to do list (penis edition) 2021

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Kitchen area

- rest it on saucepan and food bin lids
- attempt to find temporary 'home / living space' for penis using either clingfilm box or tin foil box
- hold it in tea towel - try warming it
- 'examine' kettle spout using penis as diver
- encircle all round objects with penis, singing 'round and round the [object name], like a teddy bear' song

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I see we have similar hobbies

Bathroom

- introduce penis to the toothbrushes, how do you do mr toothbrush, how do you do penis, how do you do mrs toothbrush, how do you do penis. have you come far? no, just out of this bloke's pants.

- roll penis in variety of bath towels and ask it which it likes best, give prize to winning bath towel

- fill sink and teach penis how to swim, having made tiny knob-bands and swimming costume for penis. Consider building tiny Victorian bathing machine as penis can be quite shy.

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Attic:


Keep penis busy in the morning by asking it to dust the floor of the attic. Here you go penis, here are some dusters, if you can dust all of the floor by 2pm I'll give you a hand shandy.