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Farage for £60

Started by Butchers Blind, March 07, 2021, 08:56:49 PM

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Butchers Blind

https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/1368625149264748545?s=19

Yes, for £60 you can have a personal message from Nigel.
https://www.cameo.com/nigelfarage

What would your Farage message be?

Wonderful Butternut

I'd ask him to say that Brexit was a massive mistake and that he's a complete wanker.

Just to see is he desperate enough for the £60 to do it.

frajer

His Cameo bio:

QuoteThey call me Mr Brexit... some people say I am controversial, and I couldn't care less. Other people say there goes that braying anus, I'd pay him £60.00 to shut his fucking gob for once. Could not care less.

BlodwynPig

Nice to see 'celebrities' have essentially been reduced to cheap whores by years of Reality TV and digitalisation of mass media.

BlodwynPig


Inspector Norse

QuoteThey call me Mr Brexit

Tell me fantastic
Touch me on me back she says I'm Mr Ro...mantic


Mmmm... Mr Lover Lover

JamesTC

He's £12.75 cheaper than Basil Brush.

Captain Z

I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and... I like to kiss my own butt.

Fambo Number Mive

Je m'apelle Nigel. Je suis un grande cul.

I think having to speak French would make his head finally explode.

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on March 07, 2021, 09:38:20 PM
Je m'apelle Nigel. Je suis un grande cul.

I think having to speak French would make his head finally explode.
His wife is German. I bet he doesn't know a word of German.

idunnosomename

i want to see up his anus

Cold Meat Platter


Butchers Blind

Hang on, it was £60, he's now put it up to £67.50. Maybe he's priced himself too cheap.

Paul Calf

Quote from: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on March 07, 2021, 09:52:41 PM
His wife is German. I bet he doesn't know a word of German.

He knows some German...

https://www.channel4.com/news/nigel-farage-ukip-letter-school-concerns-racism-fascism

QuoteYet another colleague described how, at a Combined Cadet Force (CCF) camp organised by the college, Farage and others had marched through a quiet Sussex village very late at night shouting Hitler-youth songs."

Fambo Number Mive

Quote from: Butchers Blind on March 07, 2021, 10:41:06 PM
Hang on, it was £60, he's now put it up to £67.50. Maybe he's priced himself too cheap.

Maybe he saw this thread and actually thought some of us were interested.

I like.how exact his pricing is. £68 a bit too much, but £67 would be practically giving it away. Make it £67.50.

Dex Sawash

Maybe he set his price in Euros and the change is just the pound collapsing

JamesTC

Probably to do with Cameo's cut. So he gets the full £60 per video and the rest goes to Cameo.

Marner and Me

He's got a lot to live upto, Naked Martin is my favourite

Buelligan

Two pound ten a tit and a fiver for his arse.

dissolute ocelot

How much do I get for the £60? I'd like to hire him to read the Koran, and then refuse to pay him because he used a funny voice in the bit about the cow.

thenoise

Can we hire him to read out some bollocks that we can edit, Nicholas Parsons in Brass Eye style?

Butchers Blind

Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on March 07, 2021, 10:45:37 PM
Maybe he saw this thread and actually thought some of us were interested.

I like.how exact his pricing is. £68 a bit too much, but £67 would be practically giving it away. Make it £67.50.

£75 now! Regretting not getting in at that low entry price.

Zero Gravitas

Eurgh, that's a rather nasty skylight insertion isn't it?

Paul Calf

If we could get 10 million people to chip in a quid to give to Farage as long as he just fucked off forever, do we think it'd work?

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Paul Calf on March 09, 2021, 06:22:41 AM
If we could get 10 million people to chip in a quid to give to Farage as long as he just fucked off forever, do we think it'd work?

The man is a walking ego. He's hear to stay unless he does a Kilroy in a shopping centre.

Buelligan

Quote from: Paul Calf on March 09, 2021, 06:22:41 AM
If we could get 10 million people to chip in a quid to give to Farage as long as he just fucked off forever, do we think it'd work?

Pretty much exactly as it has been working.

Dex Sawash


frajer

How much Farage do I get for £75.00?

Oh that's far too much Farage.  Look, if I Kofi you a fiver, will you shave an eyebrow off?

idunnosomename

check out this dunce

https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1369268356457652228

lol owned somehow by giving him money and saying some meaningless babble

Paul Calf

It's going to go 'viral' isn't it? Thousands of people are going to give him money to say "LOL BREXITS ARE GOOD AKSHUALLY!"