Labour Party - Any other leader would be 20 points ahead

[Buelligan]

Luckily, no one's ever made a joke like that about Ian Austin.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Keir Starmer says the monarchy is "the one institution for which the faith of the British people has never faltered."

https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/1381606438141890562

he's so shit at this

[idunnosomename]

here's a video

https://twitter.com/BBCPolitics/status/1381611430437400586

I like the way he says DOOK DOV DEDINBRUGH like a dalek

[Video Game Fan 2000]

This is an outrageous betrayal. You expect formality not supplication.

I like the way he says DOOK DOV DEDINBRUGH like a dalek

I like the "nation we hope to be at our best" bit because he goes straight from a bad impressionist's Tony Blair with the head gesture to a playground NYER NYER NA NYER cadence.

[Sebastian Cobb]

lol he actually worked a 'gold award' gag in. fuck me it just gets worse.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Like a painting!

Rory Bremner doing Tony Blair and Nelson Muntz at the same time.

[Ferris]

lol he actually worked a 'gold award' gag in. fuck me it just gets worse.

Feel physically ill.

"This is what those morons want isn't it? Hmm? This'll get the shitmunchers cheering in their flat-roofed pubs! I can practically taste the credible second place finish in Stoke North."

[idunnosomename]

"like his painting"

i've never heard that he painted. you think i wouldve done because ive heard a lot about the cunt last couple days

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Three rooms!
Two coats!
One afternoon!

[Buelligan]

Just dribble.  Weird insincere embarrassing prick.

[idunnosomename]

i thought this cunt was supposed to be like Cicero. why does he sound like such a wally.

Speaker: Sir Keir Starmer.

Keir Starmer: HERP DE DERP DE DIDDLY DERP DEE DOO

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Speaker: Sir Keir Starmer
Keir Starmer: [the Cartoons cover of Witch Doctor Song starts playing from a tiny speaker inside his mouth]

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

https://fabians.org.uk/the-next-year-of-keir/

Here is a survey. I am sure you would care to complete it, as I have done.

I look forward to them declaring it invalid because the public selected Jeremy Corbyn again.

[Zetetic]

Keir Starmer says the monarchy is "the one institution for which the faith of the British people has never faltered."

https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/1381606438141890562

he's so shit at this

Disgusting - I've complained to Party HQ and demanded an explanation as to why Kier hates both the troops and police now.

[idunnosomename]

[Sebastian Cobb]

Harriet Harman's lost it as well.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Urgh not only a fucking shit take but a stale yesterday's chip paper one too. Peak Harman.

[pigamus]

Harriet Harman is thicker than a submarine door

[Video Game Fan 2000]

50% of timeline smash the white patriarchy
50% of timeline stop disrepecting the aristocracy

i'm glad the corbyn period of cognitive dissonance is over

[Fambo Number Mive]

I've filled in that Fabian survey.

NEW: Keir Starmer says the tabloid press coverage of Meghan Markle is NOT racist

Via @thesundaytimes

How long before he poses with the Sun like Ed Miliband? Maybe he'll appear naked on Page 3.

[Kelvin]

Ed Miliband was ten times the man Starmer is, and he was still useless.

[lipsink]

Isn't it so funny (well, not really) that Starmer was seen as the competent, grown up in the room and he's so fucking shite and incompetent at literally fucking everything. I can't imagine him being able to open a packet of crisps without fucking it up.

[Sebastian Cobb]

It does beg the question just how long has he been failing upwards? Most people tend to rise to their level of incompetence but if you've got enough privilege and backing...

[NoSleep]

It does beg the question just how long has he been failing upwards?

He takes instruction really well; this is all somebody else's idea and they're probably thrilled with the results.

[Buelligan]

This ^.

[Pink Gregory]

https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/1381606438141890562

he's so shit at this

ha ha what.  It's almost like he's *trying* to be this shit.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

He takes instruction really well; this is all somebody else's idea and they're probably thrilled with the results.

Yes, Cameron with legal training.

[BlodwynPig]

[Johnny Yesno]

This doesn't look good for Corbyn.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Yes, Cameron with legal training.

Cameron was a lot better at the thing even though the thing was still obvious and terrible.