When photoshop thingies get out of hand (DON'T ignore!)...

[Glebe]

'Washington Crossing the Delaware with the CaB Lot', 2021.

(Featuring my first, extremely-belated inclusion of the Belly-Dancer!)

Ever put Matt Hancock in a Farage photo then things started to snowball and you didn't know which thread to post in? Then this is the thread for YOU!

(Soz, the ignore post was cos I left out Tom Randall and his chip bag, shock!)

[Shit Good Nose]

No Phil Minton?

[Jasha]

So glad you resisted the obvious and went with an exquisite touch of Ron in the corner there

[Glebe]

Yeah, it was a bit off-the-cuff and Ron ended up just peeking in there (sans Ann!).

No Phil Minton?

Another CaB meme that passed me by! Didn't manage to squeeze in the likes of 50 Year-Old Tinned Chicken Couple and Ronnie 'Do You Know Who I Am' Pickering either!

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

Brilliant.

What's the origin story to the CaB bellydancer meme?

[Glebe]

Brilliant.

What's the origin story to the CaB bellydancer meme?

Something to do with a thread about gypsies or summit? Not sure.

[QDRPHNC]

Glebe, who is that in your avatar?

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

Glebe, who is that in your avatar?

Is a different avatar loading for you? To me it just shows a photo of Nelson Mandela.

[QDRPHNC]

Aaaaaaah you're right.

For a moment I thought it was Sweet Daddy Siki, the ex pro wrestler who hosts a karaoke night at the bar down the street from me.

[Glebe]

Waxwork Mandela is the number one contender to take over the waxwork crown from Rene... but will it ever happen?! YOU decide!

[Pink Gregory]

Is there a hidden third Hans.  I feel like there should be.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Its beautiful.

[canadagoose]

Very comprehensive, should be in an art gallery.

[Butchers Blind]

Maybe add Ian Stafford for old times sake.

[steve98]

Waxwork Mandela is the number one contender to take over the waxwork crown from Rene... but will it ever happen?! YOU decide!

Says who, you? Who made you judge of all things shit-wax? Your Brazilian Mandela couldn't hold a candle to the Brazilian Monroe (Marilyn)

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Too crowded at the bottom of the piece. Could I suggest Cowell towing Farage on a sled through the sky?

[Glebe]

Says who, you? Who made you judge of all things shit-wax? Your Brazilian Mandela couldn't hold a candle to the Brazilian Monroe (Marilyn)

Ah yes, but she's a contender in the waxwork FEMALE category! We can have different categories!

[Better Midlands]

[Glebe]

^YES!

Very comprehensive, should be in an art gallery.

Thanks Goosey - although the bits with Washington and his crew and that are pretty overrated, IMHO!

[Paul Calf]

[Glebe]

^WOW!

[Mr Farenheit]

Thanks for starting the thread Glebe! I'm in Milan at the moment for CAB fashion week. Seeing as we still don't have a fashion subforum this is maybe a good place to post some of today's runway action!

[Glebe]

Excellent work Mr. F, though I'm not happy about you travelling to Milan during a pandemic, even with this season's most stylish fashions on display there!

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

So good.

[Mr Farenheit]

Excellent work Mr. F, though I'm not happy about you travelling to Milan during a pandemic, even with this season's most stylish fashions on display there!

I know I know, I'm bending the rules more than a little bit but I haven't missed a CAB fashion week in 14 years and i couldn't bear to break the run! Anyway I travelled here by jet-ski with my friend Simon who assures me he's had the jab.

[The Mollusk]

Is there a hidden third Hans.  I feel like there should be.

You keep your hans where I can see them mate

[Mr Farenheit]

another from the fashion week

[MoonDust]

another from the fashion week

I'm howling laughing at this. Perfection.

[Glebe]

Yes, that is rather good, F.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Why did you only give it an " F" then? Seems a bit mean. Worth at least a " B+", I would have thought.