installing new features onto your dad

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hi, just to update you on the new features being installed onto your dad


right now he has had leg extensions and he's prone to falling over!  more than nine feet tall now, haha!  he is suffering quite a lot, but i like how vulnerable and sad it is making him!!

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going to give him lizard scales next.  might achieve this by addicting him to that weird chemical that was in the news a few years back

[seepage]

I can recommend Windows Me if he needs a new OS.

[Bazooka]

If you can replace his blood with Cillit Bang please ta. xxx

[rue the polywhirl]

I just performed a system update on my dad and now he's frozen and he won't load. I'm tempted to just stick him on eBay and sell him as spare parts.