Author Topic: If you could invite any five people (living or deceased) to a dinner party, who?  (Read 894 times)


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Yeah it's that dinner party (dinner parties, remember those?) classic:

If you could invite any five people (living or dead) to a dinner party, who would they be?

And include what you would ask them.

  • Mohamed - "Where did you see the world ending up because of your ideas, in the best case scenario? What do you think about what actually happened?"
  • Jesus - same questions
  • Somerset Maugham - "What do you think about what happened to literary fiction between the wars that Burgess ended up having the last laugh?"
  • John Lennon - "Since it all ended the way it ended, are you now just yourself in the moment that it ended? do you want a cup of tea? What was it like dying?[1]
  • Paul McCartney - I would just let the two of them talk and listen carefully, here.

I'm posting this in Shelf Abuse (therefore I crowbared in figure from literature I really admire) only because in General Bullshit you would just get silly responses. If you want, try limiting it to literary examples. But don't feel obliged to list any literary people at all if you don't want to.
 1. "I'm not being funny or anything, but if I was just shot and then sent into the future I would want to talk to somebody about it - I'm Retinend, by the way."


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Did I post this in GBS by accident? >_>

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1. Clement Attlee - be fascinating to discuss the process of how the Welfare State was created.
2. Kier Starmer - for Clement Attlee to tell off. I'd also tell him that if he didn't do a better job of opposing the Government he wouldn't be invited to another dinner party.
3. Linda Smith - very funny person and very decent, a great loss to comedy. Would be good at criticising Kier Starmer.
4. Steve Martin - I expect he would be very funny
5. Miranda Hart - she would also be very funny and seems very nice.


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Mary Wollstoncraft
Elizabeth I
Jesus Christ


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Pol Pot
Idi Amin
Augusto Pinochet
Benito Mussolini
Adolf Hitler

Mr Banlon

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John Cassavetes
Richard Burton
Orson Welles
Humphrey Bogart
Al Lewis

A boozy evening of tall-tales and one-upmanship


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Henrik Larsson.
Jerry Sadowirz.
Stephen Pastel.
And a couple of women. Ones I fancy.


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Sam Torrence
Burger Barry
Julius Caesar
Levi Roots

Keir Starmer
Tom Watson
Ian Austin
David Evans
Thomas Mair


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Alan Brooke, 1st Viscount Alanbrooke, CIGS
Napoleon Bonaparte
Alexander the Great
Stewart Lee
Angela Scanlon


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Why would you invite these people?


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Stew won’t come.


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Angela can ask the questions and do that look them up and down thing she does.