Author Topic: Phil The Greek In Hospital  (Read 10434 times)

Alberon

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #30 on: February 17, 2021, 04:42:03 PM »
Phil will be fine. He's teased us like this before.

Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #31 on: February 17, 2021, 04:44:24 PM »
If he does cark it, does that mean the Prince of Wales will get promoted to be Liz's hubby? That's how it works, right?

No, Charles is next in line to Liz's throne. Camilla will be promoted to Duke of Edinburgh if Phil dies.

Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #32 on: February 17, 2021, 04:55:34 PM »
The Grand Old Duke of Edinburgh

he deserved to to die

so they chucked him down into a grave

and pissed in it

cunt

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #33 on: February 17, 2021, 05:07:56 PM »
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They said the duke - who celebrates his 100th birthday on 10 June - was "in good spirits" in hospital

“Celebrates” is an optimistic conjugation, all things considered.

Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #34 on: February 17, 2021, 05:15:05 PM »
Phil will be fine. He's teased us like this before.

Yes but one day he won't. He just won't. One day some incompetant div will FAIL to exercise an abundance of caution, and that'll be it.

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #35 on: February 17, 2021, 05:24:17 PM »
This news prompted me to look up 'Operation London Bridge' again, a.k.a. what happens when the Queen dies. I don't expect there's a similar plan for when Phil dies, but still grimly interesting.

The news will ripple out quietly and secretly with civil servants saying 'London Bridge is down' in secure messages and telephone conversations.

Previous code names for other royal deaths include 'Hyde Park Corner' for George VI and 'Tay Bridge' for both the Queen Mother's and Princess Diana's funeral plans.

So what happens if the queen's death happens at the same time that London Bridge collapses?

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #36 on: February 17, 2021, 05:27:02 PM »
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Previous code names for other royal deaths include 'Hyde Park Corner' for George VI and 'Tay Bridge' for both the Queen Mother's and Princess Diana's funeral plans.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tay_Bridge_disaster

Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #37 on: February 17, 2021, 05:28:00 PM »
This news prompted me to look up 'Operation London Bridge' again, a.k.a. what happens when the Queen dies. I don't expect there's a similar plan for when Phil dies, but still grimly interesting.

So what happens if the queen's death happens at the same time that London Bridge collapses?
There is

Shit Good Nose

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #38 on: February 17, 2021, 05:28:43 PM »
Will we get a day off work?


So what happens if the queen's death happens at the same time that London Bridge collapses?

"London Bridge is down.  And the ACTUAL London Bridge has ACTUALLY collapsed as well."

Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #39 on: February 17, 2021, 05:37:47 PM »
Will we get a day off work?


"London Bridge is down.  And the ACTUAL London Bridge has ACTUALLY collapsed as well."
Hopefully funeral is on a Thursday, as I usually get Fridays off.

Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #40 on: February 17, 2021, 05:43:05 PM »
Surely "London Bridge is down" would be a better secret code phrase if literally everyone in the country didn't know about it?

"Queen Elizabeth the second has been murdered by bastards in the night" would be a far more cryptic code phrase at this point.

shiftwork2

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #41 on: February 17, 2021, 05:49:27 PM »
This is up there with seeing my first daffodil of 2021.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #42 on: February 17, 2021, 06:04:24 PM »
For everyone wishing him dead, just think how nauseating life will be for months after these cunts die. It will make me want to nuke the country.

and there are at least 3 generations waiting in the wings. Won't see peace in my lifetime.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #43 on: February 17, 2021, 06:09:26 PM »
This news prompted me to look up 'Operation London Bridge' again, a.k.a. what happens when the Queen dies. I don't expect there's a similar plan for when Phil dies, but still grimly interesting.

So what happens if the queen's death happens at the same time that London Bridge collapses?

As a civil servant now, will I be the first (assuming no other civil servants on here) CaBber to get the news of the Queen's death?

I will post a thread entitled "London Bridge has fallen down", just so you know.

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #44 on: February 17, 2021, 06:18:41 PM »
If he does cark it, does that mean the Prince of Wales will get promoted to be Liz's hubby? That's how it works, right?

Constitutionally required to start lapping her out, apparently.

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #45 on: February 17, 2021, 06:21:18 PM »
“Celebrates” is an optimistic conjugation, all things considered.

Wonder if he gets a letter[1] from the Queen for his 100th birthday?
 1. If that's what they are calling a pokey bum bj these days

Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #46 on: February 17, 2021, 06:26:17 PM »

"Queen Elizabeth the second has been murdered by bastards in the night" would be a far more cryptic code phrase at this point.

That's the secret code for when London Bridge has collapsed.

buttgammon

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #47 on: February 17, 2021, 06:26:28 PM »
As a civil servant now, will I be the first (assuming no other civil servants on here) CaBber to get the news of the Queen's death?

I will post a thread entitled "London Bridge has fallen down", just so you know.

Sabres of Paradise on CaB Radio.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #48 on: February 17, 2021, 06:28:52 PM »
Two Lone Swordsmen.

buttgammon

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #49 on: February 17, 2021, 06:40:53 PM »
Two Lone Swordsmen.

When he's buried, someone has to watch the grave to ensure he will Stay Down.

Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #50 on: February 17, 2021, 07:00:46 PM »
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The news will ripple out quietly and secretly with civil servants saying 'London Bridge is down' in secure messages and telephone conversations.

"Sister London Bridge has shit himself again"

"Get Katazina or Kityana to clean him up this time"

Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #51 on: February 17, 2021, 07:37:00 PM »
And it seemed to me
That he lived his life
like _____________

Alberon

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #52 on: February 17, 2021, 07:38:19 PM »
-a racist in the wind?

Cuntbeaks

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #53 on: February 17, 2021, 07:40:12 PM »
Won't they just inject him with mashed up babies like they normally do? He'll be out next week and back to strangling darkies with renewed vigor.

shiftwork2

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #54 on: February 17, 2021, 07:43:52 PM »
So who do we get a day off work for?  The Quenn, Macca and Delboy?

Alberon

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #55 on: February 17, 2021, 07:50:03 PM »
It’d be typical if he popped his clogs while we’re still in lockdown and most of us didn’t notice any difference in our day off for mourning.

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #56 on: February 17, 2021, 07:52:04 PM »
Wonder if he gets a letter[1] from the Queen for his 100th birthday?
 1. If that's what they are calling a pokey bum bj these days

"Oh, look Philip, its a letter from the Queen".  They both have a big fucking laugh at that.

Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #57 on: February 17, 2021, 07:52:17 PM »
Dead soon.

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #58 on: February 17, 2021, 08:00:34 PM »
Can't believe they haven't given this man a knighthood after everything he has done for this great country.

Please like and share my petition to make him Sir Prince Phillip Of Edinburgh.

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Re: Phil The Greek In Hospital
« Reply #59 on: February 17, 2021, 08:22:09 PM »
I reckon it's just shock at Bants and Syoots expecting another sprog. He won't have been arsed about the one Princess Eugenics and Tequila Bloke had, I imagine that one was white.

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