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[Sebastian Cobb]

Farage announcing a major career change at 5!

[Psybro]

Flicked it on last night and they had Mr Motivator on for an interview slot the length of which seemed to be up to him to determine. Not really rabble rousing stuff.

[Huxleys Babkins]

People have had enough of liberal elite PE Jesus and his HIIT. Mote's bringing leisure centre aerobics classes back.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Flicked it on last night and they had Mr Motivator on for an interview slot the length of which seemed to be up to him to determine. Not really rabble rousing stuff.

lol at him still going. They used to get him to do warm-ups at bestival.

[idunnosomename]

larry david faint at this news

[Fambo Number Mive]

The show is just called Farage, making it sound like a US daytime TV show about a private investigator.

[Goldentony]

he's at a piano singing the Ship Song by Nick Cave atm

[Ferris]

I can't tell which bits of this are made up.

[Catalogue Trousers]

Oh dear. Were they really hoping that Nige would be the big gun to explode their ratings through the roof?

He couldn't even be the most liked figure at LBC. Gammon England fans were bottling him at last week's Euro final.

GB News #deadsoon

[Sebastian Cobb]

tbf nige is much better at doing what he does than gb news seems to be

[Ferris]

The show is just called Farage, making it sound like a US daytime TV show about a private investigator.

And so we approach the nadir...

[Sebastian Cobb]

Carried away like a moonlight FARAGE (FARAGE)

[olliebean]

The fact they've apparently managed to burn through £60m so quickly makes me wonder if there's something else going on.

[Alberon]

How much does an EPG number cost these days?

[Jittlebags]

And so we approach the nadir...

Rearrange these words to form some well known sayings.

• barrel the of bottom Scraping the
• again Cunt me not Fuck that

[Ferris]

When I was just fledgling right wing channel
I asked my financial backers, what should we be?
Should we be bland tory? And just serve the rich?
Here's what they said to me

Hire farage, farage
Scrape the bottom of the barrel for me
We need cheap controversy
So hire farage, farage
(We're courting insolvency)

[daf]

Someone phone Peter Jackson - we've found our Goblin King!

[idunnosomename]

im amazed how liberal twitter rose to nigel's call this morning to build this up. why people feel the need to pay him so much attention, and in the case of Crazy Cat Cadwalladr, give him nearly a hundred pounds to say "Hugh Jazz" I don't know. it's almost like the centrists need him about to mock or they feel inadequately oppressed.

[Mr Trumpet]

And so we approach the nadir...

[pigamus]

Carried away like a moonlight FARAGE (FARAGE)

'When's his show on?'
'4AM'
'What, 4AM in the morning?'
'That's correct'

[Kankurette]

When will lefty Twitter learn not to feed the trolls?

[Key]

No way are Nigel Farage's teeth that white.

[JamesTC]

No way are Nigel Farage's teeth that white.

I can believe it. It's his favourite colour, after all.

[JamesTC]

And so we approach the nadir...

I went for a run yesterday and an older woman was pointing at me like this in the distance. Turns out she was pointing at a tropical looking bird that was behind me.

[vanilla.coffee]

Andrew? Good boy.

[Spoon of Ploff]

[kalowski]

Farage is a detective who tackles vandalism. Bit of a maverick, not afraid to break the law if he thinks it's necessary. He's not a criminal, you know, but he will, perhaps, travel 80mph on the motorway if, for example, he wants to get somewhere quickly.

[BlodwynPig]

And so we approach the nadir...

The best airbrush could do

[BlodwynPig]

I went for a run yesterday and an older woman was pointing at me like this in the distance. Turns out she was pointing at a tropical looking bird that was behind me.

This is my favourite unnerving post of 2021.

[Kankurette]

He's saying 'pull my finger'.