Phil The Greek In Hospital

[idunnosomename]

Wonder if he died and they're not telling us. They could pose his cadaver with the queen on his bday for a photo and no one could tell

[BlodwynPig]

GONE

[Phoenix Lazarus]

After a rest, he looks better than he has for ages.

[Phil_A]

I think his incredible longevity must be down to the diet they've got him on

[idunnosomename]

Praying that there's enough vile trolling on social media to off this cunt

[steve98]

After a rest, he looks better than he has for ages.

Plenty of colour - that's good.

[vanilla.coffee]

Prince Phillip is feeling better and is ready to step back into society and start tossing his orb about.

[Butchers Blind]

It's the suspense - will it be today, tomorrow or will he make the ton?  They know how to work a crowd this lot.

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

or more likely this, or Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence or that Kenny G effort

Are they warming up Simon Mayo as we speak?

[earl_sleek]

Baby, look at me
Don't you know I married the Queen?
You ain't seen the best of me yet
Give me time, I'll make you forget
The rest

I've got more in me,
And you can set it free
I can crash every car in the land
Don't you know who I am?
Remember my name

Phil!
I'm gonna live forever
I'm gonna learn how to not die
I feel it coming together
People will see me and cry

Phil!
I ain't gonna make it to heaven
Due to my opinions on race
Phil!
I'm gonna live forever
Baby, remember my name

The Duke of Edinburgh, The Duke of Edinburgh, The Duke of Edinburgh

[BlodwynPig]

Look at the Buck Palace flagpole on the livestream!!!

[Blue Jam]

the Buck Palace flagpole

Is that what Queenie calls it?

[Alberon]

He's up and about already. Not sure of his new outfit though.

[Blue Jam]

Prince Philip "doing OK" *wink*

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/feb/22/prince-philip-is-doing-ok-in-hospital-says-prince-william

[Huxleys Babkins]

"His whole arse came off in the night, but he's in otherwise good spirits" quipped Prince Superinjunction.

[Cuellar]

"Prince Philip isn't with us at the moment...can we say what's wrong with him?"
"He's doing alright"
"He's doing alright, touch wood it's just a smudge on the x-ray"

[Fambo Number Mive]

From the Guardian article:

Hospital Covid rules state that a visit from one person can be considered "in exceptional circumstances".

Charles had not seen his father since before Christmas and a source said: "The duke has been in hospital a few days longer than expected and the prince simply wanted to go and see him."

I didn't realise it worked like that.

[Thursday]

If he really is alright, they should just kill him now and get it out the way while he's there.

[idunnosomename]

i will personally gut this cunt with my teeth. entrails decking his ward. address and it will be done. i will also fuck his organ cavity, the foul racist cunt

[dissolute ocelot]

Phil "not expected to leave hospital for several days". Except in a black sack.

I don't want to cast aspersions on our hospitals and doctors, but he has an infection which he didn't appear to have when he went into hospital?

[chveik]

I don't want to cast aspersions on our hospitals and doctors, but he has an infection which he didn't appear to have when he went into hospital?

clap for our carers (unironically)

[Blue Jam]

I don't want to cast aspersions on our hospitals and doctors, but he has an infection which he didn't appear to have when he went into hospital?

The clap.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

I don't want to cast aspersions on our hospitals and doctors, but he has an infection which he didn't appear to have when he went into hospital?

Ring any bells (Cap'n Moore)?

[JaDanketies]

Queenfucker's got sepsis I reckon. He ain't coming out of there.

[Clatty McCutcheon]

He's going to be fine, I reckon. I've been convinced for some time that our quasi-king, the prince of our hearts, is going to have an unnatural lifespan. He'll do 300, 400 years - easy.

[JaDanketies]

He's going to be fine, I reckon. I've been convinced for some time that our quasi-king, the prince of our hearts, is going to have an unnatural lifespan. He'll do 300, 400 years - easy.

Giant tortoises live for well over 150 years and they are also reptilian.

[Zetetic]

I don't want to cast aspersions on our hospitals and doctors

King Edward VII's Hospital isn't ours, it's private.

[idunnosomename]

please god kill this cunt and i'll believe in you for ever and ever amen

[Phoenix Lazarus]

our quasi-king

[Mr Farenheit]

I've been convinced for some time that our quasi-king, the prince of our hearts, is going to have an unnatural lifespan. He'll do 300, 400 years - easy.

It happens more than you'd think