Phil The Greek In Hospital

[BlodwynPig]

Just been round my neighbours canvassing opinion on a street party. A right bunch of unpatriotic miseryguts we have here.

Yeh, I ordered 100 quid's worth of Phil related bunting and my house was firebombed the next night!

[Blue Jam]

That's nothing, I went round racially abusing all my neighbours and telling them they were too fat to be astronauts and not a single one of them expressed amusement at these "gaffes". Disrespectful oiks.

[touchingcloth]

How's he getting on? Hope he pulls through xoxox

[Blue Jam]

He'll never be an astronaut.

[shiftwork2]

Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

[JamesTC]

Death isn't the handicap it used to be in the olden days. It doesn't screw your career up like it used to.

[Ferris]

Some joker was on Twitter saying they'd hearse him in a land rover. Just tasteless.

[idunnosomename]

Death isn't the handicap it used to be in the olden days. It doesn't screw your career up like it used to.

*flares nostrils*

[chveik]

How's he getting on? Hope he pulls through xoxox

he's taking some well-deserved rest

[BlodwynPig]

Just heard he's left hospital and is returning to be with the Queen. Even driving home himself

Tabloid ghouls got this shot

[Paul Calf]

w/c

[Pinball]

[shiftwork2]

Thoughts and prayers for a quick recovery.

[BlodwynPig]

Taken to hospital as 'precautionary measure'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-50870869

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40355006

https://www.royal.uk/duke-edinburgh-admitted-hospital-bladder-infection

[touchingcloth]

I have made him a tribute to help him get well as soon as possible:



Recover Intirely Perfectly, His Royal Heart xoxox

[BlodwynPig]

Ive just heard he may be stepping back from Royal duties in the next year or so

[beanheadmcginty]

That fish arrangement looks like goatse

[idunnosomename]

should've put two squid either side really

[touchingcloth]

He's been admitted for a chest infection

https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2008/apr/04/monarchy

The prince suffered a health scare last year, but quickly resumed a busy schedule of engagements and refused to cut back his programme.

He has to take medication regularly and his entourage are on constant alert to take him to hospital instantly if he becomes dizzy or short of breath.

Philip, the patron of the British Heart Foundation, has brushed aside reports of ill-health in the past.

Three years ago, when he suffered bruising to his face after slipping in the bath, he asked a journalist: "Do I look bloody ill?"

Most of the duke's previous ailments and injuries have been sports-related.

He suffered arthritis in his right wrist from playing polo, attempting to dull the pain with Butazolodin, a drug more usually given to lame horses and recommended by his head groom.

It was reported that he stopped taking it because of the side effects.

In 1961, he broke a bone in his left ankle in a collision on the polo field and in 1963, again playing polo, he suffered a gash to his left arm.

Hope it's not COVIDs, thoughts and prayers.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Three years ago, when he suffered bruising to his face after slipping in the bath, he asked a journalist: "Do I look bloody ill?"

Such a quick wit. Hilarious.

THE LEGEND OF BANTER.

[JamesTC]

DEAD SOON

[BlodwynPig]

Wonder what he thinks of Charles' new sweetheart Diana Spencer? Should lift his spirits after the winter of discontent.

[shiftwork2]

Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

[Butchers Blind]

100 this year. Hope he has great day and a letter from the missus.

[chveik]

keep up the good work phil xx

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Can't believe this guy is still alive. How old is he now? Ninety eight?

[idunnosomename]

conspiracy. hes already dead. i think he died a couple of weeks ago actually. i have my sources.

[TrenterPercenter]

He better not have died; I've just ordered a £300 beer to celebrate his centenary!

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Is Mellified Man A Minor Confection?

[JamesTC]

conspiracy. hes already dead. i think he died a couple of weeks ago actually. i have my sources.

Name them, coward.