Topic: Tastes/smells like it's working

[Fr.Bigley]

JEYES. FUCKING. FLUID.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Should just be called "PISS NEUTRALISER".

[Fr.Bigley]

Should just be called "PISS NEUTRALISER".

A stalwart of the "washing your outside step" in my neck of the woods...Covers up any bad smell...with a better one. mmmmm toxic.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

JEYES. FUCKING. FLUID.

A to-the-point brand name for a lubricant. Fair play.

[Marner and Me]

Parafin
Bitchumen

[JaDanketies]

Once I put Deep Heat cream on my balls. Once was enough.

[Marner and Me]

Once I put Deep Heat cream on my balls. Once was enough.

To kinky was it

[flotemysost]

Bitchumen

Putting the crude in crude oil.

Agree though, any sort of fresh road tarmac aroma is fucking glorious.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

I had a similar experience after accidentally eating some Winalot. My mouth tasted of Clement Freud's (Barry - snip!)

I don't understand the comparison. Did you lick your dog?

[flotemysost]

I bought some Dettol with Choroxylenol in it recently. Gave my phone a quick wipe with some on a cloth earlier, hours ago, and my flat still smells of it. Fucking love it.

[Marner and Me]

Fags, you smell someone smoking one of them and you know it's working like a fucker

[Norton Canes]

Been using arnica gel on my sore shoulder lately, mmm yes the sickly-sweet aroma of arnica, seems almost luscious and syrupy enough to drink... then I realised I was getting a massive hit off the ethanol. It's basically just an alcohol rub.

[thenoise]

My Dad came back from a business trip to Japan with a mini tube of Japanese toothpaste. Tasted like mixed herbs. Strangely low key, and delicious. Nobody else would touch the stuff but I loved it.

[Dex Sawash]

Wife got a new aromatherapy spritzer. Did not confirm if smell matched the label.