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Phil The Greek In Hospital
« on: February 17, 2021, 02:14:08 PM »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-56101632

"Precautionary measure".

Please feel free to speculate wildly/wish the old cunt dead.

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2021, 02:18:38 PM »
He isn’t surviving this one, folks.

(Just stating a fact.)

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2021, 02:18:54 PM »
A royal death is just what we need right now. It’ll be a shot in the arm.

Tbh though, Phil or CoD dying will definitely lead me to spend more time reading and less on social media.

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2021, 02:19:46 PM »
If he does die the Queen will be gutted Captain Tom's no longer around. She reckoned he was a choice bit of rough.

Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2021, 02:19:55 PM »
Oh dear!  If he snuffs it now, Hannah Moore's going to be so pissed off when it steals the spotlight!

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2021, 02:22:06 PM »
Will we be asked to clap for Philip?

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2021, 02:23:02 PM »
Cunt
Of
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Death

Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2021, 02:25:41 PM »
Cunt
Of
Vaginally
Inherited
Death

That's all of us when you think about it.

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2021, 02:28:21 PM »
YES

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2021, 02:30:33 PM »
Fantastic news. I hope he dies.

Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2021, 02:32:39 PM »
I hope he pulls through. 99 is no age.

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2021, 02:33:33 PM »
I wonder when the last time “as a precautionary measure” was actually taken at face value vs being an admission that there are some serious health things going on.

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2021, 02:33:36 PM »
For everyone wishing him dead, just think how nauseating life will be for months after these cunts die. It will make me want to nuke the country.

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2021, 02:34:56 PM »
You guys, can we keep it respectful?

A tearful Queen is going to be on the news later saying she had to lie and tell Phil there was no thread on Cook'd and Bomb'd about him.

Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2021, 02:35:46 PM »
Has he flipped his Range Rover again, the mad cunt?

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2021, 02:36:50 PM »
I hate all Phils because I never know if it's one L or two. Also Johnathans.

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2021, 02:37:56 PM »
Real pick me up this!

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2021, 02:38:15 PM »
For everyone wishing him dead, just think how nauseating life will be for months after these cunts die. It will make me want to nuke the country.

Pretty much my stance too. Although paradoxically I do want him to die as well.

Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2021, 02:40:56 PM »
Time to get the paints out (again) and start imagining how it might look when Phil is greeted in Heaven by Captain Tom. (It'll be emotional, I can tell you that much)

ETA, Time to revive the shit-poetry thread too.

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #19 on: February 17, 2021, 02:46:43 PM »
They should have avoided naming the hospital to stop well wishers gathering outside and breaching lockdown regulations.

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #20 on: February 17, 2021, 02:53:33 PM »
Maxine from Ely will be reaching for her "I Heart The NHS" biro

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #21 on: February 17, 2021, 02:54:23 PM »
Old man in hospital news.

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #22 on: February 17, 2021, 03:04:12 PM »
he asked for a precautionary hand job in a&e last night.

Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #23 on: February 17, 2021, 03:08:19 PM »
Reports that Rolf Harris might re-record Two Little Boys (substituting a Zimmer for the horse), for Tom and Phil in Heaven (after Phil dies). Maxine in Ely'll have a job toppin' that.

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #24 on: February 17, 2021, 03:13:15 PM »
Have some respect dis a mans life were talking about

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #25 on: February 17, 2021, 03:13:57 PM »
I wonder when the last time “as a precautionary measure” was actually taken at face value vs being an admission that there are some serious health things going on.

Yeah you don't admit a 99 year old to hospital in the current situation just to be on the safe side, it's one of the most dangerous places they could be.

Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #26 on: February 17, 2021, 03:18:11 PM »
evil cunt die

Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #27 on: February 17, 2021, 03:39:14 PM »
That’s it! That is it!! That Meghan Markle has driven a poor man to an early grave

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #28 on: February 17, 2021, 03:52:47 PM »
Genuinely wouldn't give a single fuck if this cunt exploded

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #29 on: February 17, 2021, 04:13:10 PM »
If he does cark it, does that mean the Prince of Wales will get promoted to be Liz's hubby? That's how it works, right?

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