manufacturing a time machine out of your dad

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hiya,

going to have it so that when your dad is hunched forwards i can stand with one foot on his lower back and the other foot on his shoulder blades, and treat him like a surfboard that i can travel through time on


it'll be pretty good and i will come up with a solid theme tune for the adventures i go on.  don't worry your dad won't have any fun.  he will always wear a blindfold and whenever i have used him to travel through time i will make him wait in a horrible draughty stable or call centre for me to return