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Wallace and Gromit except cheese is routinely mentioned
« on: February 22, 2021, 11:43:05 PM »
“Cheeeeese!  That’s it!!  We’ll go somewhere where there’s cheese!!”

“What’s wrong with Wensleydale??”

(waking up from a dream) “That was lovely cheese!!”

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Re: Wallace and Gromit except cheese is routinely mentioned
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2021, 01:35:36 AM »
I don't get it, that's just normal Wallace & Gromit.

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Re: Wallace and Gromit except cheese is routinely mentioned
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2021, 02:02:57 AM »
Wijngaard and Gorgonzola?


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Re: Wallace and Gromit except cheese is routinely mentioned
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2021, 05:30:37 AM »
"Fucking love cheese me, Grommers"

"Me too, best mate. Me too"

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« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2021, 07:50:33 AM »
Everyone knows the mooon’s made of cheese!”

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« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2021, 07:52:11 AM »
I don't get it, that's just normal Wallace & Gromit.

This is actually a rookie error.

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« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2021, 11:01:43 AM »
“Mmmmm I do fancy a pleasing wedge of Gorgonzola”

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Re: Wallace and Gromit except cheese is routinely mentioned
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2021, 11:14:11 AM »
“Gromit shall we consume some cheddar?”

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« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2021, 11:40:26 AM »
WALLACE scratches around in his Y-fronts

WALLACE: You know what my favourite type of cheese is Gromit?

GROMIT, who cannot speak, holds up a pack of Edam

WALLACE: No

GROMIT holds up a pack of Wesleydale

WALLACE: No

GROMIT shrugs using his legs.

WALLACE (throws his underpants up in the air): KNOB CHEESE

GROMIT rolls his eyes and goes outside.

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« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2021, 11:57:01 AM »
Gromit is put down after becoming very ill from a diet consisting purely of cheese and crackers. A devastated Wallace buys a parrot and pumps it full of Primula.

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Re: Wallace and Gromit except cheese is routinely mentioned
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2021, 03:18:01 PM »
WALLACE: I quite fancy some cheeeese, Gromit, cheeeese.

GROMIT: For fuck's sake mate, get a fucking grip. You're obsessed with cheese mate fuck.

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Re: Wallace and Gromit except cheese is routinely mentioned
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2021, 03:31:43 PM »
It's the cheese trousers, Gromit, and they've gone cheesy!

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