** VOTE NOW! ** Round Two: slim vs Lt Plonker

[slim]

*Thhhhhwpoop*

[Cerys]

I is liking.

[Lt Plonker]

Ooh, cheeky.  I'll be back, later.

[Lt Plonker]

*Ker-thwack!*

[slim]

I shall sharpen my virtuapencil in the evening of the morrow.

[slim]

Ack. I'm really struggling with this tonight. What kind of timeframe do I have?

[Lt Plonker]

I think as long as the whole match fits within a 4 day timespan. But whenever, I'm easy.

[slim]

Cool, I've just spent ages on something that turned out right shite like and I'm tired, so I'll have another crack tomorrow night. Ta.

[slim]

*thwBAT!*



That was a long time coming. Sorry for the delay/cack factor.

[Lt Plonker]

Very nice. I won't be able to return the shot until Tuesday. I'm at the BBQ tomorrow and I'm staying home for the weekend. I hope it's OK for me to sit and have a sip of orange squash for a bit.

[slim]

But of course, don't forget to wipe your face with a towel.

[Lt Plonker]

Right, give us a few hours and I'll be done.

[slim]

Cool.

Erm, I don't really know what happens now (having never finished a match in my one match career). Is your shot the final one?

[Lt Plonker]

*Flail*



Techinally, we still have one shot each, but I think we're holding the match up. Can a match official help us make a decision, please?

[slim]

Heh, nice shot. :)

I'm easy; if you want to call it now and bring things up to speed that's fine with me.

[Lt Plonker]

Some of the other matches are still going on it seems. I wouldn't mind playing on until time is called. It'd be nice to finish.

[slim]

Ok, I'll have a go tomorrow night, excellent.

[slim]

*kerFUCK!*

[Cerys]

Simple - yet fantastic!

[Lt Plonker]

*splot!*



That's it, I think, slim!

[Cerys]

Dammit, here I am trying to decide who was better, and all I've got going through my head is the way the light in Lt Plonker's second shot looks like a penis.  Possibly I need professional help.

[slim]

*bump*

Oops, that passed me by, I've edited the thread title now to show vote time.

Dammit, here I am trying to decide who was better

Obviously Plonk.

[Cerys]

I think you may be right.  Plonker it is.

[ClaudiusMaximus]

Lt Plonker

[Rubbish Monkey]

Slim

[butnut]

Plonker - only just though!

[slim]

I think you may be right.  Plonker it is.

Note to self: reverse psychology doesn't work.

Yes it does.


(c) The Simpsons


Edit: Just to clarify my earlier post: I wasn't voting for Plonker. Oh how foolish I'd look if I were to go out by my own vote. Are we meant to vote by the way? Blair got to vote in the elections.

[fanny splendid]

Slim

[George]

Slimb

[sick as a pike]

Mr S.Lim