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Phil The Greek In Hospital

Started by Huxleys Babkins, February 17, 2021, 02:14:08 PM

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If he's dead or dies tomorrow, I think they'll keep it till Sunday to not piss on Captain Tom's funeral, which is bound to get some coverage.

BlodwynPig


Ferris

Quote from: BlodwynPig on February 26, 2021, 07:33:45 PM
guess it doesn't work on safari



Sorry for derailing the thread; this is supposed to be Phil's Big Day.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on February 26, 2021, 07:36:43 PM


Sorry for derailing the thread; this is supposed to be Phil's Big Day.

Thank you, but you've now posted GOATSE

Alberon


BlodwynPig

she's never looked more Swabian.

idunnosomename

i'd love to have a wank at Buckingham Palace

jobotic

^ Christopher Robin went down with Alice
We looked for the King but he never came

BlodwynPig


Quote from: idunnosomename on February 26, 2021, 08:54:20 PM
i'd love to have a wank at Buckingham Palace

The novelty soon fades, as Princess Di would have told you.

dissolute ocelot

Quote from: Phoenix Lazarus on February 26, 2021, 07:24:53 PM
If he's dead or dies tomorrow, I think they'll keep it till Sunday to not piss on Captain Tom's funeral, which is bound to get some coverage.
I bet Phil hates Captn Tom. He'll die deliberately.

idunnosomename

Quote from: Phoenix Lazarus on February 26, 2021, 09:50:19 PM
The novelty soon fades, as Princess Di would have told you.
i'd just like to do it once, wipe it on the curtains and be off

touchingcloth

Quote from: idunnosomename on February 26, 2021, 10:51:53 PM
i'd just like to do it once, wipe it on the curtains and be off

As a palace it has many curtains. I reckon you'd need to do a hundred or more wanks to get to every curtain.

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Quote from: idunnosomename on February 26, 2021, 10:51:53 PM
i'd just like to do it once, wipe it on the curtains and be off

Jet it into the curtains themselves

Mr_Simnock

Quote from: Alberon on February 26, 2021, 08:05:03 PM
flogged horse image

the current trend of photo-shops with that dog in and/or farage etc are starting to make the 'brucie is dead' threads from a while back look fresh and imaginative

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Ah, so you're a Simon Cowell photoshop man then!

Alberon

Quote from: Mr_Simnock on February 28, 2021, 02:28:02 AM
the current trend of photo-shops with that dog in and/or farage etc are starting to make the 'brucie is dead' threads from a while back look fresh and imaginative


Don't care.

But, just for you, here's one on a different theme.



But I refuse to remove fish and chip bag man.

BlodwynPig


#318
Quote from: BlodwynPig on February 28, 2021, 10:37:39 AM


I'm tripping my balls off on acid, so why does just this photo look normal?

BlodwynPig

It came as a text message after I had searched for "Phil Consort Is he dead yet?"

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It loops in an annoying way, however I like how her face turns purple as the blood compresses more.


realistic

JamesTC

Quote from: BlodwynPig on February 28, 2021, 10:51:17 AM
It came as a text message after I had searched for "Phil Consort Is he dead yet?"


Blue Jam

Quote from: Alberon on February 12, 1975, 03:25:29 PM


I'm not even a Star Trek fan but that badge is a wonderful touch. Hats off sir.

What are Vulcans like? Cold, unemotional, alien? There's probably a joke in there somewhere.

Reports of an ambulance leaving the hospital Phil was being treated in.  Apparently considerable pains were taken to obscure the person being placed in it from the press.

Butchers Blind

Quote from: Phoenix Lazarus on March 01, 2021, 11:32:09 AM
Reports of an ambulance leaving the hospital Phil was being treated in.  Apparently considerable pains were taken to obscure the person being placed in it from the press.

What have they been doing to him in there?  Experiments?

Gulftastic

Quote from: Butchers Blind on March 01, 2021, 11:40:22 AM
What have they been doing to him in there?  Experiments?

Phil's head, pig's body.

You'd probably want to hide any patient coming out of there, purely for patient confidentiality, seeing as every camera in London is pointed at the place.

But, yeah, imagine if he died though.

buttgammon

He (allegedly) walked into hospital; if he's leaving in an ambulance, that doesn't exactly make you think he's got any better.

Blue Jam

Quote from: Huxleys Babkins on March 01, 2021, 11:55:54 AM
You'd probably want to hide any patient coming out of there, purely for patient confidentiality, seeing as every camera in London is pointed at the place.

Just standard isn't it? That's why ambulances have tinted windows.

Lots of gammons on Twitter outraged at the lack of privacy here of course. On the day a preview of Prince Harry's Oprah interview has been put out, with him talking about the effects of press intrusion on his mother and why seeing it repeat itself with Meghan made him want to get the fuck out of this country. Sympathy for Phil but mainly sneering for Harry...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-56234900

Blue Jam