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the true meaning of the name WILLEM DAFOE

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are you ready?  remember, you can't undo knowing......


here it is.... the true meaning of the name WILLEM DAFOE is......

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WILL THEM DAFOE
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GoblinAhFuckScary


Ferris

I saw Willem Dafoe by the frozen yoghurt stand at the south entrance of the Eaton Centre in Toronto (Queen street, main level) circa 2014.

He was yelling into his phone, his face a picture of puce rage as he stormed past me.

He is shorter than you would expect.

Ok cheers.

GoblinAhFuckScary

I saw Willem Dafoe at a supermarket in Dalston yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a prick and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"

I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


Dex Sawash


Glebe