latest abominations:



(Fan 200°C for 17 min-  19 min)

My first thought was revulsion because I just imagined hot crisps, but they might be OK. Like thinner potato smiles. I like those.

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« Reply #535 on: September 09, 2021, 11:12:12 PM »
It's potato so how bad can it get? Mash, and that's basically passable.

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« Reply #536 on: September 10, 2021, 12:02:19 AM »
Fair play to the Iceland food innovation department. I've got a mate who lives entirely on crisps, biscuits and sweets (he's a former heavy stoner, used to get his groceries from Blockbuster video) and this sort of stuff genuinely gets him excited. I think he pretty much only shops in Iceland these days, so from a customer satisfaction point of view they are knocking it out of the park.

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« Reply #537 on: September 10, 2021, 12:09:15 AM »
(he's a former heavy stoner, used to get his groceries from Blockbuster video)

Wait, what? There's no way you can live on Häagen-Dazs, pop-pop microwave popcorn and massive bags of skittles. There must be a 24 garage visit in there somewhere.

I once had someone at a house party recognise me because I used to come in their threshers \o/

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« Reply #538 on: September 10, 2021, 12:30:43 AM »

I once had someone at a house party recognise me because I used to come in their threshers \o/

I bet you did you dirty old bollocks.

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« Reply #539 on: September 10, 2021, 12:32:40 AM »
I once had someone at a house party recognise me because I used to come in their threshers \o/

I would have been absolutely mortified.

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