reminder: you are not james corden

[H-O-W-L]

thank fuck

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are you a talentless fat bellend whose entire modus operandi is to be fat and tumble around being fat and gobby and fat




no.  phew!

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as your sole form of expression do you just open your mouth wide and hold your arms outstretched like a needy teddybear (a fat one)



nope.  thank fuck eh!

[Sebastian Cobb]

I know this because I can drive a manual car.

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a car manual!!!!!!



lol misunderstanding with humorous consequences

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do you self immolate as part of nightly routine, massive rolling pin up and down your chest and cock and legs


no thank fuck

[H-O-W-L]

GAVLÀAAAARRRRRRRR

posted while on the toilet. Drunk. Winking my anus just for you, lads

[Bazooka]

Glad I decided to read this warning before I jumped into the local volcano.

[popcorn]

I am, unfortunately, James Corden, so this thread is just upsetting.

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I am, unfortunately, James Corden, so this thread is just upsetting.

Simply consider this thread in the spirit it was intended:  as a timely reminder.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I've just had a look in the mirror, and it turns out I actually am James Corden. What's the best way to make myself die?

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I've just had a look in the mirror, and it turns out I actually am James Corden. What's the best way to make myself die?

POP yourself with a cocktail stick.




As Ian Dury and the Blockheads would say.

[popcorn]

That's two of us now who are James Corden !

Some thread this turned out to be !

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I can bestow one of you with the power to no longer be James Corden.  Then one of you will be stuck with being James Corden forevermore, or at least until terminally popped.



Argue between yourselves but you must make a unanimous decision.

[popcorn]

mate

you are James Corden.

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Are you asking to have your cordenocity removed?

[Retinend]

amazing! fantastic!

[frajer]

"James Corden's Police Cordon" (he's died.)

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"James Corden's Commissioner Jim Gordon" (he's accidentally cast in the newest Batman film due to an administrative cock up, and he is shit in the role and ends up bursting on the set)

[frajer]

"James Cordon Bleu" (he's died).

[Retinend]

James Cordoned off crime scene. Very violent death at the hands of an unidentified group of balding men.

[frajer]

"James Cordon's Spinal Cord's Gone" (he's died.)

[Retinend]

James spinal cord'n a bap

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Aren't we all James Corden though, in a way?

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One might say that James Corden is merely the James Corden that could be within all of us, but isn't because he has all the James Corden within himself.

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You can't be that fat and also be shared out.  Even just on a maths level it doesn't work.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

He is an incredibly blubbery lard arsed fat iceberg though, so there's plenty of mass to go around, although perhaps not enough for everyone.

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but if he was shared out how would he simultaneously be so fat?

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Quantum mechanics or something.

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he's far too flat and slow for quantum mechanics