Author Topic: Phil The Greek In Hospital  (Read 10445 times)

Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #210 on: February 21, 2021, 11:27:31 AM »
Wonder if he died and they're not telling us. They could pose his cadaver with the queen on his bday for a photo and no one could tell

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #211 on: February 21, 2021, 11:29:46 AM »
GONE

Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #212 on: February 21, 2021, 11:31:35 AM »
After a rest, he looks better than he has for ages.


Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #213 on: February 21, 2021, 11:34:44 AM »
I think his incredible longevity must be down to the diet they've got him on


Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #214 on: February 21, 2021, 11:51:07 AM »
Praying that there's enough vile trolling on social media to off this cunt

Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #215 on: February 21, 2021, 11:59:33 AM »
After a rest, he looks better than he has for ages.



Plenty of colour - that's good.

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #216 on: February 21, 2021, 12:45:20 PM »
Prince Phillip is feeling better and is ready to step back into society and start tossing his orb about.



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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #217 on: February 21, 2021, 12:46:03 PM »
It's the suspense - will it be today, tomorrow or will he make the ton?  They know how to work a crowd this lot.

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #218 on: February 21, 2021, 01:01:05 PM »
or more likely this, or Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence or that Kenny G effort

Are they warming up Simon Mayo as we speak?

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #219 on: February 21, 2021, 05:32:05 PM »
Baby, look at me
Don't you know I married the Queen?
You ain't seen the best of me yet
Give me time, I'll make you forget
The rest

I've got more in me,
And you can set it free
I can crash every car in the land
Don't you know who I am?
Remember my name

Phil!
I'm gonna live forever
I'm gonna learn how to not die
I feel it coming together
People will see me and cry

Phil!
I ain't gonna make it to heaven
Due to my opinions on race
Phil!
I'm gonna live forever
Baby, remember my name

The Duke of Edinburgh, The Duke of Edinburgh, The Duke of Edinburgh

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #220 on: February 21, 2021, 05:54:42 PM »
Look at the Buck Palace flagpole on the livestream!!!

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #221 on: February 21, 2021, 06:13:48 PM »
the Buck Palace flagpole

Is that what Queenie calls it?

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #222 on: February 21, 2021, 06:22:11 PM »
He's up and about already. Not sure of his new outfit though.


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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #224 on: February 22, 2021, 04:17:24 PM »
"His whole arse came off in the night, but he's in otherwise good spirits" quipped Prince Superinjunction.

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #225 on: February 22, 2021, 08:11:40 PM »
"Prince Philip isn't with us at the moment...can we say what's wrong with him?"
"He's doing alright"
"He's doing alright, touch wood it's just a smudge on the x-ray"

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #226 on: February 22, 2021, 08:13:02 PM »
From the Guardian article:

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Hospital Covid rules state that a visit from one person can be considered “in exceptional circumstances”.

Charles had not seen his father since before Christmas and a source said: “The duke has been in hospital a few days longer than expected and the prince simply wanted to go and see him.”

I didn't realise it worked like that.

Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #227 on: February 23, 2021, 01:07:24 AM »
If he really is alright, they should just kill him now and get it out the way while he's there.

Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #228 on: February 23, 2021, 01:47:34 AM »
i will personally gut this cunt with my teeth. entrails decking his ward. address and it will be done. i will also fuck his organ cavity, the foul racist cunt

Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #229 on: February 23, 2021, 05:00:48 PM »
Phil "not expected to leave hospital for several days". Except in a black sack.

I don't want to cast aspersions on our hospitals and doctors, but he has an infection which he didn't appear to have when he went into hospital?

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #230 on: February 23, 2021, 05:13:32 PM »
I don't want to cast aspersions on our hospitals and doctors, but he has an infection which he didn't appear to have when he went into hospital?

clap for our carers (unironically)

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #231 on: February 23, 2021, 05:24:35 PM »
I don't want to cast aspersions on our hospitals and doctors, but he has an infection which he didn't appear to have when he went into hospital?

The clap.

Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #232 on: February 23, 2021, 05:42:40 PM »
I don't want to cast aspersions on our hospitals and doctors, but he has an infection which he didn't appear to have when he went into hospital?

Ring any bells (Cap'n Moore)?

Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #233 on: February 23, 2021, 05:46:56 PM »
Queenfucker's got sepsis I reckon. He ain't coming out of there.

Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #234 on: February 23, 2021, 06:09:40 PM »
He’s going to be fine, I reckon. I’ve been convinced for some time that our quasi-king, the prince of our hearts, is going to have an unnatural lifespan. He’ll do 300, 400 years - easy.

Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #235 on: February 23, 2021, 06:27:42 PM »
He’s going to be fine, I reckon. I’ve been convinced for some time that our quasi-king, the prince of our hearts, is going to have an unnatural lifespan. He’ll do 300, 400 years - easy.

Giant tortoises live for well over 150 years and they are also reptilian.

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #236 on: February 23, 2021, 06:54:36 PM »
I don't want to cast aspersions on our hospitals and doctors
King Edward VII's Hospital isn't ours, it's private.

Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #237 on: February 23, 2021, 06:55:40 PM »
please god kill this cunt and i'll believe in you for ever and ever amen

Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #239 on: February 24, 2021, 05:34:52 AM »
I’ve been convinced for some time that our quasi-king, the prince of our hearts, is going to have an unnatural lifespan. He’ll do 300, 400 years - easy.

It happens more than you'd think

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