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President Senile Piece of Shit John Biden

Started by chveik, February 19, 2021, 04:39:40 PM

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EOLAN

Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on May 20, 2021, 02:34:04 PM
What an obnoxious man: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-57180675

Not quite an audience with Alan Partridge, but telling the audience off for not clapping (and then trying to shame them) is a bit wanky.

No wonder they didn't clap. His delivery was very clunky and he left out the word "which" that made his statement quite nonsensical. Even the forced round of applause he got was pretty lousy.

Did he attribute the speech was from Reagan. I guess he is moving on from living Neil Kinnock's life at least.

Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on May 20, 2021, 02:34:04 PM
What an obnoxious man: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-57180675

Not quite an audience with Alan Partridge, but telling the audience off for not clapping (and then trying to shame them) is a bit wanky.


C_Larence

Joked about running over a reporter who asked if she could ask a question about Israel. Imagine if Trump etc

Dex Sawash


There is probably an OK joke in there somewhere, maybe it kills at the callback

idunnosomename


idunnosomename

THE HARD NUCLEUS AROUND THE NAVY FORKS IN GRAVY BOWL

chveik



steve98

Trump-lovers are tryin' to make something of Hunter Biden's emails to his lawyer, in which he uses the word "nigga". It's bollocks of course: just a rich white twat banterin' with his rich white lawyer, but it might be interesting to see if Trump reacts to it.

I'm thinking he won't comment because that might remind people of the rumoured existence of out-takes from The Apprentice, where he (presumably bantering) calls a black contestant "nigga", and other unsavoury stuff... And  Bezos might soon get his grubby paws on said out-takes.

Video Game Fan 2000

"Excuse me, you tired poor and huddled masses? I'm speaking"

Video Game Fan 2000

Quote from: steve98 on June 09, 2021, 12:43:35 PM
I'm thinking he won't comment because that might remind people of the rumoured existence of out-takes from The Apprentice, where he (presumably bantering) calls a black contestant "n**a", and other unsavoury stuff... And  Bezos might soon get his grubby paws on said out-takes.

American liberals are so ineffectual with this stuff that the probable reason we've never seen or heard the Trump N-Word tape is that it would never have mattered.

The news had live audio of Trump admitting to sexual assault and it mattered for all of a weekend until libs decided to use it for a bunch of tasteless girlbossery and doing social media owns on the supporters of a left candidate of their own party who dropped out two months before.

steve98

A Republican Congressman asks a Forestry Service worker if it's possible to combat climate change by (I can't believe I'm typing this) "altering the orbit of the moon and/or the Earth." She says she'll "have to look into it," and she'll get back to him. Hey ho.

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1402757408208961537


idunnosomename

new CaB cunts dropped



funny how Bozza looks more shitty and decrepit than the 78-year-old really

Fambo Number Mive

Why does Biden have his eyes closed? Is it because he is so near Johnson?


Dex Sawash


steve98

Johnson's copied Trump's no-crease, trackie-bottom look, but Biden's got a really smart pair of trousers with a real zip and a fabulous crease.

bgmnts

Can someone photoshop in some handcuffs and one of them holding a hacksaw? Cheers.

EOLAN

Quote from: idunnosomename on June 10, 2021, 11:23:41 PM
new CaB cunts dropped



funny how Bozza looks more shitty and decrepit than the 78-year-old really

Wow I can't believe what I see in that picture. BOJO looks like he hasn't spent five minutes purposefully  ruffling and scruffing up his hair before this photoshoot.

Fambo Number Mive

Johnson also looks a bit confused. Maybe he's just found out Biden is a robot.

pcsjwgm

Brazen.

Quote from: Biden
"How would it be if the United States were viewed by the rest of the world as interfering with the elections directly of other countries and everybody knew it? What would it be like if we engaged in activities that he engaged in? It diminishes the standing of a country."
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1405219989712424966


EOLAN

Anybody got a spare few hundred thousand dollars to buy some Hunter Biden art. A snip at such prices. Surely his pure (untrained) talent is worth every cent and no way trying to cash in on the father's presidency.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-57786303

Fambo Number Mive

I know the Garrison crowd are always criticising Hunter Biden, but I agree with Walter Shaub on this. I've never seen any of Hunter Biden's art, but I wonder if the art would sell for hundreds of thousands of dollars if it hadn't been painted by Joe Biden's son.

Old Nehamkin

https://twitter.com/NikkiMcR/status/1415788437051949068?s=20

QuoteBiden: Communism is a failed system, universally failed system. And I don't see socialism as a very useful substitute.


hes da new fdr

ajsmith2

Not that stoked about posting this link as it's from a right leaning source, but here's some mildly noteworthy completely senile Biden gibberish from a day ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN_FoVi7Ay0

Of course it's not really that noteworthy as the guy before was burbling similar literal nonsense (just sold with a tad more conviction and oomph) for the preceding 4 years, but thought I should flag it up just in the interests of balance. The thing is, the hosts are wondering why this isn't reported on more and true, it's partly because of liberal media biases protecting Biden, bit it's also more pertinently due to 4 years of the antecedent fat fuck lubing us up to accept such presidential babbling as entirely unremarkable, if not the new expected standard of behaviour.

pcsjwgm

Mass deportation of migrants without due process:
Quote
A federal judge Thursday blocked the Biden administration from exercising a Trump-era policy that allows the U.S. to quickly expel migrants without giving them the chance to apply for asylum.

That provision of U.S. health law, known as Title 42, was first implemented in March 2020 around the start of the coronavirus pandemic. Critics accused the Trump administration of using it as a pretext to effectively shutter the nation's borders.

The Biden administration, however, renewed the policy last month, when the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced that the measure would stay in effect until the risk of people who aren't U.S. citizens introducing Covid by crossing the borders with Mexico and Canada "has ceased to be a serious danger to the public health."

More than 1.1 million migrants have been expelled under Title 42 since the policy went into effect at the start of the pandemic, according to data from U.S. Customs and Border Protection.

Under Trump, more than 444,000 migrants were sent back using the law. Since Biden took office in January, more than 690,000 migrants have been expelled through Title 42.
https://www.cnbc.com/2021/09/16/judge-orders-us-to-stop-expelling-migrants-under-title-42-health-law.html

chveik


EOLAN

Quote from: chveik on October 01, 2021, 06:38:23 PM
piece of shit is actually pretty mild

But Psaki and Co. sound like they superficially care about the treatment of refugees, and of course that is what matters.