Farage for £60

[Johnny Yesno]

Conkers says 'He really didn't foresee something like this happening? :crylaugh:'

Oh, Conkers. We need to have a talk about grifters.

[SteveDave]

check out this dunce

https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1369268356457652228

lol owned somehow by giving him money and saying some meaningless babble

This is how you do it without doing it

https://twitter.com/hassan_akkad/status/1369180389462450176?s=20

[Johnny Yesno]

This is how you do it without doing it

https://twitter.com/hassan_akkad/status/1369180389462450176?s=20

Haha! That's great. So, there are limits to what he'll say for money after all.

[frajer]

This is how you do it without doing it

https://twitter.com/hassan_akkad/status/1369180389462450176?s=20

Heh, superb. The Farage Denial.

[Paul Calf]

I won't be able to get him to say 'I'm wanking for coins' then? Shame.

[Sebastian Cobb]

I'll say that for 60 quid if you like.

[BlodwynPig]

check out this dunce

https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1369268356457652228

lol owned somehow by giving him money and saying some meaningless babble

the beige centre's idea of bantz

[Head Gardener]

Mark Radcliffe for £22.50 seems cheap https://www.cameo.com/radclm43

[Johnny Yesno]

Mark Radcliffe for £22.50 seems cheap https://www.cameo.com/radclm43

Yay! Thanks. I have been trying for days to think of who it was that said he was in Skrewdriver before they were racist. I knew if I waited long enough, the CaB hivemind would deliver. Now I have to remember which thread it is where this is relevant information.

[evilcommiedictator]

Guardian/Observer luvvies showing true class solidarity by giving Nige money

[Cuellar]

Do these complete cretins never fucking learn.

[The Dog]

Stroke - £50
Fetch Stick/Ball - £100
Full Pet Experience - £200/day

PM me if interested.

[Johnny Yesno]

I'd pay you £50 if you could cause Farage to have a stroke.

[AliasTheCat]

I'd pay you £50 if you could cause Farage to have a stroke.

Don't worry, I'm sure he's only days away from unveiling his Only Fans account.

[Ambient Sheep]

Yay! Thanks. I have been trying for days to think of who it was that said he was in Skrewdriver before they were racist.

You, apparently, having just been beaten to it by Ballad. :-)

I knew if I waited long enough, the CaB hivemind would deliver. Now I have to remember which thread it is where this is relevant information.

Googling Mark Radcliffe Skrewdriver site:cookdandbombd.co.uk brings up lots of results that I can't be arsed to look at; that was just the first hit.

[Johnny Yesno]

You, apparently, having just been beaten to it by Ballad. :-)

Hahaha, fuck. Confirmation that I've turned into one of those old timers that repeats themselves over and over and has no memory of it.

Googling Mark Radcliffe Skrewdriver site:cookdandbombd.co.uk brings up lots of results that I can't be arsed to look at; that was just the first hit.

But your link mentions Suggs, which reminded me of why I was trying to think of Radcliffe in the first place:

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,85487.0.html

Case solved, detetcive. Many thanks.

[Dusty Substance]

check out this dunce

https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/status/1369268356457652228

lol owned somehow by giving him money and saying some meaningless babble

I saw this doing the rounds on Twitter and genuinely don't understand why she thinks it's so funny.

Am I right in assuming what she made Farage say is some sort of code or metaphor? Is the "black moments" line meant to be a racist dog whistle?

I don't get it at all, but she seems pretty pleased with handing over sixty quid to Happy Shopper Mosley, so I hope it was worth it.

[Cuellar]

It really is shit isn't it. Morons in the replies going "omg I cannot BELIEVE he said that!!!"

Said WHAT? Christ.

[Fambo Number Mive]

£63 is a lot of money to most people, they'd balk at spending it on a message from a celeb they like. Yet CC gave it to a celeb she hates. Maybe to her it doesn't seem like a lot of money. Even throwing the money down an actual drain would have been more ethical than giving it to Farage.

[frajer]

She would have been better burning it like a low-budget KLF.

[Butchers Blind]

Money for jam. Maybe we should set up a CaB account. All your favourites from the webs No1 phimosis and bald hangout.
Message for an ill relative? "Ha Ha. Dead soon" etc.

[Butchers Blind]

https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/1393989749023678469?s=19

What a prize. I expect everyone here to jump on this.

[idunnosomename]

christ. if i can get travel from the north to the capital and accom for a jolly with a mate, and just suffer one pint telling frogface he's a cunt, id do it

[mothman]

Also, this is a must register. It would be awful if loads of people were forecasted to attend but none did.

https://twitter.com/tim_burgess/status/1394020567943204873?s=21

[idunnosomename]

ed balls is on his way

[DrGreggles]

As is Gettifer Kun-Artsicant.

[H-O-W-L]

The only good one of these I've seen is when they got him to recite Among Us and Poggers and Sneed memes, clearly baffling him as he glanced around nervously while letting the words escape his throat, like he was worried he was actually openly swearing fealty to the Reich via code. Even then the person who did it was a cunt for giving him money.

[easytarget]

£75 now! Regretting not getting in at that low entry price.

This is exactly like that Cryptocurrency thread that I don't understand.

[SpiderChrist]

christ. if i can get travel from the north to the capital and accom for a jolly with a mate, and just suffer one pint telling frogface he's a cunt, id do it

Nope. Too much effort for that fascist cunt. I reckon as soon as you slagged him, there's be some way of denying you your prize.

[Paul Calf]

His Cameo bio:

They call me Mr Brexit... some people say I am controversial, and I couldn't care less. Other people say there goes that braying anus, I'd pay him £60.00 to shut his fucking gob for once. Could not care less.

"So if people think it does bother me, or that they're getting one over on me, or that it might be a good way of riling me, they could literally not be further from the truth. I do not give a fucking shit either way."