Phil The Greek In Hospital

[Paul Calf]

Weird Mandela Effect thing - I could have sworn he died a while ago.

[Blumf]

Weird Mandela Effect thing - I could have sworn he died a while ago.

Technically, he was born dead. It just took the best part of a 100 years for the thrashing and screaming to settle down.

[DrGreggles]

Weird Mandela Effect thing - I could have sworn he died a while ago.

You're right. Nelson died in 2013.

[shiftwork2]

Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

[BlodwynPig]

Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

[Alberon]

Speedy wishes for a best recovery.

[Butchers Blind]

Best speedy wishes for a recovery.

[Cold Meat Platter]

I love you Prince Phillips.

[BlodwynPig]

Long live our nobel liege

[JamesTC]

He is a living angle.

[BlodwynPig]

A king amongst men. A warior prinse

[Paul Calf]

Imagine Phil The Greek shambling out of the grave, plodding around to your house in the middle of the night, hammering on the door, demanding in an eldritch shriek that you submit to his jus primae noctis.

Of course, that could only happen if he were dead.

[idunnosomename]

i am hearing from the hospital that they had to remove his bones. however, it would seem he is good spirits, and on target for publicly delivering a racial slur by Michaelmas.

[BlodwynPig]

... was about to say "look at this chump"

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

i am hearing from the hospital that they had to remove his bones.

any word on what they're doing with the old bones?

[poodlefaker]

Great to see him at Royal Ascot last week, smiling and waving to the crowds. Such a tonic.

[Butchers Blind]

"Knowing Phil will be watching is just the impetus this England team needs tonight, Clive".

[thecuriousorange]

Who would have thought the entire British media - and Twitter - were all Verbwhores?

That big Prince Philip death hoax in April was hilarious and inspired. The only problem is that, now, the usual CaB celeb death threads won't cut it anymore.

[DrGreggles]

Hope he pulls through.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

this cunt dead yet

[BlodwynPig]

Can i be the very first to wish him my thoughts and prayers for a speedy recovery

[Paul Calf]

Prince Philip DEAD...






















...chuffed that the England football team are in the knockout stages of the Euros, qualifying as group winners.

[BlodwynPig]

Bang out if order. Just not on. Lowering the tone.

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Phil's reaction to England players taking the knee being black

[Cold Meat Platter]

Spotted cantering through Kensington Gardens in a mech suit.

[shiftwork2]

All the best for a speedy recovery.

[BlodwynPig]

I echo that.

[idunnosomename]

any word on what they're doing with the old bones?

our next prime minister

[Cold Meat Platter]

Good Lord I love being British.

[BlodwynPig]

They're having an exhibition of his stolen trinkets from 'his globetrotting career'. Must be a bit miffed as i know he hates that sort if thing

[buttgammon]

They're having an exhibition of his stolen trinkets from 'his globetrotting career'. Must be a bit miffed as i know he hates that sort if thing

No wonder he's pretending to be ill so he doesn't have to cut the ribbon!