The New Ron?

[DrGreggles]

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Ron 360

[Johnny Yesno]

...Ron, Ron, The New Ron, Ron.

[shiftwork2]

Deffo been choking his old-aged chicken to the tune of £2782 [nb]if we assume that price rise was halfway through his relationship with the channel.[/nb]  But the narrative is incomplete and worrying as his wife may have left him, or dumped him in a bin.  Needs loyal Ann.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

The audit trail appears to implicate the shadowy Gerontology Research Group

[Marner and Me]

So much free porn on the internet, why bother?

[Inspector Norse]

So much free porn on the internet, why bother?

Didn't you read the article? They got this porn paid for by Barclaycard. Free porn and sticking it to the bankers!

[Ptolemy Ptarmigan]

'Videotext services' - an anagram of 'TV sex deceit is over'. 😢

[Johnny Yesno]

'Videotext services' - an anagram of 'TV sex deceit is over'. 😢

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[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

So much free porn on the internet, why bother?

I bet he subscribed to something in 2004 and forgot about it, and its been auto-renewing ever since.

[BlodwynPig]

So much free porn on the internet, why bother?

The niche stuff is on the paid-for channels now.

[DrGreggles]

The niche stuff is on the paid-for channels now.

It's spelt 'nice'.

[BlodwynPig]

I bet he subscribed to something in 2004 and forgot about it, and its been auto-renewing ever since.

According to wikipedia Chris Evans was inactive in 2004.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I want to know what's happened to those solar panels. Did they find themselves with happy new owners, or not?

[shiftwork2]

I bet he subscribed to something in 2004 and forgot about it, and its been auto-renewing ever since.

Check out the gaslight spell of Ron 2.  Yes it's totally credible that twenty quid went out of this pensioner's bank account every month for 17 years and he was cigs whatever.

[Blumf]

Check out the gaslight spell of Ron 2.  Yes it's totally credible that twenty quid went out of this pensioner's bank account every month for 17 years and he was cigs whatever.

You see, whenever he held the CC bill to read it, his thumb covered the item.

By happy coincidence, when his wife finally got her hands on the statement, her thumb covered up an entry for 150 quid on anal dilators.

[St_Eddie]

There but for the grace of God go I... jerking myself off into a state of pure bliss like some kind of rabid spider monkey behind my wife's naive back.

[Icehaven]

I bet he subscribed to something in 2004 and forgot about it, and its been auto-renewing ever since.

Or he's been trying to cancel, but if it's so difficult for the consumer help journo to even find out the company's name or how to contact them then it must have been impossible for the poor bastard himself, and he's been waiting seventeen years for his wife to finally notice these strange transactions. Waiting by the postbox every month when the credit card bill's due, wondering if this will be the day.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Incidentally, gaslighting was a sexual fetish akin to fartboxing that Ron2 was into.

[Mr Trumpet]

Didn't you read the article? They got this porn paid for by Barclaycard. Free porn and sticking it to the bankers!

A modern-day folk hero

[Tony Tony Tony]

Didn't you read the article? They got this porn paid for by Barclaycard. Free porn and sticking it to the bankers!

I hope it was bankers in the actual videos.

Or he's been trying to cancel, but if it's so difficult for the consumer help journo to even find out the company's name or how to contact them then it must have been impossible for the poor bastard himself, and he's been waiting seventeen years for his wife to finally notice these strange transactions. Waiting by the postbox every month when the credit card bill's due, wondering if this will be the day.

Silly sod. Do what I do and go paperless, so unless Mrs TTT opens my phone with my face whilst I am sleeping I can continue to bash my bishop with impunity.

[thenoise]

Didn't you read the article? They got this porn paid for by Barclaycard. Free porn and sticking it to the bankers!

Be funny if it turns out to be a lone thirty something loser who decided to come up with a ruse to get his porn money back.

Will probably brag about it under a pseudonym on that shitty martin lewis forum.

[St_Eddie]

Kenneth Williams referred to having a wank in his diary as "having a Barclays".  Hmm...

[Retinend]

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I wonder whether customer care workers at Barclays have a template text ready to go for such occasions, or whether this was a spur-of-the-moment wank-bailout.

[Tony Tony Tony]

Kenneth Williams referred to having a wank in his diary as "having a Barclays".  Hmm...

Reckon we can add 'Doing a Ron, Ron Ron' to the long list of euphemisms for having a palm shandy.

Don't seem to be many for the Laydeez though. Best I ever heard was 'doing the Kit-Kat shuffle' adding this was available with two fingers or four.

[Jittlebags]

Don't seem to be many for the Laydeez though. Best I ever heard was 'doing the Kit-Kat shuffle' adding this was available with two fingers or four.

Gusset Typing.

[JamesTC]

Reckon we can add 'Doing a Ron, Ron Ron' to the long list of euphemisms for having a palm shandy.

Don't seem to be many for the Laydeez though. Best I ever heard was 'doing the Kit-Kat shuffle' adding this was available with two fingers or four.

Women can give themselves a good Anning.

[touchingcloth]

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Seconded, and tripled. Astonishing. I am LITERALLY astonished.

[touchingcloth]

Reckon we can add 'Doing a Ron, Ron Ron' to the long list of euphemisms for having a palm shandy.

Don't seem to be many for the Laydeez though. Best I ever heard was 'doing the Kit-Kat shuffle' adding this was available with two fingers or four.

I never understood what "hand shandy" is supposed be a reference to. Is shandy in there just because it has the word "hand" in it? If so, why not just call it a shandy but emphasise the hand? Is there something called something like "ham shandy"? If so, why not just let me be sick in my fucking mouth?

[St_Eddie]

I never understood what "hand shandy" is supposed be a reference to. Is shandy in there just because it has the word "hand" in it? If so, why not just call it a shandy but emphasise the hand? Is there something called something like "ham shandy"? If so, why not just let me be sick in my fucking mouth?

Seems fairly self-explanatory to me.  Surely it's referring to the white froth at the top of a glass of shandy and making a comparison with spunk (i.e. you're shaking your hand to produce your own "froth").  The reason it's shandy and not say, beer or any other frothy drink is because hand rhymes with shand(y).