Phil The Greek In Hospital

[idunnosomename]

so many wonderful tributes here:

https://twitter.com/TelegraphRoyals/status/1440233605733650440/retweets/with_comments

can't wait till you get back to work at your desk [nb]squirting mustard[nb]ejaculating cum[/nb][/nb]

[mothman]

https://twitter.com/telegraphroyals/status/1440233614269054977

So as a wedding gift, his new in-laws gave him a picture of... themselves..? That is next-level trolling. I'd like to think that in his heyday he had it placed where their photographic majesties could have a ringside view of him shagging all his mistresses.

[DrGreggles]

Hope he pulls through.

[ImmaculateClump]

This seems particularly insensitive considering he's been dead for 17 years.



Imagine his son or daughter waking up to that.

[touchingcloth]

It could have been worse.

[touchingcloth]

It could have been far worse.

[ImmaculateClump]

Haha, that took me a while :D

"Is it a bird, is it a plane, no it's ... oh actually, it is a plane .... It's getting awfully close"

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

[touchingcloth]

It wasn't Christopher Reece's 69th birthday, was it? He died at 52.

[Shit Good Nose]

I hope there's enough petrol for his private ambulance.

[Alberon]

His Royal Majesticness doesn't need commoner petrol!

[Shit Good Nose]

His Royal Majesticness doesn't need commoner petrol!

Royal spunk straight from the royal cock.


Is suggestion of royal beastiality an offence?

[idunnosomename]

Hope he pulls off.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

this cunt dead yet

[Blumf]

this cunt dead yet

No news is good news

[Cold Meat Platter]

No news is good news

Good news is good news though.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Good thread, this.

[idunnosomename]

hope he thrulls poo.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

" Hope he pulls Koo"
I'm quoting top Jeanette Charles lookalike The Queen , when rooting for her son Andew, when he was after that struggling American actress whose slim CV included the role of a bridesmaid in the opening scene of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show", circa 1982 ( more innocent tmes).

[Shit Good Nose]

[touchingcloth]

Godspeed, majesty xxx

[Pavlov`s Dog`s Dad`s Dead]

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

oh noble majester(s) x

[shiftwork2]

State of that pair of cunts in the back.

[Ferris]

oh noble majester(s) x

Stayed in an Airbnb in Edinburgh 5 or 6 years ago and the toilet was some giant Victorian contraption with "THE MAGISTER" emblazoned on the side in huge gold letters. More than once after a perfectly reasonable jobby the thing started whirring and threatening to explode.

As a result "magister" has become shorthand in our house for a low quality appliance and/or something being full of shit.

Ok cheers.

[idunnosomename]

after a perfectly reasonable jobby

a likely story

[Ferris]

a likely story

They were in the normal range, let's leave it there.

[touchingcloth]

Stayed in an Airbnb in Edinburgh 5 or 6 years ago and the toilet was some giant Victorian contraption with "THE MAGISTER" emblazoned on the side in huge gold letters. More than once after a perfectly reasonable jobby the thing started whirring and threatening to explode.

Fill designed his own one of these - as well as the gold lettering the device was a lovely dark green colour, and was longer than the standard models. Are prince is extremely ingenious and bright, a real inventor.

I happen to agree with the previous poster. I don't think any of us are buying the idea that any of your shites have ever been in "the normal range", not for humans at least.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Yeah, we're going to need to know a bit more about this shite. Length, girth, Bristol chart grading, etc.

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

Stayed in an Airbnb in Edinburgh 5 or 6 years ago and the toilet was some giant Victorian contraption with "THE MAGISTER" emblazoned on the side in huge gold letters. More than once after a perfectly reasonable jobby the thing started whirring and threatening to explode.

As a result "magister" has become shorthand in our house for a low quality appliance and/or something being full of shit.

Ok cheers.

haha. it's probably because of the bfg that i've always referred to the royals as the majesters. it's such a pleasing word to say especially if it triggers a little david jason voice inside yer skull