I summon the Dude!

[Captain Crunch]

You know what it's like, you're going about your business, not bothering anyone and then you see a cute face on an inanimate object and you start squealing with delight and taking pictures. 



Boiler shop in Welling.



Facebook happy spud sale today.

And I was looking for that Mexican Bin thing I saw the other week but a quick search shows a wealth of bin fun:








Struggling with that last one – are those handles or his eyes?  Or both? 

Share something stupid with a face on it, cheer us all up a bit. 

[Captain Crunch]

Found the bin dude I was after:

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Share something stupid with a face on it, cheer us all up a bit. 

[Dex Sawash]

the mascot for Fleet enemas, ENEMAN!

[flotemysost]

I've posted on here before about my love for this statue, seen outside fast food joints the world over, depicting a cheeky blue-eyed humanoid hotdog which appears to be giddily preparing to eat itself:

[Captain Crunch]

Often seen with her lunatic brother:

[Icehaven]

Can't find a picture of it but a schoolfriend's dad was a doctor so she always had pens he'd been given with the names of various drug companies or medications on. There was one with a long, medical sounding word and a little smiley face on the pocketclip, so I asked her what it was for and it was an antidepressant. I just found it hilariously glib, "our pill gives you a smiley face!"

[Sebastian Cobb]

Similar to the singing wales in some ways.

[Icehaven]

Similar to the singing wales in some ways.

They could have at least made Anglesey into a hat. The way it is it looks like a chunk of her head has come off.

[Voltan (Man of Steel)]

[Ted-Maul]

I probably mentioned it at the time but i went to a Premier League football match once and this guy was brought onto the pitch at half-time and did a lap of the ground. Mr. Testicles:

[bgmnts]

Am I the only one who wants to see sexy Wales and Ms Pacman star in a lesbian porno?

[El Unicornio, mang]

[Blumf]

[flotemysost]

Can't find a picture of it but a schoolfriend's dad was a doctor so she always had pens he'd been given with the names of various drug companies or medications on. There was one with a long, medical sounding word and a little smiley face on the pocketclip, so I asked her what it was for and it was an antidepressant. I just found it hilariously glib, "our pill gives you a smiley face!"

My mum (pharmacist) used to bring these branded pens home all the time and we definitely had the one you've described. I also used to keep a Viagra one in my school pencilcase for edgy lolz.

Speaking of which

I find any sort of anthropomorphised disembodied genitalia really creepy. This goes for Wicked Willie, the jovial dextrous dick on the Billy Boy condom packaging, and those postcards you get in France of tits with mouse faces drawn on them.

[bgmnts]

My mum (pharmacist) used to bring these branded pens home all the time and we definitely had the one you've described. I also used to keep a Viagra one in my school pencilcase for edgy lolz.

Speaking of which

I find any sort of anthropomorphised disembodied genitalia really creepy. This goes for Wicked Willie, the jovial dextrous dick on the Billy Boy condom packaging, and those postcards you get in France of tits with mouse faces drawn on them.

It's not disembodied but the Marquis de Sade talking to his own penis is as disturbing as it is hilarious.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Cyberman bin


Horrified remote controls




Lonely gas tap


Bewildered box


Post exercise squeegee


Sleepy cardboard


Frightened bog roll

[Icehaven]

Cuddly Covid


Cute and topical.

[non capisco]

I probably mentioned it at the time but i went to a Premier League football match once and this guy was brought onto the pitch at half-time and did a lap of the ground. Mr. Testicles:

This Brazilian equivalent 'Mr. Balls', a mascot for a campaign to encourage men to check their bollocks for lumps....that's clearly Eddie Large, isn't it? Were Little and Large big over there? Pequena e Largo? It's too much of a coincidence.

[jenna appleseed]

I've posted on here before about my love for this statue, seen outside fast food joints the world over, depicting a cheeky blue-eyed humanoid hotdog which appears to be giddily preparing to eat itself:

I may have posted this here before but the one on Weston Super Mare Pier
(photographed just after the rest of the Pier set itself on fire)
did just that.

[Rizla]

Fuckin yes, I love that guy. There's one near me, he's been there since at least 1998.



I have had the "full scottish breakfast" in there many times, with tinned tomatoes, CaB, TINNED.

[wooders1978]

My friend ran the London marathon during his stint as mr testicles; torturous as you can imagine, very proud of him

[flotemysost]

Fuckin yes, I love that guy. There's one near me, he's been there since at least 1998.



I have had the "full scottish breakfast" in there many times, with tinned tomatoes, CaB, TINNED.

Nice.

I used to assume they were a German thing (because I'd only seen them in Germany, not because I xenophobically equate sausages with Teutonicism) but was delighted to learn they can be found everywhere. Made in Poland, apparently.

The Henry clan are surely the dons of charmingly anthropomorphised household objects:

[non capisco]

I've got the bog standard Henry at the front and it once devoured a USB stick that I'd carelessly left on the floor a good few centimetres away. I dread to think what the suction power of Henry Xtra is like. He'll have your entire furnishings up his bracket.

What's the USP of all the other ones? James probably needs to lay off the drink.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Legend Henry.

[imitationleather]

I do apologise.

[chveik]

It's not disembodied but the Marquis de Sade talking to his own penis is as disturbing as it is hilarious.

yeah it's a great film

[Twit 2]

This is what you become when you die. Each inserted plug is felt. The rest of you is ballooned out in the cavity, where the woodlice scuttle. Sometimes the view is of your mum scraping herself, mostly it's just dust. When things take an anoxic turn—when all is unfastened and abolished—you'll still be trapped in that plasticated howl.

[holyzombiejesus]

My wife, about 10 years ago.

[bgmnts]

For a few seconds I thought that was a faceswap thing